Calvin and Susie

By Samhoku

I do NOT own Calvin and Hobbes. Feel free to post idea's in the reviews, I might use them.

Chapter

Now Calvin and Susie where walking back to his house. Calvin saw his parents putting camping stuff in the car. Calvin squeaked and hid behind Susie, "They want to build Character again!"

Susie sighed and whacked the palm of her hand off her head a few times, "Calvin, they love you. Thats why they do these things."

"Yeah, like how my mom sings random 60s songs in the store?" Calvin asked, appearing to be mortified. Susie giggled then poked Calvin before walking towards his parents, "Hi, are you all going camping?"

"We are going camping, Calvin is staying here."

Calvin jumped out from behind Susie, "Really? I am staying here? What if my figments of my imagination get me?"

Susie looked at Calvin and said dryly, "Don't worry Calvin, I will come check up on your every day." She poked him then looked back at his parents. His father shook his head and said, "Calvin, I want you to mow the lawn while we are gone, take care of the house which includes doing the dishes, and we left you 50 dollars to feed yourself with."

Calvin listened to his father and nodded, sighing, "I guess character will still be built."

His father raised an eyebrow, "Yes, character will be built."

Calvin pretended to die, Susie giggled when he did. His father did not find it amusing.

Soon his parents left and Calvin sat on the front step looking dejected. Susie sat by him and asked, "Whats wrong Calvin? I thought you didn't want to go."

Calvin rubbed his hands over his face, "I don't want to go but at the same time I do want to."

"Conflicted feelings?"

"No, there is the evil side that cackles and the nice sweet fluffy side that speaks softly. One says, 'If you go you will never come back.' while the other says, 'go with them, you will have a good time." He sighed.

"Sounds like you are hearing voices." Susie said with a smile, "And it wouldn't surprise me."

Calvin looked over at her, a small smile coming on his face, "You are mean."

Susie did what Calvin did, "And thats why you love me, because I am devastatingly beautiful and horrendously mean." Then she struck a pose, Calvin simply shook his head and smiled a bit.

Susie huffed and poked Calvin, "No reaction? Come on!"

Calvin said matter of factly, "I need to brush my teeth, my mouth still tastes like vomit."

"EWWWWW"

Calvin laughed then went inside to brush his teeth.