Okay, I never realized how much effort people put into a wedding till this week. I feel all that I have heard about all week is the wedding. "I am just so excited." Mrs. Forman said as she pulled out some bride and groom cookies from the oven.
"Kitty, calm down already. This isn't a very happy occasion." Red said as he sat at the kitchen table drinking his beer.
"Red, it is a wedding and it is a happy occasion." She said as she looked at him.
"The girl is knocked up. They aren't getting married because they want to. They are getting married because they have to." He said as he looked at Kitty.
"Listen here Red Forman, this is a happy day and you will not ruin it." She snapped as she got a plate full of fudge and cookies and sat down with us.
"Damn, Kitty are you going to save any for the party." Red said as he watched his wife.
"Well, I just need a little more now." She said as she looked at him. "I am eating for two now."
"Damn it, not you too." He said as he looked at her. "What the hell am I supposed to do with two pregnant women in this house, in my house." He said as he looked at her.
"I don't know, Red, but we are having a baby so deal with it." She snapped as she took her plate and walked away. "I just don't know how this happened." He said.
"I will get Eric to come up here and explain it for you." I said with a laugh. "But, I think you need to be more sensitive to her." I said as I got up.
"What you impregnated the neighbor girl so you know everything?" He asked as he looked at me.
"No, but I know that your wife wants to be happy about this." I said as I looked at him. "And you might actually have a normal son this time." I said as I walked into the living room. No one was there, but Eric and Donna. "What are you doing in here?" I asked as I looked at them.
"Jackie, oh I am sorry I mean Mrs. Hyde, kicked us out of the basement because she is redecorating your room with Fez." Eric said as he looked at me.
"Shit." I said as I walked back into the kitchen. I walked down to the basement.
"Dude, how come you are the one getting married and I am moving furniture." Kelso said as him and Fez carried a dresser to my room.
"Suck it." I said as I walked towards my room. When I got there I saw Jackie trying to push my cot under the bed she sat up. "Folding that down will make that easier." I said as I walked over to her. "Let me get it." I said as I folded up the cot and placed it under the bed.
"Thank you, Steven." She said as I looked around. I don't know how she did it, but somehow all of her shit fix into my little room. "Don't you like it?" She asked as she watched me.
"I love it." I said as I sat down on the bed as Kelso and Fez came in. "Just amazed how you did it." I said as I pulled her down on my lap.
"I just wanted to make it our room." She said as she looked at me.
"It's perfect." I said as I held her close.
"Okay, I am uncomfortable here." Kelso said as he walked out of the room.
"Well, if you don't mind I am going to stay here." Fez said as he sat down on the dresser.
"You are such a perv." I said to him as I laughed.
"You know you like it." Fez said. "Now make with the baby making."
"Fez you're a bit late." I said with a laugh as I placed my hand on her stomach.
"You are going to be a great father, Steven." She said as she looked at me.
"Fez get out." I said as I looked at him.
"Damn, it was just getting good." He said as he walked away. I moved Jackie so we were lying next to each other.
"I love you." I told her as I moved her closer to me.
"Steven, I love you." She said as she looked at me.
"Can you believe that you are going to be Mrs. Hyde tomorrow?" I said as I looked at her.
"I like the sound of that." She said as she looked at me. "We are going to be the Hydes'." She said as she looked at me.
"All three of us." I said as I looked at her.
"You don't think we will get old and hate each other do you?" She asked me.
"Of course, we will. But, look at the Formans'. They have the best marriage and they sure as hell hate each other sometimes." I said as I looked at her. "Oh, and could you go talk to Mrs. Forman?" I asked her.
"You want to tell me why?" She asked.
"You will figure it out baby." I said as I looked at her. She left a few minutes later. She left me to sit and think about her. God, she is really changing me.
"Hey dude, come on we have to party." Eric said as he came busting into my room.
"What the hell?" I asked as Kelso came into the room.
"Hello you're getting hitched tomorrow. So, we got to party tonight." Eric said.
"What the hell why not?" I said as I got up. "Wait let me talk to Jackie." I said as I walked towards the door.
"No, she is staying in Laurie's room with Donna tonight." Eric said.
"Yeah isn't bad luck to see the bride the day before the wedding." Kelso said.
"Fine, let's go." I said. We ended up at the Foto Hut with a case of beer and Leo.
"Dude how come you didn't tell me you were getting married?" Leo asked as he looked at me.
"I did Leo over a week ago." I said to him. "When I asked you to take the pictures." I said as I looked at him.
"Oh, well I would love to but I don't have a camera." He said.
"Dude, just take one from here." I said as I looked at him.
"Oh yeah." He said.
"I can't believe you are getting married dude." Eric said as he sat down next to me. "I thought you would have run away if you knocked up some girl. But, here you are about to tie yourself down to Jackie." He said with a laugh.
"What are you going to tell everyone at school when you are wearing a wedding ring on Monday?" Fez asked.
"Nothing, it's none of their god damn business." I said as I looked at him.
"What about when Jackie blows up to the size of a whale?" Kelso asked laughing.
"I won't say a damn thing. Now Jackie, she will because she won't be able to shut her mouth." I said as I looked at my beer. I found myself wondering if I was doing the right thing, but I thought of Jackie. I knew I was doing the right thing. I loved her in a way no one knows. To everyone else I was a bad ass rebel.
