Bloopy time! :D This will be a bonus for the parody chapters! X3 Doing bloopies! Yay!
So here we go! :D I've been inspired, especially by the "Behind The Scenes" story! OwO I'll do my best to keep everyone in character, and to just have fun, so there may be some minor OOC moments. XD
WARNING! ...Some sexy stuff. 'Cause I'm evil and can't resist. OwO XD And don't take it seriously, it's just for fun, and because I saw it in another story like this that was done a long time ago.
I will do bloopies for the game next. ;)
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Dr. Finkelstein: You're mine, you know! I made you, with my own hands!
Sally: You can make other creations! I'm restleleless...oops!
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Sally: You can make other creations! I'm restless, I can't...um...*Laughs* Sorry...what was my line again?
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Henry: Okay, okay, marker! And, action!
Barrel: Did anyone see my lollipop?
Lock: You had it two seconds ago!
Shock: Guys, we're filming! We're supposed to be singing about kidnapping Santa!
Barrel: But I want my lollipop!
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LSB: Kidnap the Sandy Claws, la-dee-da-dee-da!
Shock: You're singing it wrong!
Lock: You started it!
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Lock: I want to do it!
Barrel: Let's straw draws!
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Barrel: Let's draws straw!
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Barrel: Let's draw straws! *Holds up actual straws*
Shock: You're supposed to be using bones!
Barrel: Oops.
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Jack: Where we can gaze into the-*Trips over the fence* Oof! *Gets up* Oh dear! Can we try that again?
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Mayor: Jaaaaack! Answer me! *Falls backward down the stairs* Ouch!
Henry: Hey, that's good! Let's put that in the movie.
Mayor: At least I only had to do it once!
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Lock: Lock!
Shock: Shock!
Barrel: Me!
Shock: You idiot!
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Lock: Lock!
Shock: Shock!
Barrel: Team Rock Blast off at the Speed of light! Surrender now or prepare to fight! Baaaaarel dat's right!
Lock: *Laughs*
Shock: Darn it, Barrel!
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Lock: Lock!
Shock: Shock!
Barrel: And Barrel!
Shock: No! You're supposed to just say your name! No and! Darn it! We're never going to work in Hollywood again!
Barrel: Sorry!
Lock: Shut up!
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Jack: My Sandy Claws suit! I want you to make it! *Pulls down a drawing of a sexy Sally*
Sally: O.O
Jack: Sally?
Sally: OwO *Proceeds to make out with him*
Henry: Cut! Not yet, you two!
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Sally: Mmm! See? Scrumptious!
Dr. Finkelstein: *Starts to drink the soup but it spills* You clumsy oaf!
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Sally: Mmm! See? Scrumptious!
Dr. Finkelstein: *Drinks soup from bowl and then it splashes into his face* Sally!
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Sally: Mmm! See? Scrumptious!
Dr. Finkelstein: *Spills the soup again* Darn it, Sally!
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Zero: Arf! Arf!
Jack: No, Zero. Not now. I'm not in the mood.
Zero: Arf! Arf!
Jack: All right. *Takes rib bone* Here you go, boy. *Throws it, but it falls only a few feet away* Oh! I missed the marker... *Laughs*
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Jack: Here you go, boy. *Tosses the rib bone again, but it hits a tree, and he laughs* Can we try that again?
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Jack: Here you go, boy. *Tosses rib bone, but it hits the other camera guy* I'm sorry! I'm sorry! I didn't mean to hit you! Oh, I'm so sorry! Did I ruin the tape? Oh, dear!
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Jack: Oh somewhere deep inside of these bones, an emptiness began to grow. There's something out there far from my home. A longing that I've never gnome...*Laughs*
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Jack: A longing that I've never known...*Laughs again* I can't do it now! I'm sorry, can I take a break? Oh dear, I'm sorry.
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Oogie Boogie: You're jokin'! You're jokin'! I can't believe my eyes! You gotta be! This can't be the right guy!
Santa: *Laughs*
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Oogie Boogie: You gotta be! This can't be the right guy!
Santa: *Laughs* I'm sorry...I can't take him seriously! Hahahaha!
Oogie Boogie: Darn it! Why did I have to be an over-the-top villain...oh, even the Joker is more scary. I can't do this now, I'll be in my trailer. *Walks off with a disappointed sigh*
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Jack: I want it oh I want it! I've got to know, I've got to know what is this place I have-*Falls off the sleigh* Whoa!
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Jack: I've got to know what is this place I have-*Falls off the sleigh again* Aaah!
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Jack: I've got to know what is this place I have-*Falls again* Awwww... Could I get a stunt double, please?
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Jack: *Is riding the sleigh down the hill* Wheeeeeeeeee! ...Oh, I'm sorry! We're back? So sorry...let's do this again!
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Jack: *Has marker on his face to look like a twirly mustache* I want to tell you about, Christmas Town!
Citizens: *Laughing hysterically*
Jack: Now, what is so funny? O.O *Sees a mirror* Oh...now who did that?
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Jack: I want to tell you about, Christmas Town! *Has drawn-on angry eyebrows*
Citizens *Laughing*
Jack: What? O.O *Sees mirror again* Who keeps doing that?
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Jack: I want to tell you about-*Sees the markings all over his face* Very funny, you three!
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Jack: I AM THE PUMPKIN KING! *Tears off tattered suit, and his regular suit too* ...O.O! Whoops! *Covers himself* Heh heh heh...
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Sally: Jack... I know how you feel. *Gets up and falls down* Ooh, ouch. I should've been more careful...
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Santa: The next time you get the urge to take over someone else's holiday, I'd listen to her! ...*Laughs* Goodness, I'm sorry. Can we do another take?
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Creature Under The Bed: I am the one hiding under your bed!
Henry: Wait, cut!
*There are lumps on the bed, that are moving, along with moans of pleasure*
Henry: Jack and Sally, stop making love on the job!
Jack: So sorry! You know how I get when she wears that dress...
Sally: Sorry...
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Jack: What's this? What's this? There's color everywhere! What's this? There's might things in the ware...Oh, I'm sorry! I need another take for this one.
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Jack: There's white things in the air. *Misses the snowflake* Awww...I didn't succeed. I'm sorry, can we try again?
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Sally: I sense there's something in the wind... *Burps* Oh! I'm so sorry...I'm sorry, I didn't even feel that one coming...oh, I'm sorry! How embarrassing...
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Sally: I sense there's something in the wind- *Trips* Ooh, ouch! I'm so sorry...can we do another take?
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Sally: That feels like tragedy's at hand, and though I'd like to stand by him-*Breaks wind* Oh my! I didn't...oooh...I'm so sorry, that was very rude and unladylike of me. Goodness! *Giggles* Can we try that again?
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Lock: To Boogie Oogie, of course!
Shock: It's Oogie Boogie!
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Jack: *Sits down in his chair, but it breaks apart and he falls down* Ouch! Oh dear...this isn't good... *Chuckles* A little help here, please?
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Santa: Of course! I'm Sandy Claws! ...*Laughs* Did I really just say that? Oh, it's infectious! Okay, all right, let's try this again.
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Santa: I'm Sandy Claws!
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Santa: I'm Santy Claus!
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Santa: I'm Sandy Claws!
Jack: *Is laughing as he comes on screen* Perhaps we should try again later, Sandy.
Santa: I can't even get my own name right! I surely need a break by now. *Laughs*
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Jack: So, you're not doing anything later, are you?
Sally: No...*Giggles* Did you have something in mind?
Jack: Of course! *Takes her hands* Run away with me, my love...
Sally: Oh, Jack...*Giggles, leaning toward him*
Jack: Sally...*Leans toward her as well, and then looks into camera* Oh! Oh dear, we're rolling? I'm sorry!
Sally: Sorry...um...shall we?
Jack: Let's go! *Clears throat* Sally! I need your help more than anyone's!
Sally: You certainly do, Jack. I had the most terrible vision.
Jack: That's splendid!
Sally: No! It was...um...what was my line again?
Jack: *Laughs* Sally, you're adorable.
Sally: I'm never working in Hollywood again after this...*Giggles*
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Lock: Dooo, doo doo doo, doo doo dooo...
Shock: Stop singing! We're rolling!
Barrel: This is fun!
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Mayor: How horribible our Christmas will be!
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Mayor: How horribibbles our Christmas will be!
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Mayor: How horribibleblebeles...pbbtttt! *Laughs* I think I need speech lessons after this!
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Santa: Release me now or you'll have to answer for this heinous act!
Oogie Boogie: *Is talking to a few random ladies* Well you see, I'm pretty certain I can get you three fine ladies a good role in the next movie! *Laughs* Oh! Are we back? Heh heh, run along now, ladies! Bye now! Heh...where were we?
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Jack and Sally: For it is plain, as anyone can see... We're simply meant to be...
*They come closer together and proceed to kiss. ...And kiss. And kiss. And are now making out*
Henry: Cut!
*They continue making out, ignoring him*
Henry: I'm going to remove all the kissing scenes except one. Now cut!