Welcome back to more bloopies! :D I have to give a huge thank-you to Subuku-No-Jess, who has given me some fun ideas! So part of these bloopies were written by her! Thank you very much! I hope you enjoy them as well and give her some love!
There will be bloopies for the game and some for the movie. 83
Plus will be some more "deleted kissing scenes". XD Because seriously, there were five PERFECT moments for them to share a kiss! But alas, none came to pass. :( Oh well, they did sing two songs together and the game DID specify in some small ways that they were indeed dating, so, in a way it kind of makes up for it.
BUT I WANT MORE KISSES WITH THEM, DAMN IT!
XD Anyway...enjoy the fun!
XXX
~Game Bloopies~
(Holiday Trash Hill- Final Level)
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Jack: *Uses Soul Robber to jump into the air, but hits camera instead* Oops. Sorry!
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Mega Oogie: *Slaps Jack down with his hands, then notices Jack not moving* Uhhhh... *Pokes at Jack's body*
Director: CUT! Now look what you did! You put Jack into a coma.
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Jack: *Turns into his Pumpkin King outfit and uses the gas pipe, but the fire hits him back instead* AH, My Skull! IT BURNS!
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Mega Oogie: *Is seen sitting down, but Jack is nowhere to be found*
Director: Oogie, where is Jack?
Mega Oogie: Heck if I know. *Burps*
Jack: Oogie, get me out this instant! *punches from inside Mega Oogie*
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Director: Okay, now where's Sally? *Hears moaning and kissing sounds coming from inside Mega Oogie* You ate Sally too?
Mega Oogie: Hey, don't look at me. Jack made me do it!
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Mega Oogie: *Rises up from the ground* JAAAAAAACCCCCCKK!
Jack: *Is about to do something when fangirls run him over*
Oogie FanGirls: OOGIE! 8D *jumps on Mega Oogie*
Director: CUT!
Jack: *After getting up from the ground* Oogie has fangirls?
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Director: You can't do this! The hero always wins and they'll never put this in the game and- *Keeps complaining but everyone else hears it as "Blah, Blah, Blah!"*
Mega Oogie: *Gets annoyed and imagines the director as food, then picks the Director up* Mmm, food.
Director: *Screams* Don't eat me! PUT ME DOWN!
Mega Oogie: Change the script and my contract then.
Director: Never!
Mega Oogie: AAAAAHH~ *Opens his mouth wide and lifts Director above his mouth*
Director: Aaaaahhh! Oof! Ow, my face. *Hears kissing and moaning sounds nearby* Oh GOD! Stop it! Ewwwww!
Jack: Oh, hello, Director! Why are you here?
Director: This THING ate me! And will you two stop?
Sally: : But we don't get to do anything on set...
Jack: Maybe you can give the kissing scenes back? :3
Director: NO!
Sally: :(
Jack: All right, that's fine then. :3
*And they continue at it*
Mega Oogie: I'm so firing my agent...
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Mega Oogie: *Squishes Jack like a bug*
Director: CUT! Oogie, you can only slap him, puke trash at him, make giant metal rods appear out of nowhere and summon bugs, NOT CRUSH HIM INTO DUST!
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Jack: *walks towards Oogie, but is wearing pajamas*
Oogie Boogie: Pfffft! *Laughs and falls backwards* I can't- I can't do it!
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Oogie Boogie: You want me to explode in Shadow form?
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Oogie Boogie: You want me to fall off the sleigh?
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Oogie Boogie: You want me to be the winner? Finally!
Director: Hey, that ain't in the script!
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Oogie: Well well well! Jack! The Pumpkin King! ...O_o ?
Jack: What? O.O
Oogie: BAHAHAHAHAHA! You're dressed like the Phantom of the Opera! XDXDXD Hey, Phanty! Gonna cry over losin' your poor Christine?
Jack: ...It was my date night with Sally...I didn't have time to change before coming on set.
Oogie: Hahahahahaha! I gotta go to my trailer and laugh my head off!
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Oogie: I'm the Seven Holidays King! Hahahaha! I like the sound of that! Hey Director, I got something new to add to the script! I'm gonna take over the other Holidays!
Director: ...Um, okay, I guess that can work.
Oogie: And make a giant Oogie! Mega Oogie! Yeah!
Director: I guess...
Oogie: And make ME win!
Director: NO!
Oogie: Awww... I'll be in my trailer.
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Director: LET ME OUT!
Mega Oogie: Changed your mind?
Director: No! I just can't take much more of this!
Mega Oogie: Oh well!
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Oogie: Barrel, my prodigal son... my shining star. Be a good boy and finish what your half-pit, half-winked- Darn it! I messed up.
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Oogie: Half pint, dumb-witted...
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Oogie: Half Pint, Half Witted, Half Alive playmates could not! Not to mention that I have Half a Salary!
Director: CUT!
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Jack: *Tries to go through Oogie's maze but ends up being pushed into the lava*
Sally: Jack! D: *Jumps to save Jack*
Director: No wonder Tim and Henry are not here today...
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Jack: *Stands at Oogie's casino with his White Dancing Suit on*
Oogie: Hahahahahaha! This is too much. I'm gonna have fun with this. *Takes a gun from the gun men and shoots at Jack's feet* Dance, Bone Man, DANCE! :D
Jack: *Tap dances for his life* This is not dignified!
Director: CUT! CUT! CUT!
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Jack: Sally! You shouldn't be out there, it's dangerous!
Sally: O.O Why are you in your pajamas?
Jack: Um...heh heh...^^; Oops.
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Jack: Sally! You shouldn't be out here, it's dangerous! *Is in his Phantom Jack costume*
Sally: OwO
Jack: O.O Sally? *Is pounced on*
Director: CUT! Darn it, Jack! Stop wearing that!
Oogie: Can I interrupt their romantic moment? :D
Director: NO!
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Oogie: I hereby declare this place Boogie Town!
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Oogie: Oogie Town! That's right, Oogie Boogie Town!
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Oogie: Boogie Oogie Town!
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Oogie: Well well well! Look what the bat dragged in! ...Oh come on now! Do you HAVE to wear THAT? Hahahahaha! XD All those stripes and that little cape...what IS that?
Jack: Why do I have to wear such silly costumes? D: ...Except that Phantom outfit, I do like that one!
Oogie: Hahahahahaha! XD I'll be in my trailer, sissy Jack!
Director: Darn it! We'll never finish this scene!
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Director: Now we're in Jack's house to film some footage, so let's-...Jack? Jack! Where are you?
*Jack and Sally are making love in his bed*
Director: CUT! You two, this is a KIDS game! Keep it G-Rated!
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Jack: Merry Christmas! :D *Throws christmas present*
Everyone: *Starts to laugh* Hahahahahahaha!
Jack: What?
Lock: Jack sounds like a girl! XD
Shock: Yeah, he must be in the spirit! XD
Jack: That's it! I'm going to my trailer! *leaves*
Sally: *Follows him* Awww, Jack... :(
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Sally: What will become of our dear town, now that we've let our leader down?
Jack: You know dear Sally, that's not true. We can take this town back, me and you.
Sally: Awww...really, Jack? OwO
Jack: Of course! 8D After all, I was kind of insinuating that we're in this together and will one day rule the town together.
Director: CUT! You are off-script and supposed to be singing!
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Oogie: Is this on? *Taps microphone* Testing! *Clears throat* Greetings! I am...Dracula!
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Oogie: Testing... Testing... One, Two, Three...
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Oogie: Denizens of Boogie Town!
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Oogie: Medicines of Oogie Town!
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Oogie: Citizens...
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Oogie: Vitamens...
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Oogie: Cinnomens...
Director: It's denizens! DENIZENS! GAH! I can't work with you! *leaves the set*
~Movie Bloopies~
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*Jack takes the bottle out of the basket, and tries to uncork it, but it's stuck*
Jack: I can't...get it off! *Pulls harder*
Sally: (O/S) Sorry, Jack!
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Jack: Almost... *Uncorks the bottle but drops it* Oh dear! I'm so sorry, I didn't mean to drop it! Sorry!
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Jack: *Shakes the bottle, and the cork flies off, bouncing and flying everywhere and then it hits the camera* I'm sorry! Oh no, I'm so sorry! Oh, I hope I didn't ruin the tape.
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Sally: Jack, I know you feel something is missing, but-*Pricks his finger with her needle by accident*
Jack: Hmm? But what? O.O
Henry: Cut! Jack, you're supposed to say ow!
Jack: But it didn't hurt. O.O
Henry: Just pretend then!
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Sally: -but-*Pricks his finger with her needle*
Jack: ...Ouch?
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Jack: Ow?
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Jack: Ouch. Ow?
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Sally: Jack, I know you feel something is missing, but-
Jack: You're right! Something IS missing! You! You're what was missing from my life!
Sally: O.O Huh? ... OwO
Henry: Cut! Jack! That's not in the script!
Jack: But...isn't that the truth? O.O
Sally: Jack...OwO *Kisses*
Henry: Oh my God, not again! Tim, help me here!
Tim: Can't do that, dude. I'm in the middle of Batman Returns.
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Lock: So, what are doing?
Shock: I don't know. ...Hey, aren't we one of the main ships of the fandom?
Lock: Hey, we are! But why? We barely had any romantic interaction at all!
Shock: Fans are stupid.
Lock: I'll drink to that! ...Want to go make out?
Shock: Sure.
Barrel: Can I watch?
Henry: Don't. Even. Think. About It.