More bloopies for you today! :D And oh, something I forgot to mention in the last instalment.
If you have suggestions for bloopers, so as long as you keep them within context AND keep the characters in character as much as you can, then do feel free to pitch in some ideas! :) It can be for the movie, or the game "Oogie's Revenge"
Speaking of the game, that's what our bloopies will contain. ;)
Also a bonus! The hidden deleted kissing scenes from the movie, and the game. X3 Again, if you have some deleted scenes ideas, let me know!
Sadly, they're not real. XD But let's just pretend! ...If you're a Jack/Sally shipper, that is. Antis, bite me.
XXX
~A Deleted Kissing Scene from the movie~
"Here you go, Sally! I'm so sorry I didn't have them on me while I was giving you the job, that was silly of me!" Jack said apologetically as he handed her the slip of paper that consisted of the necessary measurements.
"Um...it's all right, Jack...no problem." Sally said softly.
The two of them were alone backstage, where she had come back to in order to ask for his measurements, which she needed to make the suit. On any other given day, Sally would have been overwhelmed with so much happiness at finally being alone with Jack, and would have made sure he knew how happy she was. Unfortunately, this was not the time for it. Yes, a part of her still remained lovesick and happy, but her worry and concern was overriding it.
"Jack...listen, since we're alone...there's something important I need to tell you."
"Oh? And what's that, Sally? I'm listening!" Jack smiled widely as he turned to face her again.
"Well...Jack, you see...I..." Sally began, unsure of how to start this. "It was about...what I had said earlier, and I-"
"Sally, don't be modest! I know you can do it. I told you that I had every confidence in you that you could make the Sandy Claws suit!" Jack interrupted, though nicely, as he put his hands on her shoulders. "And I meant it, Sally. I didn't just say that to make you feel better! There's no one in this town who is more talented and clever than you to make it."
For a moment Sally fell silent, and she knew better than to think that Jack was being insincere. He truly meant it, and for that, she was very touched. However, she could see he was still not listening. "Jack, please. It's not about the suit at all."
"It's not?" Jack's eye sockets went wide. "Then...what is it, Sally? Is there something wrong?"
"Yes! Yes, there is something very-" Sally began again.
"Look out!" Jack suddenly grabbed Sally to him, pulling her out of the way just in time for a light shade to fall to the floor.
He had heard the cracking and looked up in time to see it falling, and pulled her out of the way of it. If he had been half a second too soon in looking up, it would have fallen on her head.
"Sally, are you all right?" He couldn't help but hold her a little tighter against him.
Sally was speechless. Jack had not only saved her from the lightshade crashing onto her head, but he was holding her. He could have pushed her out of its range, even pulled on her arm, or told her to get out of the way and leave it that that so she could move herself. But no. He had pulled her close up against him! She then brought her arms around him, as if afraid to let him go. "...Y-Yes..." She closed her eyes in bliss, letting herself enjoy it for a moment.
"Sally, look!" Jack was looking up, and could now see what they were standing under. A sprig of mistletoe he had hung up earlier.
She did, following his gaze upward. "...What is that...?"
"It's mistletoe, Sally. A kind of plant!" Jack said happily. "In Christmas Town, they have this very interesting tradition of hanging it up everywhere! And also..." He smiled bashfully and then leaned down, kissing her on the cheek, near the corner of her mouth, along her stitches there. "Two people who stand under it...they kiss."
"O-Oh..." Sally's eyes were wide, and she brought a hand to her cheek.
"Anyway, what did you want to tell me, Sally?" Jack smiled down at her warmly, letting her go.
"Um... I don't know..." Sally smiled in a lovesick daze.
~More Movie Kiss Bloopies~
*Early Production*
Beep.
Henry: Marker, and, action!
Jack: And also...two people who stand under it, they kiss.
*They kiss. They keep kissing, and kissing, and kissing...and soon are making out.*
Henry: Okay, cut! Cut!
*They're still making out*
Henry: Cut!
Jack: I'm sorry, what? O.O
Sally: Um...what?
Henry: You're not supposed to say the entire line before kissing her! And you're supposed to kiss her on the cheek!
Jack: ...Oh, right. I'm so sorry! But Sally is so irresistible, I can't help but want to shower her with love and all the kisses I can give!
Sally: Awww...Jack...*Kisses him*
Henry: Cut!
Beep.
Sally: Well, I couldn't let you just...
Jack: Sally, I can't believe I never realized that you cared about me this much. *Holds her hands*
Sally: I...I wanted to tell you before, but I...
Jack: Shhh...*Kisses her sweetly*
Tim: Awwww. :)
Henry: :)
*A minute passes, they're still kissing*
Henry: Okay, you can stop now. Cut! We got the shot!
*Five minutes later*
Henry: Helloooooo?
*Another five minutes later*
Henry: Okay, that's it! We're taking this scene out! You'll get interrupted instead!
Jack & Sally: Why? D:
Tim: I don't think you should do that...
Henry: Because...um...you're-
Jack: Oh, I get it! You want us to have a more romantic kiss! :D Down here in Oogie Boogie's lair, not exactly romantic! Why not on Spiral Hill? Ooh! And with some snow? We can have Sandy Claws fly in and bring Christmas to Halloween by making it snow!
Tim: We WERE going to do that, since it's in the original poem and all, but we didn't know how to fit it in...
Henry: Uh, yeah! Yeah! That's EXACTLY what I meant...yeah... Okay, so let's re-write this scene and the end!
Sally: :( So we only kiss once in the entire movie?
Jack: I'm sorry, Sally. :( Come here, darling. *Kisses*
Henry: Will you stop making out? We're rolling!
Beep.
~Hidden Ending~
Jack: Sandy Claws! 8D How nice to see you again!
Santa: It's a pleasure, Jack! I see you're doing well.
Jack: Oh, better than I can possibly say! And you remember Sally, right? My darling little wife?
Sally: Hi, Santa. :)
Santa: Hello there, Sally! Lovely to see you again!
Sally: Oh, thank you. ^w^ I see you've met our children as well? :)
Santa: Hello, kids!
*Snip*
Sally: Did you mean that, Jack...?
Jack: With all of my bones, Sally. I would've done everything over again, and I wouldn't have changed a thing. Most especially when it came to realizing how much you loved me, and how I loved you.
Sally: Oh, Jack...I love you.
Jack: And I love you, too, Sally. Now and forever.
*They kiss...and as expected, proceed to make out*
Henry: Darn it, you two! That's the 25th time you two have made out! ...Ugh...take 26.
*In the end, the ending is cut from the film and it all ends on Spiral Hill after saving Christmas*
Beep.
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Oogie's Revenge Bloopies~
Director: Action!
Jack: Oh my! The town is deserted...and...oh! Monsters! Oh dear! I'm in Silent Hill!
Director: Darn it, Jack! Enough of the references!
Jack: Dear me, I'm sorry... I couldn't help myself! Have you played those games? :D They're fantastic!
Beep.
LSB: Lalala laaa! Kidnap the Sandy Claws-
Director: No no no no no! It's Hail to Mr. Oogie!
Lock: Why are we even working for him?
Shock: We became protagonists at the end of the movie!
Lock: Hey, how come your voice sounds different?
Shock: Different voice actress.
Barrel: This game has continuity issues. Sally's still living with the doctor, Jewel is nowhere to be seen...
Director: Don't question our logic! BACK TO WORK!
Beep.
Jack: Sally! 8D
Sally: Jack! OwO
Jack: O.O How come your voice sounds different?
Sally: Oh, um...yeah, I'm voiced by a different voice actress in the games.
Director: Cut! Stop breaking the fourth wall!
Beep.
Dr. Finkelstein: This town has changed, my boy, since you've been away. Without a Punkim King-Darn it!
Beep.
Dr. Finkelstein: Without a Plumkin King-oh, blast it!
Beep.
Dr. Finkelstein: Without a Pumpketin King...darn it all!
Jack: Doctor...maybe you should take a break?
Dr. Finkelstein: Very good idea, my boy. *Rubs his head*
Beep.
Jack: You'll never get away with this, and thaaaaaaaaaat you brats is faaaaaact!
LSB: O.O
Jack: O.O What?
Lock: Why the heck did you sing like THAT?
Jack: I don't know, I was simply told to during rehearsals.
Shock: Wait, you sound different when you sing! O.O
Jack: Oh, yeah. My original voice actor now provides my singing! 8D
Sally: *Comes into frame* It's very nice...OwO
Jack: 8D Sally! *Hugs*
Barrel: What are you doing here?
Director: Sally! Get out of the shot! You're not in this scene!
Beep.
Hanging Tree: Thank you Jack, I-*One of his hanging men falls* Oh dear! I suppose he wasn't secure enough...can we fix him?
Beep.
Hanging Tree: Thank you, Jack, we-...oh dear. I seem to have rooted into the ground! All right, let's have another take.
Beep.
Clown: WAAAAAH! THE BRAKES! *Falls down* Ow!
Beep.
Clown: WAAAAAH! THE BRAKES! LEMME GO! *Falls again* Ow! Darn it!
Beep.
Clown: THE BRAKES! THE BRAKES! *Crashes into the camera, which falls* Sorry! Sorry! Didn't mean to do that!
Beep.
Dr. Finkelstein: My lasers will slice you. My knives will cut deep. And when it's all over, Sally, she will weep!
Jack: D: What? Sally's going to cry? Oh, my poor darling! *Runs off*
Dr. Finkelstein: Jack, my boy! Come back! ...I'd better cut back on Sally's curfew. Come to think of it, why is she even still living with me? *Scratches his head* They're dating now, aren't they? And where's my wife? Jewel!
Beep.
Oogie Boogie: By the way, I'm just a shadow! You wasted your time on me, Jack!
Jack: O.O Um...Oogie, I don't think that was in the script.
Oogie Boogie: Darn it! DX Now I can't have a dramatic plot twist reveal!
Beep.
Mr. Hyde: Would you like to save? And...um, what was the rest of my line?
Beep.
Sally: Jack, you have to save Dr. Finkelsteen.
Jack: I thought it was Dr. Finkelstein. O.O
Sally: O.O I'm sorry! I was told to say that in the script.
Director: SHUT UP! CUT!
Beep.
Jack: Soul Robber! *Fights off some monsters*
*Luigi appears and sucks up ghosts with the Poltergust 3000*
Director: Luigi! Get out of here!
Luigi: Awwww...
Jack: Bye, Luigi! I'll see you in Super Nightmare!
Beep.
Jack: Soul Robber! *Grabs monster and twirls* I HAVE THE POWER!
Beep.
Jack: I HAVE THE POWER!
Beep.
Jack: I AM THE POWER!
Beep.
Jack: I AM THE PUMPKIN KING! ...Really director, I feel as if I should be saying I have the power. So sorry!
Director: You got it right though, next scene!
Jack: Go, Flubber!
Director: CUT!
Jack: I'm sorry Mr. Director! You see, it's green, expands, and takes on different shapes...it's Flubber! :D
Beep.
Jack: Sally! 8D
Sally: Jack! OwO
*They run to each other, hold hands, and then kiss*
Director: Okay, cut!
*They are now making out*
Director: I said CUT!
*They continue making out, ignoring him*
Director: Now I see why Henry Sellick cut all the kissing scenes. ...Fine! I was going to have you two kiss in five scenes, but forget it! I'm cutting them!
Jack: D: But why?
Director: Duh, because you two make out all the time! And on top of that, the fans don't want to see the Jack and Sally romances. They want to play the game and have the action and defeat Oogie Boogie!
Oogie Boogie: Hey!
Sally: But...fans of our pairing will be...very disappointed. :(
Director: Too bad! I don't care! You're only going to kiss once at the end! Like in the movie! Yeah, sure, the five scenes would be perfect for a kiss, but I'm just gonna have Jack leave you without one!
Sally: D:
Jack: Now see here, sir! That's not fair! You know far well how much I adore my Sally and showering her with love!
Director: Shut up! Now get back to work! No romance! No one cares about your love! THE GAME, PEOPLE! That's what matters!
Jack: I need to go to my trailer. Join me, Sally? :D
Sally: Of course, Jack. :)
XXX
Again, if you have any blooper ideas for the game or movie, let me know!
Next time I'll do a bonus of the possible kissing scenes from the game that COULD have happened. ;)