Date Posted: 4th June 2010

Disclaimer: I don't own HP or any of the songs featured in this fanfic.

LuciusPOV

"Get back *snort* here Black!" Not only did I sound like a bloody girl, but looked like one too! How can can women walk in these sodding death traps let along run in them? And those stupid fake boobs that were sown into this damn dress! God! How can I chase Black with them jiggling and bouncing all over the place!

"Catch me if you can Lucy!" shouted Black.

I swear, one of these days I'll wipe that bloody smirk right of his face and chuck him in the lake in the middle of winter!

I continued to chase him all throughout hall, heedless if I was bumping into others. I swear one of the guys actually felt me up! The nerve of them! How dare they disrespect a Malfoy? I'll hunt them down one day and hex them into oblivion!

"Attention all *quack* students! Line *squawk* up in front of the *neigh* teachers' table if you *moo* are affected by the *meow* prank," quacked/squawked/neighed/mooed McGonagall. She had ginger cat ears, six stiff whiskers and a swishy tail sticking out from her robes, and she was the least affected of the teachers. (Imagine the others)

I pushed by way to the front of the table, regardless of order so I could get out of this stupid outfit and properly kill Black.

"Hey Lucy," shouted Black, "Nice bosoms!"

I have no idea why, but those words triggered a sudden inclination to jump up on the teachers' bench...and sing.

End LuciusPOV

"JAMES HAROLD POTTER! YOU IMMATURE, OBNOXIOUS, DIRTY-MINDED PRAT!" screamed Lily at the top of my lungs.

"Why Lilyflower, you look beautiful today," greeted James.

"Beautiful my arse!"

"I'm glad we agree."

"YOU PERVERT!" She tried bat-bogey hexing him, but he dodged, "Change me back RIGHT NOW!"

"There's no need for that. It looks wonderful on you," he smiled.

"WONDERFUL? I'M IN A BIKINI! A SMALL, STRINGY SODDING BIKINI!"

"Well, you look great in it."

That did it. Lily hurled as many curses, hexes and jinx as she could think of. But Potter wasn't top of Defense for nothing. He dodged, blocked or reflected everything I threw at him, some hitting other innocent bystanders.

"Lily! Stop it already! As if we need to be hexed further. Besides, it's not that bad. You actually look pretty hot in a muggle bikini," teased Euphemia.

Lily turned to look at her. She was in a tight policewoman uniform. A very short and tight policewoman uniform: hand-cuffs, hat, badge and all.

"How can you say "not that bad"? You look like you just walked out of some hormone raging teenage boy's fantasies!" Lily screamed.

"Come on Lils. Live a little! It's not every day we get to wear something like this without looking out of place."

"Why would anyone want to wear something like this?"

"It's just for fun. Besides, how many other occasions can you say we've seen Malfoy in a dress and Snape in a tutu?"

"I don't want to see them cross-dressing!" screamed Lily.

"But that was hilarious!" cried Euphie.

"It was far hilarious! They'll probably cancel classes for the rest of the day because of this!"

"I highly doubt anyone's gonna complain about that Lils," added Alice.

"But today was supposed to be the Charms test!"

"Hence why the boys probably decided to set it off today; nobody other than you would complain about a cancelled test.

"Attention all *quack* students! Line *squawk* up in front of the *neigh* teachers' table if you *moo* are affected by the *meow* prank," quacked/squawked/neighed/mooed McGonagall.

"Wow. She's really got a farm going there," commented Alice.

"I don't get how they can get away with this. Everyone knows the Marauders are Potter, Black, Remus and Pettigrew,"

"There's never enough evidence," said Alice.

"Evidence? You want evidence? Pump them with Veritaserum if you want evidence!" screamed Lily.

"Now, now Lily dear, that's a bit harsh," tutted Euphie.

"I doubt it," said Lily sardonically.

"Are we gonna discuss the Marauders all night, or are we gonna head towards McGonagall and get fixed?" asked Alice.

The trio were about to head off to the teachers' bench when Malfoy, Snape and Hacksley jumped on the table and began singing and dancing.

"Cue the music!"

The entire room darkened like night and a disco-ball appeared in the middle of the hall.

Then they began singing and dancing.

Dancing queen, feel the beat from the tambourine
You can dance, you can jive, having the time of your life
See that girl, watch that scene, dig in the dancing queen

They started dancing to the muggle music mix. They monkeyed and swam and shuffled along the bench. Many of the muggles recognised the song and began dancing to the beat, enticing others to do so.

It's just a jump to the left
And then a step to the right
With your hands on your hips
You bring your knees in tight
But it's the pelvic thrust that really drives you insane,
Let's do the Time Warp again!
Let's do the Time Warp again!

Everyone was dancing to lyrics, going wild and enjoying themselves. Others jumped on the makeshift stage, joining the original three.

But I don't feel like dancin'
No sir, no dancin' today.
Don't feel like dancin', dancin'
Even if i find nothin' better to do
Don't feel like dancin', dancin'
Why'd you pick a tune when I'm not in the mood?
Don't feel like dancin', dancin'
I'd rather be home with the one in the bed till dawn, with you,

The whole hall was going wild. Everyone was enjoying themselves. Everybody, even Lily and the teachers, forgot about the time and place. They just danced with one another and enjoyed themselves.

I kissed a girl and I liked it, the taste of her cherry chapstick
I kissed a girl just to try it, I hope my boyfriend don't mind it
It felt so wrong, it felt so right, don't mean I'm in love tonight
I kissed a girl and I liked it, I liked it.

The impromptu mix was going swell. Cheers and shouts could be heard throughout the darkened hall as people danced under the disco-ball.

At the last line of the lyrics, spotlights congregated at Malfoy and Snape as they enacted the lyrics. Yup. Ladies and gentlemen, they were performing the last line of the lyrics, or specifically...they were kissing...on the lips...in front of the whole school...with magical cameras taking photos...with magical cameras planted by the Marauders magically forcing them to sing, dance and kiss each other - this will be all over Britain in no time.

A/N - I hope you enjoyed that chapter, though, many of you probably just skipped the lyrics. Oh well, I do it when there are too many too, so I don't exactly have the right to be angry. Just please R&R! I love getting reviews. They encourage me to write and update sooner. It also gives me inspiration and pointers to make my fic better, so please review. Thank you very much.

The songs used were:

Dancing Queen by ABBA

Time Warp from the Rocky Horror Show and here is a video on YouTube with the dance
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I Don't Feel Like Dancing by Scissor Sisters

I Kissed a Girl by Kate Perry