"A dinner party, I don't know." I said as I sat down on the sofa in the basement.
"Steven, I am your wife and you will go to that dinner party." She said as she looked at me. I just looked at Eric who was playing with some toy.
"Yeah, well I am your husband and I say stop telling me what to do." I said as I looked at her.
"Fine, if that is what you want." She said as she stormed off to our bedroom. I just looked at Forman.
"How can you do that?" He asked as he looked at me. "I have to go to this damn dinner party and miss laser Floyd." He said as he looked at me.
"Get used to it." I said as I looked at him. "You're engaged you are screwed for life." I said as I looked at him. He let it slip out a week ago that he was dumb enough to give Donna that ring after all.
"What about you?" He asked. "You're married and you got out of it." He said as he looked at the television.
"No, I didn't." I said as I looked at him. Just as I said this, Jackie came out of the room holding my suit.
"Here you go." She said as she looked at me. "Dinner starts at six." She said as she dropped the suit on my lap. Then she walked up the stairs.
"Love you too sweetie!" I yelled. "See screwed for life." I said as I tossed the suit on the table.
"I feel for you." Forman said as he got up.
"Don't, in a year this will be you." I said as I looked at him.
"I really didn't think this thing out." He said as we walked towards the stairs.
"I warned you." I said as I looked at him. Next thing I know we were sitting in the living dressed up as Mrs. Forman read off her conversation cards.
"These cards suck." Red mumbled as he looked at his wife.
"Oh I have something to talk about." Jackie said as she smiled.
"What?" I asked her.
"The names, Steven." She said with a smile.
"Oh." I said as I looked at her. We had come up with the name of the baby about a week ago and it really was a no brainer if you asked me.
"We have decided on a name for the baby." Jackie squealed as she looked around the room at our friends.
"Well tell us." Mrs. Forman said with a smile. I knew that her smile would get bigger after she heard it.
"Well, Mr. and Mrs. Forman you have done so much for us. So, we decided if it's a girl we are going to name her Katherine Ann Hyde after you Mrs. Forman. We figure we can call her Katy." Jackie said as she looked at Mrs. Forman.
"Oh my, did you hear that Red she is going to name the baby after me." Mrs. Forman as she started to freak out.
"What if it is a boy?" Eric asked as he looked at her.
"Well, then we will name him Reginald Albert Hyde." Jackie said with a smile. "We could call him Reggie." She said as she looked at Mr. Forman.
"Or little Red." Mrs. Forman said as she looked at her husband.
"Well, I don't know what to say to you." Mr. Forman said as he looked at her.
"You don't have to say anything Mr. Forman." She said as she looked at him.
"This is great, Red. Eric would never name his child after us." Mrs. Forman said with a smile.
"You don't know that." Eric said as he looked at his mother.
"Sweetie, yes we do." Donna said as she looked at him. "Not that those aren't great names for the baby." She said as she looked at Jackie.
"Then what would we name it?" Eric asked. "Bob." He said with a laugh.
"What is so wrong with my father's name?" She asked him.
"It's Bob, I mean … it's Bob come on." He said as he looked at her.
"I can't believe you." Donna said as she got up and walked away.
"You dumbass." Red said as he looked at his son. "Always, just nod your head and say okay."
"What is that supposed to mean Red?" Mrs. Forman asked as she looked at him. "Don't you like the names of our children?" She asked.
"All I am saying if I was up to me Eric would have been little Red." He said as he looked at her.
"If it was up to you Laurie would have been named Bernice." She said. "She would have been more of slut than you already is."
"Bernice was my mother's name. It is a very good name." Red said as he stood up.
"Your mother was the devil." Mrs. Forman said.
"Well, have you meet yours?" He asked.
"I know my mother is a devil." She said as she looked at her husband before she walked out of the room.
"We aren't going to fight about the names right?" Jackie asked me. "I like the names and you help pick them." She said as she looked at me.
"We are fine doll." I said as I put my arm around her.
"I love you." She said as she placed her head on my shoulder. I felt nice for once not to be the one cleaning up the mess he made. I just got to sit back and watch the idiots squirm.
