An anonymous reviewer gave me the idea for this one! X3 I've yet to read a story like this one they mentioned, but I'll do the best I can!

So today's story is when a child of Jack and Sally can be a Mary-Sue. XD Along with some other stupid stuff! Oh boy! It won't make any sense. XD But it's all fun.

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"I am Luna Angelica Hilda Zelda Helga Marie Skellington!" Announced the half rag doll half skeleton child with glee. "And I am the Princess of Halloween! I AM PERFECT! I am now the star of the story!"

"Cameo!" Said Jack. "We love you, daughter!"

"Now we have to go disappear, since we're the main characters of the film and cannot have more than two seconds of screen time since our daughter is now the star and we are pushed aside and rarely mentioned." Sally said. "Also a cameo!"

Jack and Sally left to go do things off-screen, never to be seen or mentioned.

"YES! Bye bye, stupid parents! I hate you both, you're ruining my life!" Luna tantrumed.

"We're OTHER second generation kids!" Said one random monster kid.

"Me too!" Said another.

"The story is all about us and our adventures!" Said Luna. "Who? What canon characters? Who cares about them? This story is about US! Only us!"

"Right!" Said the other kids.

"I will now give you a full biography of me, a description of me, and I will once again never mention my parents! Who are they? I don't care!"

"We'll do the same! What parents? They don't matter!" Said the other kids.

"Hi! I'm Vanessa!" Said a random beautiful monster demon woman. "And I'll be the mother figure you desire since your own mother sucks!"

"I love that idea!" Said Luna. "My stupid rag doll mother sucks!"

"How terrible!" Vanessa cried. "Listen, I love your father...he's PERFECT for me! Think you can get him and me together?"

"I sure can! You'll make a better mother and wife!" Luna squealed. "Okay, I have to mention my parents for another cameo!"

"No! My darling Sally is DEAD!" Jack wails with pain.

"Aww. Too bad. So, want to get married and screw?" Vanessa said, not caring.

"I'm totally over Sally!" Jack said happily. "Another cameo!"

"YES! I AM NOW THE PUMPKIN QUEEN!" Vanessa cheered.

"And I am still the perfect Pumpkin Princess! I will be Queen! I AM PERFECT ME ME ME ME ME!" Luna squealed. "Vanessa I love you Mommy!"

"We're here too!" Said the other kids.

"YAY! Now for a big story about all our adventures with more non-canon characters to fill up any blanks and never once mention anyone else in the movie!" Said Luna.

Later on...

"Now I am in love!" Luna said.

"My name is Hibernius! Because the author just randomly gave me a weird name! Hooray!" Said Hibernius. "And I love you, Luna!"

"Now we'll have a love story just like my parents! And by parents I mean my dad and my REAL Mommy, Vanessa! Not stupid rag doll!" Luna said. "Did I also mention I'm perfect?"

And so Luna went on to have awesome adventures with all her friends and her lover and then more stories were made chronicling each stage of her life! What parents? Who are they?

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Sorry this one isn't as good. XD But I hope you enjoy it anyway!