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Next chapter will be out next Saturday. Who wants to guess what the last thing is?

Five Things

Chapter 4

Rukia could've sworn she saw her Nii-Sama's eyes sparkle. Her brother's face betrayed no emotion, but his eyes would light up with every passing minute. Being the impatient soul she was, Rukia cleared her throat. Byakuya looked and faced her eye-to-eye.

"Rukia," he began, but then paused.

"H-hai?" C'mon, Nii-Sama.

"I have told you three thing about your sister, Hisana. Can you list them to me?"

Rukia tilted her head sideways in confusion. Why does he want to hear them again? "Hisana-Nee was," she paused for a moment observing her brother's face. "she was an incredible cook, loved cherry blossoms, and was very artistic." Immediately she got this warmand familiar feeling and she couldn't help but flash her brother a grin.

Byakuya felt the corner of his lips twitch upwards. He would give anything to have Hisana alive to hear her sister describe her. "Very well. There are two more things left."

"Hai, Nii-Sama." She could tell her brother was remembering something. Suddenly his eyes went wide. Like he found a negative memory. She tilted her head sideways, observing his every movement.

"Hisana," he began, seemingly irritated. "was obsessed with cats."

Rukia swore if her brother didn't look irritated with the fact, she would've laughed her head off. "Did she ever meet Yoruichi?"

Byakuya almost scoffed. "Sadly, she did."

Rukia felt her eyes open. That must've not been a pretty event.

Flashback

When Byakuya entered the Kuchiki Estate, the first thing he noticed was that Hisana hadn't been there to greet him. When he entered their side of the household, she didn't run and gaze at him with her sparkly eyes. He felt a sudden urge of worry and fear until...until... He saw it cradled in her arms. She was sprawled over the green grass, wearing a purple kimono with a white obi, patting its head.

"Byakuya-Sama!" she cried, her eyes lighting up his world. "I found a cat roaming inside the Kuchiki Estate. Isn't she adorable?"

Byakuya gulped. That black cat was not adorable. It was like a demon! How would he break it to Hisana?

"Can we keep her?"

Byakuya felt his stomach rise to his throat then drop at a quick speed. That wasn't a cat,that was...

"What should I name her?"

Shihoin Yoruichi!

Byakuya had many ideas crossing his mind. Poison the food? Go Senonzakura on her? Drown it?

"I know, I'll name her Yoruichi 'cause it means 'night one' and her fur is soo black, like the night."

Byakuya scoffed. Why had Yoruichi come to the Kuchiki Estate?

"You want to help me bathe it?"

Byakuya felt his eyes widen like he'd been punched in the gut. Help wash and scrub that thing? Hell no! He shook his head.

Hisana shrugged her shoulders and sent him a cheesy grin. "I'll be with Yoruichi then, bathing her."

He watched her leave and couldn't help but feel mad at the damn Goddess of Flashstep. She had stole his wife for a day. He mumbled something about tearing her limb from limb and then went to his room...alone...

When he entered his room, the first thing he noticed was a cat bed right next Hisana and his. Fume steamed from his ears as he picked up the pink piece of cloth with two of his fingers and threw it outside. He glared at the food and water bowl next to his writing desk. Why, Yoruichi? Why? Before he could toss the bowls outside, Hisana entered with a dripping wet Yoruichi.

Byakuya scoffed-laugh. Yoruichi looked mad enough to kill someone. Her eyes were basically speaking murder. Hisana flashed him a smile as she went to grab a towel... From a shelf... From his shelf... Hell no!

"Hisana, that is my shelf."

Hisana turned around and gave him an innocent look. "Please?" she whimpered.

Byakuya swore that the damn cat-lady was laughing at him.

"Please?" Hisana was making his heart melt with her face. Her eyes wide and glossy. Her lips with a pleading look.

He sighed and nodded. Never again was he going to use that towel. "Discard of it once you are done."

"Thank you, Byakuya-Sama!" she squealed and sat down. She began drying it and Byakuya almost gagged in disgust as he saw hair falling from the cat's skin. It must have been shedding season.

Hisana gently removed excess hair and opened a box that she had brought along with her from outside. She got a hairbrush and gently combed down Yoruichi's black hair till it was silky and shone brightly. She took out mini clips that were gold and pinned them in Yoruichi's mane. Byakuya stiffled a short laugh and the cat shot him an evil eye. Maybe it would be fun to toy with her.

"Hisana, add some of the perfume that you like that way that cat does not smell."

"Hai, Byakuya-Sama," she said as she sprayed the cat with a rose scent. Byakuya could swear the cat was suffocating as she was applied the dose of fresh, clean, and girly aroma.

Yoruichi looked at her Little Byakuya. He was going to pay.

Hisana smiled. "She looks good, ne?"

"Hai, just keep her away from me."

"Doshte?" she inquired with her cute face.

"I don't like cats."

"Eh?! How could you not like cats? I love all cats. Maine Coons, Persian, Ragdoll, American Shorthair- I love them all!"

Byakuya gulped. Maybe he would've agreed with her BUT thanks to some cat-transforming crazy lady, he loathed cats. The sight of a cat was hard to handle. Especially after she transformed to her normal form in front of him. He had to flash step so fast that he barely had tim to breathe.

"Byakuya-Sama, I am going to make you like cats."

Byakuya shook his head at her. That would never happen!

"Why are you standing in the middle of the room? Sit down. I'll go bring some tea."

Hisana left the room and suddenly he felt his stomach drop. She had left him alone eith the devilish creature. He sat down in his seat.

"What happen, Byakuya-Boo?"

He felt his left arm shudder. The damn cat-woman.

"One would think you are not happy to see me."

"I am not."

"Awww...Too bad. Your wifey seems to like me."

"Hisana won't like you when I tell her who you really are."

"She'll find it amusing."

"True, but when I tell her all that you have done..."

He couldn't finish the sentence because Hisana came in carrying a tea pot. She went to sit at his side and poured him a cup. As if on cue, Yoruichi went between Hisana and Byakuya and began rolling on the floor.

"Awww," Hisana gushed. She quickly poured the tea, served Byakuya some mochi and began playing with the hideous, demonic being. Byakuya was going crazy as he watched her rub the cat-woman's belly. A loud purring filled the room. Byakuya felt his left eye twitch. He HATED cats!

He finished his tea and began reading a book while his wife enjoyed the cat instead of talking with him. It would be a lie if he said he was not jealous because he sure as hell was. Time passed and with every minute, he became more and more annoyed. Finally he closed his book and got up. Hisana looked at him with inquiry written all over her face.

"That is enough with the cat. Take her out."

"Ne? I thought you were starting to like her."

"I don't like cats, Hisana."

She looked down at the cat, frowning. "Hai, Byakuya-Sama."

He watched her pick up the cat and begin taking it outside. She had a frown in her face. How he hated to see her like that! Suddenly Yoruichi jumped off of Hisana's arms and Hisana grabbed her by the tail. On instinct, Yoruichi scratched Hisana's hand.

For Byakuya, it had happened all too fast, but that didn't mean he was not ready to kill the cat-woman. He took out his sword and pointed it to her.

Hisana gasped. "Byakuya-Sama, I did wrong. I held her by the tail so she got mad at me. Please don't hurt her."

Byakuya looked into his wife's eye and sighed. "Yoruichi please get out of here."

The cat looked up and seemed to smile. "Fine Byakuya-Boo." she turned to Hisana and said, "Sorry 'bout that 'Sana. It was on instinct."

Hisana's eyes were wide and her mouth was open. She watched as the cat-woman left and then turned to her husband. Byakuya grabbed the hand that Yoruichi had scratched and checked it. The scratch was not deep but long. There were two scratches that revealed a little bit of pink flesh. Byakuya felt his teeth clench together. Thedamn Yoruichi better not appear in front of his face for another two hundred years.

Hisana was in shock. She watched as her husband observed her wound. "Do all cats speak?"

He faced her. "That was not a cat. That was Shihoin Yoruichi."

Hisana felt her face flush. "S-so she can transform into a cat?!"

"Correct," he said as they both sat down.

"Wahhh! That is awesome."

Byakuya grimaced. "If you see her again call me. I have t cut her up for what she did to your hand."

"This is nothing, Byakuya-Sama. I still wish to see her. She is such a good cat."

Byakuya closed his eyes for a moment. "You still like cats?"

"Of course!"

"Even though one of them just hurt you?"

"That was Lady Yoruichi trying to toy with you. Cats are gentle, calm, and fun to have."

"Why, Hisana? Why do you like cats?"

She smiled gently and lowered down her eyesight to her hands. "When I lived in Rukongai, there were many cats. They'd cheer me up because they were never complaining of their hunger. Instead they worked hard to catch birds and fishes. Their elegance amazed me. How could something so poor and shabby be so beautiful? Once, after I left her, I was walking down a lane. There was a cat and a child sharing a raw bird. It seemed like the cat had caught the bird for both of them. It gave me hope that maybe another cat would do the same for her. Byakuya-Sama, after that, I have always loved cats."

Byakuya gently took hold of her hands to his and looked at her. "I said I would not like cats, but they gave you hope. Therefore I will respect them."

Hisana looked at him and grinned. "I am glad."

Suddenly a deep voice from behind caused them to both jump. "Does that mean you respect me, Byakuya-Boo?"

Hisana watched as her husband got up, grabbing the hilt if his sword and walked towards the cat. "Never in a million centuries, Demonic Cat Woman."

"Hmmm," she purred. "Too bad. I do not respect you either."

Hisana crossed her legs and continued to watch her husband quarrel with the cat he claimed he despised. She smiled wider. It was entertaining. Yoruichi and her were master plan makers. They just knew how to manipulate Byakuya to say what they wanted to hear. Yoruichi sent her a look and she gave a cheeky grin. The two women might've been the only people to ever hear Byakuya say that he respected cats.

(A/N Tell me if you like this chappie. I was kinda hesitant about itat first. Oh yeah! Please check out my sister's story, The Difference Between a Noble and a Shinigami, and my other story, All Because of.)