You Know You're A Heiwajima When…
You write your name on a whole gallon of milk so that other people in your house won't drink it.
As a child you and your little sibling get into races for the last pudding cup at approximately eleven at night.
You have a long record of the times you've called the repairman for every time you heard the word "Eskimo".
You are aware that you need ten job applications at once.
The facial expressions you make are either
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O.e
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:(
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D:
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DX
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:)
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You have enough lampposts or poles to build a fence outside your house.
People have free sodas or snacks because of you.
You can't leave your house without someone trying to stab you.
You're Facebook friends with your cat.
Your mouth becomes huge enough to cover half of your face.
You are nearly hit by a car and you continue to walk as if it never happened.
You actually do get by a car and you throw it back to where it was sold.
Your First Aid kit is super glue and band aids even though you are the only one to survive from that type of medicine.
Your younger sibling grows up to be richer than you.
When your little sibling has a nightmare, you put a cardboard cutout of yourself by their closet to keep monsters away.
You wear clothes given to you by your younger sibling.
You've been known for twitching the following
Your eyes
Your hands
Your eyebrows
Basically anything on your face
You wear sunglasses indoors.
A vampire movie that you're in is better than a vampire movie Robert Pattinson is in.
You hump horses disguised as motorcycles.