Code Geass: The Demon and the Dragon

Disclaimer: I do not own Code Geass. If I did, then what you see below would be the show, instead of a fanfiction on the Internet.

Omake: The Black Knight's Guide to Sabotage

This manual details the numerous tactics and strategies to sabotaging the internal workings of the Britannian Military, originally penned by Draco and printed by the Kyoto Group.

1. BASIC: The following are very basic methods of sabotage intended for use against the common Britannian Infantryman.

1.1: WEAPONRY: Take a weapon, and write 'Aim This End At The Enemy' on the butt or stock. In order for this to have any effectiveness in a battle, one should do this to all weapons in a battalion, after using other sabotage methods to kill/incapacitate non-commissioned and commissioned officers alike.

1.2: UNIFORMS: Tie the bootlaces together, shred the undershirt, and spray-paint the helmet visor with the Japanese Flag or assorted insulting graffiti.

1.3: BARRACKS: Leave a porno magazine lying on top of a cunningly concealed anti-personnel landmine in plain sight. Arrange remote detonation devices around the room and set them to go off at the same time as the landmine.

1.4: TRANSPORTATION: Switch the connections for the acceleration and brake pedals, blow out one tire, and apply Knightmare-Strength Uber-Glue to the doors of open APCs.

2: INTERMEDIATE: For use against the average Knightmare pilot and Non-Commissioned Officer of the Infantry.

2.1: VEHICLES: Reprogram their Knightmare or personal vehicle's GPS system to give the exact opposite directions.

2.2: WEAPONS: Replace the firing pin of their personal side-arm with a hand-crafted impact explosive.

2.3: FACTSPHERE: Apply one (1) Creepy Picture Of A Monster to the front.

2.4: LANDSPINNERS: For use against entire Knightmare Teams, apply teeth-whitening strips to the wheel. The resulting glare should blind the other Knightmares and cause crashes of increasing severity. Use in conjunction with sabotage tactic 2.3 on the same Knightmare for maximum effectiveness.

3: ADVANCED: For use against Officers.

3.1: GROOMING: Draw a funny image on their bathroom mirror. This will cause them to obsess over their appearance until they feel it is correct. (i.e., the end of time)

3.2: EGO: Disseminate jokes about their Noble Family among their regiment. Disappear. The Officer should begin capturing and torturing his men in order to find out who spread the jokes, thus decreasing unit morale and eventually inducing disloyalty.

3.3: OFFICER KNIGHTMARES: Apply five (5) Chinese Finger Traps to the Officer's Knightmare. The resulting scandal should cause the Officer to swear revenge on all Chinese who ever lived and spend the rest of his career plotting their downfall. Just 'cause their OC like that.

4: OMG: For use against the most stubborn military divisions and personnel

4.1: REPLACEMENT: Kidnap one (1) High-Ranking Officer, dress one (1) Shinchiro Tamaki in his uniform, send Tamaki back to the unit and watch.

4.2: KILL ME: Allow Tamaki to get captured by the Military. Follow, wait for two hours, and listen for horrified screams and suicidal shrieks as Tamaki gets to them.

4.3: NIPPON BANZAI!: Mail Tamaki via UPS to Charles Zi Britannia. Charles will abdicate the throne and flee with his family, leaving Tamaki in charge. Induce insurrection and dethrone Tamaki. Rejoice.

-The Author-

Yeah, probably not as good as the other one. New chapter should be out by tomorrow.

Replies:

Omegadramon2: I'm using your idea.

Alex Yamato: I have an idea.

00virtuezero: Shirley? Really?
72 seconds.
Refrain chapters will show this.

Infinite Freedom: Learme's gonna have better than the M-PAC, although it is a rather nice piece of hardware.

aznblackhowling: Mary Sue? I'm afraid I'm not familiar with that phrase in this context.

Kojiro Kun: Thank you.
Well, probably like IRL, I guess everyone knows english.
Don't worry, I got it.

Jaksio: Thank you.