I own Nothing of KP. nada.
AN: debating making this a mini harem with Monique and Kim. any opinions. just an idea i had.
'Okay, reboot' Shocked silence was the only way Kim could describe her surroundings. Then again she could not believe what she had just seen and based on the reactions of not only her fellow cheerleaders but also of the Football team, neither could they. However, the most worrying reaction was Mr. Barkin's. He had not so much as blinked or breathed in the last 30 seconds and his jaw was nearly touching the ground. Then again she could not blame him. Her best friend and boyfriend had just ran 100 meters in 9.59 seconds. That was nearly world record speed. Her musing was cut short as a yell cut through her thoughts.
"Stoppable! DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHAT YOU JUST DID. YOU NEARLY BEAT THE WORLD RECORD SPEED FOR THE HUNDRED METER DASH." Bellowed Mr. Barkin.
"Ah! As Kim would say it was no big. I have to outrun death-rays and plasma blasts on my missions with Kim. As I am not as flexible as Kim to just bend and flip out of the way being fast is a survival necessity." Ron waved of while internally smirking. That speed was only his natural speed he could go mush fast with his MMP but since Kim knew he had it he did not use it as he did not want her thinking he was cheating.
"Well you certainly got the speed but do you have the agility" asked an unhappy 3rd string lineman whose girlfriend had recently began comparing him to Stoppable.
"I... DODGE... DEATH... RAYS..." stretched out Ron as if he was speaking to a third grader gaining a snort from Monique and a giggle from the cheerleaders bar Kim who just smiled.
" Dwain is right. lets test it. Stoppable catch." said Mr. Barkin before tossing a football to Ron who caught it. "All right men. Line up. Stoppable we are running some tackle drills your job is to get through the line and to get into the end zone." Mr. Barkin stated before blowing his whistle to begin the drill.
What followed next was the most amazing feats of agility Mr. Barkin had ever scene on a Football field. Every drill Stoppable had made it to the end zone. When ever he thought the defenders had him Stoppable would change directions so quickly he had trouble following it.' Cheese and crackers! Where has this speed been in Gym class if I had seen this I would have had him on the team at the beginning of the year. We are so going to win state with him on the team.' Then he remembered something ' Crap he does those missions with Possible they could interrupt practice. I guess I will have to deal with them. Crap.'
"Okay I have seen enough. Stoppable your on the team. Any missions that come up for you and Possible are fine as long as you still learn the plays. I am willing to work with you because I know how important these missions are but I Expect you do Give one-hundred and ten percent during games."
"Sure thing Mr. Barkin but what about my business meetings some of those like this weekend are important." Replied Ron Knowing Mr. Barkin would approve of the meetings as he had a valid reason.
"There is no practice this weekend any way. So no problem. Practices are every day after school accept the Wednesday and Thursday before Friday night games and the weekend before games. We have a game Friday so next weekend practice is next weekend as Homecoming is the Friday after that." Mr. Barkin replied.
"Cool" said Ron before turning and heading to talk to Kim, however the Stoppable curse struck again as his pants once again fell down to reveal him standing in only a jock strap. Seriously, even in 100+ years he had still not found a way to stop them from doing so. This led to four cheerleaders fainting including Kim, Bonnie, Amelia, and surprisingly Hope. The rest of the girls, including Monique all had blushes of epic proportions. Including Tara's whose had reached a level he had seen only in Anime, such as Naruto ( AN: I DON'T OWN! Don't sue me. Please.)
Bonnie could not believe what she had just seen. Kim's boyfriend, who she would admit only to herself she was crushing over in the worst way, had just made a fool of half of the football team first by an unbelievable show of speed then by pulling of acts of agility that bordered the level of Spider-man's spider sense and if that wasn't enough she was reminded that Miss Perfect and her friend gets to spend the day shopping in PARIS with him. 'Life is so unfair' she thought to herself. 'First he is hot, then we find out he is mega rich and he can cook. Now we find out he can make a fool out of some of the most athletic men in the school with out looking to winded. Whats next is he hung like a stallion?'
It is often said that fate is a bitch. However, when fate and her sister Karma get together hijinks will almost always ensue. So it should be no surprise that they decided to prove that it is not only what one wishes for that must be watched but also what one thinks. For at that very moment Ron Stoppable. The Mad Dogs new starting running back and Middleton High's newest heart throb lost his pants showing that he was wearing only a jock strap that left very little to the imagination.
'Kim Possible you lucky little bitch' Bonnie ground out in her thoughts before blacking out.
Amelia was seething. Kim Possible had her man. She did not deserve Ronald he belong with her, to her. He was built and well toned, He was wealthy, He was a marvelous cook and now it appears a great athlete. Life sucked, plain and simple.
'Is it even possible for him to be any better?'
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'oh look his pants fell down and He is hung like a champion' Amelia thought.
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Yep, her life sucked.
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She fainted when her mind conjured images of what he could do to her with that tool of his. (I gagged writing that.)
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Hope could not form coherent thoughts after this Greek good lost his pants. She could not breath. This led to
her passing out cold. When she finally awoke she could think only one thing. 'Hope Stoppable has a nice ring to it.'
Kim Possible just smiled as her boyfriend lost his pants again. that is until she realized he was only wearing a jock strap. This led to her giggling to herself in her mind nervously until she passed out.
'Friend or not. Kim Possible you my dear are a lucky Girl.' Monique thought as she gazed upon the jock strap preventing her from seeing all. ' I wonder if Kim will share.' Monique thinks unknowingly mirroring the thoughts of Tara and the other cheerleaders.