Knucklehead of Ponyville
Author's Note: So guess who is back everyone yep its me and I'd love to enthrall you with another lovely chapter of knucklehead of ponyville. This story will have a few buts of the Naruto-verse coming to it and some well rather Iconic faces, in my opinion so don't even think that this will only have this blonde as a ninja in this story. Now don't fret those heads of yours Narupony is coming but the updates won't be as fast as everyone would like. Six chapters a month won't be happening for a long time I can tell you that probably three at most but were not here for that were here for the wonderful story.
ddcj1990:Thanks hopefully this one will be just as good as the last one.
shadowbroker13:Complimenting him for shame but yeah I guess I'm kind of digging my characters looks as well.
Guest: Damn right it could be much better, if it wasn't fro the fact that my comp broke down it would have been much longer and have Naruto realize what he was getting himself into.
Ramen Junky: Thanks man, though you should kick the broth I hear its bad for you.
KineticKaiser: I understand where your coming from and I have to say whole-heartedly that he won't become that in which I fear a Gary Stu. He'll have his faults and one of them is his affection for Twilight in itself, instead of looking at everything and seeing the picture which his Cutie mark implies that he should do. If you want to know more or even contribute to the story don't hesitate to pm me, I'm more than happy to lay some of my cards on the table and listen to fresh ideas.
cf96:Thanks it should get better down the road, especially during the last parts of this arc.
Disclaimer: We don't own Naruto or My Little Pony they are owned by their respective owners.
Chapter Two: The ire of your peers
"The summer sun what?" Naruto felt the grip tighten as the bodyguards irritation rose, hitting the guy with a rasengan sounded more and more pleasing each second that passed by.
"Either this guy is an idiot or he's just messing with us, I vote we throw him off the train." His scarlet eyes gazed at the trespasser, hoping that he'd get the message and leave before it was too late.
"Calm down and be nice, Crescent, not everyone knows about the summer sun celebration, while it is rare it happens from time to time." Violet eyes slowly beamed at her guards expression changed, from what was a menacing glare now became a slight scowl, her eyes following his hand as it retracted back to the hilt of his sword. "So if you haven't heard of the summer sun celebration what brings you here then mister Uzumaki?" Twilight glanced elsewhere as she stood to the left of Crescent's frame, she expected his answer to be worth little of her time and that was alright to the mare because she wouldn't be paying much attention to it anyway, Nightmare moon still was coming after all.
"Now don't laugh, but I kind of teleported here on accident." Cerulean orbs gauged the crowd as they all stared in confusion.
"No shit you teleported here, were asking why not how you got here?"
"So why aren't any of you ya' know freaking out or complaining?" Naruto traced the cart once again, his eyes stopping on a snoring figure way in the back of the cart, he initially missed on his first quick look through the cart. He stored the piece of information in the back of his mind, the lumbering giant approaching him taking to the front of his mind. He gazed into the strangers eyes trying to gauge the emotions that it held, only indifference could be seen and it scared the blonde a bit as it was something he'd rarely encountered.
Teleportation isn't as rare as you think little guy, and you should be thankful none of us panicked or we would have killed you the first second you materialized." The giant guard named Crimson watched the blonde's knuckles tighten as he ended his proclamation, wondering if the stranger knew the dangers of teleporting and how it had led many to their deaths in the field of battle, or perhaps he thought there was no consequences with such a powerful technique.
"So some of you guys can teleport then?" Naruto watched as two slowly nodded wondering if they were following his train of thought. "Now can one of you teleport me back to my home, I mean I'd be out of your hair and you could go back to the summer sun thingy."
"Where do you live exactly?" The Pegasus looked on at how simple the stranger's plan was, but if it made his job easier than why the hell not.
"Do you guys know about Konoha?" He glanced as Twilight slowly shook her head, as the rest followed soon after.
"That sounds like a haysian country, but that continent was wiped out years ago."
"How about the elemental nations, I'm sure one of you have heard of that right?" Again he was accompanied with a set of no's. 'Where did that Kunai take me?' His thoughts plagued him as the thought of not seeing his friends still rung clearly in his mind.
"Are you sure your alright in the head Uzumaki, these things you've listed off places never existed or don't anymore at the very least?" Crescent glanced at the stranger, he wore strange clothing that was for sure, his accent wasn't something he had ever heard either and finally he was spouting off places he knew didn't exist, he'd have to watch him carefully now.
"I see well then, do you know anybody that could help me out I kinda need to get home now." He hoped one of them knew someone powerful enough to send him home.
"You can talk to Princess Celestia if you would like, after the summer sun celebration I mean, if you want to see her right now I'm afraid it would be kind of hard considering she's been preparing for this day a week in advance. I'm sure she'd lend an ear to whatever is bothering you after it though, and she might be able to have teleported back home or wherever." Twilight glanced at her two escorts both with a matching set of frowns, perhaps she should have asked them for their opinion.
"Thanks Twilight, I'm sure she can at least set me on the right path." His averted to the other two guards both swapping glances with each other as Naruto slowly walked forward. "Twilight, Crescent, and I don't know either of you two's names so I'm sorry."
"It's Crimson, and since you noticed the sleeping one his name is Spike, he's the girls assistant." Crimson glanced as the boy passed him, the idle threat of him being her swaying slowly as he only saw kindness and a touch of fear in his eyes, understandable considering what he had been through, hopefully Celestia would give the poor boy some time or at least a check-up on his mental health.
"Yeah okay well its nice to meet you all, so this sun celebration its a big deal right?"
"Yep and this year is the thousandth celebration of it, which it makes it a major ordeal for all of Equestria."
'Equesta..what, is that where I am?' his eyes focused on the smiling violet eyed girl in front of him, his mentor's ideals coming to mind as he tried not to internally panic at wherever he landed himself. "I see, well than you four must be kind of important then if you're going to plan it."
"We are treating it like any other celebration just food decorations a musical entrance and probably a meet and greet for the citizen of ponyville."
"So a thousand years and the party doesn't change a bit, sounds kinda boring if you ask me."
"Well no one's asking you and if you must know it follows the same tradition for a thousand years, and Celestia intends to keep it that way for a long time." Twilight's tone raised a bit, her horn beginning to glow with a bright grey aura yanking the book away from her sleeping assistant rudely awakening the poor boy, ignoring the look of utter disbelief written on Naruto's face.
Naruto glanced between the two subjects of his attention one Twilight levitating the book in mid-air with no hand signs and the now waking ten-year old. Naruto's eyes transfixed on the boy's frame, his face had a reptilian like feel to it, similar to a certain snake he would eventually have to face before he would save Sasuke from that bastard. His eyes were pistachio green accompanied with the another set of reptilian as he glanced his way, he smiled a jagged tooth smile. A small purple hoodie clung to the little guy's frame, the sleeves an inch or two too short, as his hands slowly cracked the tired bones in his body. Spike's hands were a little weird as they were sharper and a bit more dangerous than he had initially thought, yet it seemed to suit the small tyke it even seemed humorous thinking that her assistant was a threat at all to his well being. A tattered pair of shorts was what he wore across his lower half, it stopped past his ankles as his pale white skin complexion fitting nicely with the light blue shoes adorning his feet. "Hello little guy?" Naruto smiled as the reptilian-like boy waved back to him. "So Twilight what are you doing, the book is floating how'd you do that?"
"Huh, oh this is a simple levitation spell every unicorn should be able to this to a certain extent it just depends on their level of skill and concentration, but enough about magic I'm going to change your way of thinking with this."
His brain stopped on the word magic, it wasn't weird hearing people call what ninjutsu's they used in front of countless people as magic, but it was easily explained, through the hard work and use of chakra any ninja could pull off one fancy ninjutsu. Tis however wasn't anything simple how could she call making a book float in mid-air anything but extraordinary or at the very least pretty cool, yet if he pried for any type of information Naruto was sure she'd use some sort of spell to turn him into something, and with the blonde's luck he'd be turned into a fox of some sort, so the matter would settle for now he'd ask this Celestia to help him out if she couldn't get him back home. "You are going to change my opinion with a book?"
"Not just any book, the last one I read about the dual ruling sisters of Equestria."
"I see, and this book is going to change my opinion how exactly?" He could hear his blonde hair flatten at the prospect of being lectured to by some girl not even five years older than himself, or he could go the easy road and listen to her story.
"Just listen then decide if the summer sun celebration is not worth keeping tradition the same,"
"Fine but can I ask a question before you start, if you aren't changing a thing for this party and you don't seem that concerned about well anything why do you have two guards protecting you it seems kind of pointless if you ask me," His eyes shifted between the two not bothered by the looks he was receiving. "I mean if you're not important shouldn't they be protecting someone like the princess?"
"I'll explain after I'm done telling the story, now do you have anything else or CAN I CONTINUE?"
"No I'm good." His trademark fox-like grin adorned his face satisfied with her little outburst, perhaps it wasn't going to be so bad.
"Alright them ehhmmm, Once upon a time, in the land of Equestria, there were two regal sisters who ruled together and created harmony throughout the land." Her violet eyes turned towards the occupants as she smiled at having each one of her undivided attention. "To do this the eldest used her powers to raise the sun at dawn, while the younger sister brought out the moon to begin the night."
"Wait your telling me they had these magical powers that allowed them to control the sun and moon?"
"YEs they did, Princess Celestia can move both of them and does so everyday now shush and let me get back to the story." She watched the blonde grumble to himself, Twilight cleared her throat getting the blonde's attention once again. "Thus the two sisters brought balance for their kingdom and loyal subjects of the land. As time went on the youngest sister became resentful and jealous of those that relished and played the day away that her sister brought forth, while sleeping through her beautiful night. One faithful day the youngest sister refused lower the moon and make way for the coming dawn." Violet eyes positively beamed as the blonde looked on, his eyes holding only curiosity of how the tale would unfold. "The eldest sister tried to reason with her, but the bitterness in the young ones heart has transformed into a wicked being of darkness, Nightmare Moon. Nightmare Moon vowed to shroud the land in eternal night, so it fell upon the eldest, she reluctantly used the most powerful magic known, the elements of Harmony. Using the magic of the elements of Harmony, she banished Nightmare Moon to the very thing she coveted so much for all eternity, the moon. The eldest sister took up her now banished sister's duties with a heavy heart and brought forth the sun and moon. And that is why we have the Summer Sun Celebration Naruto." She gazed at him his mouth trying to find the right words to say, most likely an apology of some sort she wouldn't be surprised at all if he asked to know more.
"This story sucked, I mean I understand what her sister did but their had to have been another way then to banish her to the moon." He gazed at the four gaping mouths not really caring that he had criticized such a highly regarded book in front of them. "If I was the eldest sister, I would have tried reasoning with her first then beating the crap out of her if it came to that, because being banished to the moon just seems lonely you know."
"Well you might get that chance then Naruto." Her voice dripped with heavily laced malice as she gazed at someone who so blasphemously walked all over equestrian history like it wasn't apart of his heritage. "Legend has it that on the longest day of the thousandth year of her imprisonment, the stars will aid in her escape and Nightmare Moon will bring eternal night once again to the land of Equestria." Her eyes glaring holes at him, she could see his fists tightening probably in fear of his bold declaration, it slowly raised towards her stopping at chest level as that stupid grin became plastered across his face.
"Then I'll just have to meet this Nightmare Moon, and beat some sense into her then." Naruto couldn't help but smile as the train slowly came to a halt, his companions now standing at attention. "And I'll promise you that too, I swear I will defeat Nightmare Moon and change her ways if my name isn't Naruto Uzumaki, Dattebayo."
Author's note: Glad to see me, I am too anyway this was another short chapter some meet and greet for the next chapter and probably someone rather important in the blonde's life should appear as well. So now that you have just read this chapter would you all do me the courtesy of reviewing while I work on Narupony's.