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Chapter 1: A Diverse Group of People
It didn't take Sakura long to figure out the entirety of Akatsuki was a time bomb, at the very least phsychologically. Every member was a series of intercolliding walking complexes.
"I'm glad you have decided to join our cause." This was Pein of course. He stepped forward meeting Sakura's gaze easily for a second the pinkette wondered if she should bow or shake his hand, in the end she vouched for meeting the cold stare with a blank expression.
"MY NAME IS TOBI!" Screamed a voice making Sakura flinch as the rather solemn moment was smashed. "TOBI IS A GOOD BOY!"
Sakura turned a look of annoyance sprawled across her face. It was the man in the orange masked she realised instantly watching his jump around like an overexited child- or Naruto.
"Every heard of inside voices?" She asked Tobi her eyebrow ticking in annoyance as, yes even this man with the intellect of a five year old was taller then her. It was pissing her off.
" TOBI DOESN'T KNOW WHAY INSIDE VOICES ARE!" He screamed, Sakura didn't miss the way half of the Akatsuki face palmed and Pein began making himself scarce. "TOBI WANTS TO KNOW WHAT PINKIES NAME IS!"
Sakura felt her fist clench, Pinkie, kami she'd always hated that nickname.
"My name is Sakura Haruno." She said swallowing her annoyance whilst willing her clenched fists to stop shaking.
"TOBI'S NAME IS TOBI!"
Cue facepalm.
"My name's Deidara." A blond who reminded Sakura suspiciously of Ino introduced himself, his voice shockingly deep for his... feminin appearance.
She nodded politely ignoring Tobi's screaming in the manned all the Akatsuki did.
"This is Sasori."Deidara introduced the red head standing beside him. Sakura couldn't help the frown from her lips even the small man was taller than her -admittedly not by much.
"Shut the fuck up Tobi!" Hidan yelled. "My name's Hidan, don't forget it bitch or I'll disembowel you."
"I'm sorry?" She said feeling her anger spike again, the entirety of Akatsuki where so... annoying.
"You heard me bitch." Hidan said only to be punched in the face by Sakura and flying into the wall.
Unfortunately, he was up almost instantly and swearing while straightening his bleeding and broken nose.
"Kakuzu." Kakuzu introduced himself before stalking off.
"Kisame," the shark man said offering a hand, "that there's Itachi." He said nodding in the direction of the Uchiha murderer who had been fixing her with a curious stare since earlier, he too drifted off however as soon as Kisame had introduced him.
"My name is Zetsu, and I'm sorry for the Akatsuki idiots antics. Bitch." It was odd listening to Zetsu talk the way there was more then one of him and there was always a constant struggle for dominance. However Sakura smiled once again blocking out her anger at yet again being called 'bitch' and she'd thought Sai had been bad.
"Not the most social lot are you?" Sakura asked Kisame the only of the ten members who hadn't drifted off either to an argument, mainly trying to shut Tobi up, or their own devices.
"Are you kidding," Kisame scoffed his voiced laced with good humor," This is the Akatsuki on a good day."
Sakura felt herself sweat drop as she overlooked the chaos that surrounded.
Had she just landed herself into another nightmare?
A/N: I'm not going to apologize that it's short because I'm not too keen on this story, however any ideas of what I could do would be great. Sorry for the strange format my laptop has been acting up recently.
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