I exchanged strained glances with my cabins and shush the anti-cursing Hidan. …Wow, for a moment there, I thought I was talking about someone else. I mean, we all know that Hidan's thing is cursing. What have I done? Shaking myself out of my thoughts, I stood there, just starring.

Cabin One was covered in Post-it notes. No, not the usual one or two that said, "F you!" or "YOU SUCK!" Ah, no. Not at all. The whole freaking cabin was covered, head to toe with yellow, blue, orange, green, purple colored post it notes. There were also flowers, butterflies, a 'C' shaped one that was also convenitly placed next to a 'T'. Hmmm…

C. T.

Cabin. Two.

I almost broke into a fit of laughter as I saw the boys that Orochimaru was leading did a Post-it note rainbow with white clouds, and a small white and purple unicorn. I knew they cut the small squares into the unique shapes for the ears and horn etc etc, but it was still priceless. I should try this in a classroom this year…

I saw Kiba screaming at the cabin next to them, and Shikamaru comfortably lying next to the unicorn, sleeping. Naruto sat on the steps in deject mode. I rolled my eyes and turned to the dudes behind me.

"We gotta get revenge."

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Slapping my hand hard across the blank looking Shino's face, he immediately woke from the weird zone he was in. That guys weird… But, he's cool. He killed a rare bug that was the last on the planet. Got fined, but when he didn't pay (he was in a state of depression because he actually killed a bug. Oh my Kami, the worlds gonna end (note: sarcastic) But maybe it was really bad… It was the last on the planet) they threw him into Juvi for a couple of months.

Shika winced from the impact my hand had on his skin, and rubbed his head with a tired hand. "Sakura, why are you going through all of the trouble for us?" He asked, his lazy gray eyes searching my determined emerald ones.

"BECAUSE, do you SEE Naruto over there!" To emphasize my statement, I thrusted a finger towards the darkest corner in the cabin and there sat a curled up blonde dope. Ever since his Captain Underpants underwear was hung on Cabin Three's (why were we brought into this) front door, having the words in large sharpie, "YOU STUPID DOBE", he's been sulking for a loooong time.

Others seemed to agree immediately, not taking to the Emo Naruto. Glad they agreed, a wicked smile burst across my lips. Calling in my cabin, we all set to work. Even Naruto's ears pricked when he heard the words, "…place a gay guy…"

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Sneaking through the night, humming my theme song some of you heard about a chapter or two ago (or three, but three doesn't belong in that little line up) I quickly jump up three cabin steps and open a, thankfully, non-squeaky door. Gazing at all of my victims with a horrid smile on, I motion with my fingers for two guys to come in.

Naruto and Itachi crawled in and swept over to the bed where Sasuke was. Counting down from five, the two men lift up the duck butt, mattress and all, and started to carry him out towards the baby pool filled with sweat. We'll just float him out there and hope he falls in the next morning. Taking the Easter Bunny's note that I had used on my own cabin for that one night, I placed eggs that Tobi and Shino got to decorate, all around the room.

Waving my hand again, in came Kiba, Sai, Sasori and Deidara with paint.

Eh, scratch that.

Sasori, Kiba, Deidara and Sai come in with PERMINIT paint of all sorts of colors, and got to it. Sasori and Deidara have a mental battle of whose painting is better, Sai is coloring a flower on a bandaged (we all know who that is) face, and Kiba is dipping Akamaru's paws in red paint, and letting him walk around any where. I though I saw him on the ceiling, but I think it was only me seeing things. Only Spider Pig can walk on ceilings.

Snickering as I see the four of them all band together and paint a huge three and one on the ceiling, I stick my head out of the open cabin door and usher in a new set of troops. Neji, Pein, Kakuzu and Shikamaru all waltz in and start stringing up bells on fish wire. And lots of them. See, the main goal is to wake them up so their surprise can start early in the morning. Ah, the joys of morning…

Finally, Kisame, Hidan, Choji and I start with the glue. Yup. Lots and lots of ultra sticky glue. I personally wanted a hot glue gun in here so I could go crazy with the arts and crafts, but Pein and Shika voted against it because we didn't want to burn anyone. And really, they were the main puppeteers behind all of this (I was along side them) so I agreed sadly.

Skipping our way out of there, both cabins marveled on how on the outside, nothing seemed wrong. But on the inside, personal hell from mainly me will soon break lose. A small light bulb clicked over Naruto's head and he whispered to Kisame and Kiba to lift him up. Snatching Sai's black paint bucket and brush, he climbed on the two selected campers and scurried onto the roof. In the dark of the night, I couldn't make out what he wrote, but I'll see in the morning.

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As Hidan and I itched our fingers towards the strings that would activate all of the bells to wake the cabins, I try and clear my head from the two hours of sleep that I managed to pull.

Cabin One and Three had all camped out in front of Cabin Two for most of the night. At approximately twelve at night, we started our scheme. One hour later, we were done. For two more hours (which means it is now three in the morning) we had just hang out with each other in front of the victims cabin. Sai and Sasori actually started to paint a chicken on the sleeping Sasuke's face, but got bored so only half of it was left.

Guess which half.

It was a silent morning though, seeing as no one talked. We basically just did some card playing (hand-signs poker anyone?) and tic-tac-toe. Thankfully, no one got into any fights so no chicken was awoken. But, with me and my two hours of sleep (I slept with Naruto's shoulder as a pillow, if anyone's wondering) Hidan and I were ready to do the dirty trick. Everyone else had filtered back into the cabins so it was like we weren't the ones that did it.

Even if there was a giant One and Three on their ceiling.

Exchanging a look with the semi-curser that was next to me, we both yanked on the fish lines with all of our strength (which is a lot) and fled from the scene. Behind me, I heard lots and lots of bells, groans that turned into snarls of anger, and a distant splash. Silent roars of laughter also rang in my ears as I high fived everyone in my own cabin.

Oh sweet, sweet revenge.

It was almost as sweet as the chocolate Choji gave me.

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Now its day and boy we're getting some punishment. Supposedly, 'glue' and 'toxic paint' (as Ibiki put it) were not allowed in the camp grounds. So… Cabin One and Three had to re-do all of the courses at least once. Just because I got hyped up on a sugar stick Tobi had saved for me, I did them three times. But then, I was popped.

But now, after all of that, we have to listen to a safety speech. We're in BOOT CAMP for Kami's sake! We DON'T CARE ABOUT SAFETY! How do you think we got here? By enforcing the no running with scissors law? Ah, no.

But I'll tell you how well the prank went over.

Holy crap dudes, it was PERFECT! Everyone fell into all of the traps perfectly. We really should have brought a camera to take a picture of Kabuto's face… the flower was really well done.

The NOT hot glue (as I pointed out to Ibiki but he just yelled at me some more) worked its magic. Jugo, the fairly nice guy is still trying to get out of my white glue pie. One of the other kids actually thought at first that it wasn't glue. That was really nasty.

Sasuke's part? He's still in the showers. Turns out that the permanent paint really does stick… his cheek is going to be all red! Other than that, his sweat incident really didn't click in his mind. Maybe it was too early for him to smell the gym sock smell, but he still thought it was water. He squirmed a bit when we said that it was sweat to him though.

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Thankfully all of that commotion was done. Cabin Two cleaned up, as well as Cabin One. They made amends (not really… they just promised they wouldn't kill each other in their sleep) and everything has gotten into the same old routine again. The punches, fights, screams, giggles, and daily food fights. Oh the joy.

Even though everything seems at peace, tension is still thick in the air. The band competition is still coming up, and all three of the cabins are working as hard as we possibly can to make everything better then the others. Right now, my cabin is the best that I've heard. I've finally got my vocal pitches to be exactly like the song (which I will not reveal to you juuuuust yet!) and Hidan has mastered his guitar.

Tobi is freaking AMAZING at the violin. Turns out his parents made him sign up for it when he was younger, but he had much rather be playing outside with his friends.

Poor kid.

All is well in the Boot Camp for Men plus one lady, and instruments are all strung up and ready to go.

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Skipping towards the Mess Hall, my gaze stopped on Cabin Two's roof.

"TEME IS A FREAK!"

"CABIN ONE RULES!"

"RAMEN, FTW!"

So that's what Naruto wrote!