Germany yawned and looked at his office door, his pale white hand wrapped around the brass door nob. He had his birthday yesterday or was it a few days ago? He couldn't remember due to the excessive amount of beer he had practically inhaled at the party and the day after the party he had gotten drunk again because of his brother wanted him to have some fun and relax leaving him in a bad hangover for about three days. He had also gotten alcohol poisoning so he had to stay in bed and sleep and was taken care of by his faithful axis friends.

So maybe he had been away from his office for about a week and half, he could handle it, right? I've been avay for longer before and work wasn't so bad afterwards. Vhy vould now be any different?

The blue eyed german nation opened the door and saw three two foot piles of unfinished papers stacked on his desk. "Fritz." He sighed frustrated and silently made sure he would get revenge on his albino brother after this and went to the other side of the desk where he found you sleeping peacefully on some paper work that you were trying to finish for him.

Your (hair color) hair had come out of its neat bun making a sort of halo around your head. Germany smiled gently at you and let out an amused sigh as he imagined you working so that he wouldn't have so much work to do.

His day dream was interrupted by your sleep talking when you moaned out his name, his HUMAN name, in your sleep causing blood to rush to the pale white skin. Shivers went up his spine as he fantasized as to what you could be dreaming about but it didn't stop there. Some rather lets say inapropiate sentences and sounds escaped your pretty pink lips and the germanic country was no less but aroused.

In desperation to keep his sanity he began to shake you awake but it just made it worse making your sounds get louder. He wouldn't of minded but he could hear someone's steps getting closer and he really didn't want them to get the wrong idea, ESPECIALLY if that someone was his brother.

Then an idea popped in to his mind, there was one way that was guaranteed to wake any country up. The germanic country felt bad for what he was about to do but there was no other way. So in his best Russian accent he said, "(Name), you vill become one with me, da?" Indeed the impersonation was terrible, but it worked when your small frame shot up in fear and you grabbed your pen ready to attack.

"IF YOU GET CLOSER YOU DAMN RUSSIAN I WILL USE THIS, THIS," you looked down at you're so called weapon to check what it was. "THIS PEN ON YOU!"

The person outside made a confused noise before deciding it was best not disturb what ever what was going on in the office and scurried off. Germany sighed in relief before chuckling at your behavior. You turned to him and calmed down noticing that there was no scary Russian and you just made a fool of your self in front of your crush.

Your face flushed and your eyes went wide as you looked away from Germany and put down the pen. You later had to explain the reason for the noises you were making which ended with the two of you both VERY red face and embarrassed but with the two of you also being happy with the new found love.

But till this day, neither of you have figured out who was outside the door.

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"Become one with Mother Russia, da?"

Author's Note

I FINISHED ONE REQUEST! WHOHOO! XD I liked how this turned out have NO idea why but you know what, WHAT EVS. Soooo, please review and request~! ^J^