Author's Note: I haven't done an Author's note in the beginning in a while. Anyway I got some that "criticized" my story. Now as you know I have no problems with that. Well to the person no I'm not on acid. The reason I bashed the Sandaime is because of human nature. Ok, spoiler alert the Sandaime's wife seemed to have died because she delivered Naruto. Now humans naturally like to blame something or someone for an event such as death.
Now let's think about this on a bigger scale. The village is distraught from the attack. They will blame whoever they could for the problem. Now with the hatred in his heart for Naruto the Sandaime has a choice. It is the bus driver situation. Will you save one life and kill hundreds or kill one for the hundreds. Now he has a choice to protect this boy and look weak towards the rest of the nations with Konoha ninjas dwelling on the deaths and such or rile the ninjas by giving them free reign on Naruto as long as they don't kill him.
Now that sets up the ignorant Naruto. If the Sandaime acted like his grandfather, what does that set up? It sets up undying loyalty to the Sandaime. Now Naruto has become the Sandaime's pawn without knowing it. That is how a real world is. Look at all of the major problems in the real world. We blame people for the problem even if some were not involve.
Better yet look at Pein. Spoiler Alert: Pein's parents were killed by two Konoha ninja because the ninjas thought that all the civilians were evacuated. The two people apologized to Nagato but he unlocked his Rinne'gan. Now as we know Nagato pulverized Konoha. So because of the two and Danzo he destroyed many innocent people because they are from Konoha. Why didn't he eliminate Kiri since they were next door and they were in the war also? So just think about that for just a moment.
Also Hiruzen could have done some other things. Since that person will not be here to read it, I guess the person will not understand my reasoning. O well back to the story.
Previously on the Demonic Fox Reaper
Kami quirked his eye at his nephew. He replied smugly, "Oh Naruto pray tell how you a weakling beat me the all mighty Kami?" Naruto smirked at him. He said, "
I beat you mentally. Look at yourself. You put up a barrier to personally beat me up. You let your anger get a hold on you. Now in front of everyone, you look like a man with a lot of power. You are a god. You are just a spoiled brat with a lot of power. "
Kami's eyes widened at Naruto's proclamation. He looked around to see all the gods' faces. He was surprised to see Naruto was right. He went to reply to Naruto's proclamation. He looked at Naruto as he fell. Naruto fell on to the floor and passed out on the floor.
Chapter Six: Meet Kyuubi and Jiraiya!
Naruto once again is having that dream again. Naruto has found himself lying in what feels like a dark puddle. His eyes are closed. He opened them to see where he is. His eyes to see where he was but it was to no avail. He still cannot see anything. He did not know what left, right, up or down is. He was getting afraid. He saw a white light. He believed it is an exit. He crawled to it begging to be released from this dark hell. He ran towards the light.
This time though it was something different. When he opened his eyes he saw something that made Naruto very curious. He saw two eyes looking right at him. The Fox has dark piercing red and yellow eyes. The fox has orange and yellow fur. The fox had menacing eyes with an infamous vulpine smile. The fox said to Naruto, "Well if it isn't Kushina's little kit. Did you come to visit your prisoner?"
Naruto looked at the fox with a look of confusion. His head went to the side as if looking at a puzzle. The fox has a tick on its head. The fox said, "What are looking at, ningen?" Naruto laughed. It was not a joyous laugh or anything like that. It was a bitter chuckle. It was an ironic laughter.
Naruto said, "They thought me a five feet something 13 year old was you an easily 14 feet fox. Isn't it amazing Kyu? You know now that I think about it how does it make you feel. I mean seriously a towering fox demon is being called a puny person. It must have hurt your pride. It must have castrated your balls. It must-"
The Kyuubi transformed into her human form. She had a fiery red hair that had yellow that went down her back to her but. She had the most amazing hourglass shape he has ever seen. She is smooth flawless, tanned skin. Her legs were silky smooth but clearly showed that were extremely toned. She had about a C-Cup borderline D-Cup. She had tight fitting mesh shirt that showed her toned stomach. She had on some wrappings around her legs.
Her face was that of a goddess. It was heart shaped with beautiful red eyes that had a ring on it. She had two earrings in each ear. Her neck had a flame (like the Fire Nation's fire symbol in Avatar). She had a blade that was sheath in her back. She had nine fluffy red and yellow tails. She was a goddess among women.
She is wearing a fox like fur robe. On her back she has a kanji. The kanji said, "The 9th demon" she said, "I am a girl dumbass" Naruto's eyes went wide.
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The Sandaime was sitting at his desk. His look was that of guilt. He looked at the picture that reminded him of why he did what he did. It was a picture of his late wife and himself at their wedding. In the picture he saw his senseis the Shodai and the Nidaime. He saw Sakumo Hatake. He looked at his beautiful wife in her white dress. A tear rolled down his old wrinkled face. He whispered to himself, "Where did it go all wrong Biwako-chan?" As the wind blows a whisper answered his rhetorical question. The voice said, "I know where it went wrong."
The Sandaime looked around to find the voice of who said that. He looked at the door. His eyes went wide. His heart stopped for a moment. He must be dreaming. He thought to himself, 'are my eyes deceiving me?' He looked at the door again trying to make sure he is not seeing things. In front of him was none other than a twenty year old Biwako Sarutobi.
"Hiru-kun, it has been a long time hasn't it? Thirteen years worth of hatred inside you has made you look so old." She swirled around the desk in her beautiful white dress. She rubs his cheek with the back over her soft smooth hand. She looked into his eyes and saw the happiness. She also saw the slither of hope in his eyes that wanted to believe it was her. She smiled a genuine smile.
She said to Hiruzen, "Hiruzen, you are losing yourself in the hate. You are destroying everything we worked for. Do you remember what we worked on Hiru-kun? We were going to grow old together and watch the new generation grow up including Minato and Kushina's child. Do you remember when Minato came to you with the news? I was the one who said that I will deliver baby Naru-chan.
It wasn't his fault Hiru. He was just a baby. He was a few minutes old when Madara took my life. Naru-chan actually had nothing to do with it. So you need to release the truth about what had occurred that night. Naruto deserves solace.
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Naruto was shocked to find out Kyuubi no Kitsune is a girl. Matter of fact she is extremely beautiful. The Kyuubi was looking deep into Naruto's eyes. She saw his eyes roaming her body like a piece of meat. She blushed in embarrassment as she spun and kicked him in the face. She pulled out her sword from her back. She started to twirl it as she came at Naruto with it. She said, "Kushina's son you will feel my wrath." She was blocked by Naruto's sword that he pulled out of absolutely nowhere.
Naruto stopped her barely though. He asked her, "Kyuubi-san, what is it that I did to you? For that matter why do you keep calling me Kushina's son? I know she is my mother and all but why are you acting like this?" She stopped for a moment. She sat down to ponder what she had just done. She just kicked the poor man in the face. Then she tried to kill him with a sword, all because it started as a rivalry between her and Kushina. She started to giggle. Then it became a full blown laughter.
Naruto's eyes started to twitch. He asked in a calm voice, "Kyuubi-" he was cut off by the Kyuubi. Kyuubi said, "Kitsuna is my real name."
"Ok Kitsuna, wait, wait a minute. You are Kitsuna of the Fox Clan. The Kitsuna, who is rumored to have killed more Kishin than most demons combined. The Kitsuna, who was rumored to be a contender to being the first demonic weapon without a meister to become a death weapon. The Kitsuna who used to be my mother's ultimate rival. You are that Kitsuna?"
Kitsuna blushed at Naruto's resume of her. He was practically bragging about her. She nodded. She answered, "Yes I am that Kitsuna. How do you know who I am? Naruto was actually quite happy to see Kitsuna. He said, "Mom told me so many stories of your fights together. She also tells me about how symmetrical you are when you fight. That is just trivial knowledge. Can you tell me about your life?"
Kitsuna asked the demon hybrid, "Now Kushina's kit can I at least know what your name is?" Naruto had enough decency to blush at his. He said, "I am Naruto Uzumaki, Datteabyo!" Kitsuna shook her head. This child is definitely Kushina's kid. Only the offspring of Kushina can and would say something that absurd. She giggled softly as the ears on the top of her head flattened considerably. His right eye started to twitch at her giggle. Before he could ask why she is laughing at him he started to disappear. He started to fade away into nothingness.
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Minato Namikaze was leaning on the wall sleeping. Yes Minato the Shinigami was sleeping on a wall. His incredible god senses kicked in. His ear started to twitch as he heard a noise coming directly from his son. He opened his eyes to see his son awake from his slumber. Minato saw the clear confusion on his poor son's face. Minato said, "So you finally wake up. Well son they said I was unpredictable when I was at the meister and ninja academy. You on the other hand have made look like a kid on Ritalin. For my sake, you go and fuck with my omouto Kami.
Now he is right about the clear disrespect but that is because you did not know. Now as you can see Kami does not like you. I have few suspicions as to why that is. I can't to tell you why because then I will get into more trouble than it is worth. Now I guess I have to tell you your punishment. Now what the honorable council decided is that you must learn from two teachers on the way to fight as a grim reaper and a demonic weapon. You must release your demonic weapon side. But the true punishment is what made me apathetic and somewhat hate the council. You remember the black note book? Well it will tell you who has to die that day. Before you got into trouble you had some leeway. You could change it by getting someone who is the opposite as the person. So if it is a good person that you truly believe does not deserve to die early you must kill a person is as evil or greater than the particular purpose.
Now if that is the case you are a little different. You have to kill a person that is more evil than the particular person. Now there is someone I want you to meet." Before Naruto could say anything or for the matter process it a person jumped out of the bushes. The man is a tall man with extremely long and spiky white hair tied back into a pony tail, with two shoulder-length bangs that framed both sides of his face. He also has red lines that ran down from his eyes and wore a horned forehead protector with the kanji for 'Oil'. The man is wearing a green short shirt kimono and matching colored pants; under which he wore mesh armor that showed out of the sleeves and legs of his outfit. His outfit was completed with hand guards, a simple black belt, traditional Japanese wooden sandals, a red cloak with two simple yellow circles, and a toad summoning scroll on his back. He also has a picture of Gamabunta with his Kodaichi in a samurai stance. He has a tattoo on his right chest peck. It is a picture of a red and brown toad.
Minato said, "Naruto-kun, this is-" He was cut off by the two people. They said in unison, "You!" Minato's right eye twitched. He started to think himself, 'Who else does Naruto know of pissed off for my sake. It is like he was dipped into the river of Enigma. This is seriously getting old and fast. Why do I have a feeling that my next question is going to be more of a headache?'
Minato sighed. He asked, "Jiraiya-sensei and Naruto-kun how the fuck do you know each other?" Jiraiya tried to explain but Naruto cut him off. Naruto asked, "Tou-san, did you say this pervert is your sensei?" Minato waved off the comment saying, "I will answer that later. Now answer my question."
Naruto said, "Well it started-
Flashback:
Naruto was much shorter now. Naruto walking around in his seven year old body's legs could take him. He went passed the most luxurious spa in Hi no Kuni also known as the Land of Fire. The spa is known for the water jets, mud baths, massages, and extremely beautiful women.
As he was passing by he heard someone giggling out and scribbling something down. Naruto's ear twitched as he felt the very sudden urge to follow the giggling sound. His ear brought him North to a huge oak tree. His ears were like that of a radar. It was practically beeping in his mind.
He looked up to see a man with white hair holding a note pad. He the mysterious person was scribbling furiously as his nose was bleeding. He giggled as saw all those beautiful women. Naruto climbed up the huge oak tree. He went up to the mysterious person and poked him. Nothing happened. Naruto had a tick mark over his eye. He then poke him the head this time. Once again nothing happened.
Naruto had a huge tick mark on his forehead. Naruto was getting very annoyed, very, very annoyed. A light bulb lit up in his head. He slowly started to form a smile that would make the joker look like a depressed teenager. He took a very deep breath and yelled
"PERVERT "
Jiraiya paled as heard that death bring word. He looked around to see who said it. He then saw a blonde child with three whiskers on each side of his face. He also had a 'kill me orange' jumpsuit with an overdose of pockets. He saw his blonde hair and thought 'so he is his son. He looks just like him ' He was broke out of his musings as he covered Naruto's mouth.
Naruto was waving his hands up and down in very fast motion. Jiraiya heard the sound of women screaming 'pervert? Where's the pervert?' Jiraiya was getting paler and paler until he saw them looking at him. He knew he had to be quick with this. So when they came close with blades and such he did a shunshin (body flicker) and disappeared from sight with the blonde fox boy named Naruto.
When they shunshined out of the area, Naruto was in a deep awe and wonder. He had seen many people do that but to be inside was totally different. Inside the shunshin, the petals of the sakura trees swirled around Naruto slightly touching his whiskers. Seeing the petals dance around him, took his breath away. As he felt at peace with the calming sensation, it quickly ended. He frowned as the feeling of peace and serenity has left him. This is just a common feeling for Naruto.
Naruto had to sigh the warmth was gone, only left with the feeling of coldness. He turned away from Jiraiya because he didn't want the man to see him cry. Unfortunately that wasn't the case. Jiraiya saw tear droplets for falling on the floor. He went over to the blonde haired boy and put a hand on his shoulder. He looked at him and asked, "Oi Gaki, what's wrong?" Naruto looked at the droplet and put his mask back on. "Ero-San I'm fine, I just had some pollen go into my eye, Hehe"
Jiraiya knew something was up but he didn't push further. Naruto realized that he didn't even know this guy's name. "Hey who are you anyway?" Jiraiya just realized he never had told Naruto his name.
Jiraiya said, "You don't know who I am? I am the knight in shining armor to all women. I am the woman's wet dream. I'm the writer of the great story Icha Icha. I am the great sage. I am the great Jiraiya the Toad Sage, the great Sannin!" Jiraiya was doing a weird dance as he said this.
Naruto's eye twitched. He thought to himself, 'Let's give him his own medicine.' Naruto started to do a weird dance as he said, "I'm the orange boy wonder. I am the blonde haired blue eyed legend. I'm the boy who will past the Fourth Hokage. I am Naruto Uzumaki the Next Hokage! BELIEVE ,IT!"
Flashback End
Minato sighed. He said to the two, "Well you two there is something you must do. You have a mission to bring back the Slug Princess. Naruto, Jiraiya is going to be your sensei so be respectful. He might be a pervert but it is a big plus to train under a guy who taught the top demon and the Shinigami. So if he could teach your parents he is a great sensei. Godspeed you two. I expect you back in three months. By then Konoha will have been cleaned out."
The nodded and head out.
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Kiba is currently at the boarder of Otogakure. He was able to escape with his arms intact. He was able to get away during the invasion. He knew as long as he is Konoha, he will be imprisoned for life. So he was smart enough to leave. It also helps him because now he is away from Naruto and he could train under a guy who resents Naruto more than he does. He looked around and recognized someone.
The person is Kabuto. Kabuto has black eyes with grey hair kept in a ponytail and wears circular glasses. He wears a dark purple shirt with a white undershirt and a white obi around his waist worn at an angle. He had dark purple pants and a shuriken holster on his right leg. He is wearing an Otogakure forehead protector and dark purple gloves with open fingers. He like Anko has a dark snake mark on shoulder.
Kabuto asked Kiba, "What are you doing here?" Kiba had a wicked evil smirk on his face. He laughed a dark evil laugh. He said, "Kabuto, I want to join Otogakure and Orochimaru to destroy Konoha and Naruto Uzumaki."
Kabuto laughed as he said, "Excellent!"
A/N: Ok done. This is a filler chapter. Naruto is interested in Kyuubi as he like strong opponents. Kyuubi is not in love with him yet. She was happy to know someone knew who she was (details later). Is Kiba going to be the main antagonist? Can't tell you that, it will spoil the whole story. Why does Kami really hate Naruto? Wait until the end of the Retrieval Arc. Will there be lemons? I don't know yet possible. Will there be fluff just a bit. This story is more of a dark but somewhat humorous story. Also I decide to bash the Sandaime a little bit because some people were a little hurt over bashing him. I don't really care about why but he did have his intervention. O Minato is going to quarantine Konoha while Naruto isn't around.
By the way i have another story coming out in a week or two. It is a challenge by Midenigufutsu koyote. I will put it up soon. It is also should be known this new story is going to be a little non canon. so wait for it please.
