Red Warrior of Light here with Rayshipping Drabbles. These are one-shots of our favorite shipping; Rayshipping – AshxCynthia, SatoShiro and AaCL. It's Rayshipping all the way! Rayshippers unite!
Ash wondered if going shopping with a girl or woman was some form of punishment womankind came up with. Seriously, it doesn't take long for a guy to find something that looks good on him and is reasonably priced. But for a girl or woman, no, it takes nearly half a damn day to find ONE damn outfit. Then there were the constant questions of; "Do you like this one?" or "Does this look good on me?" or "Should I go with this one or this one?" or "Does this color look good on me?" or "Does this make me look fat?"
That is the most asinine question a woman can ask a guy. Seriously? Did you look fat out the damn thing? Oh and lets not forget trying to buy the entire damn store and near bankrupting your traveling companion, or boyfriend, or husband. Also why does a man have carry all the crap you by? If you do that to pokemon, its abuse, but do that to a guy and its all right! You basically make us pack mules.
Sure Cynthia was a bit more time efficient than other women when it comes to shopping, but after the third consecutive hour of questions and looking over numerous outfits that all looked the same to him now, Ash just wanted to go home.
Unfortunately his torment continued where Cynthia took him to a… Victoria Secret! The only place where it's nearly impossible to hide a raging hard-on. You try not getting hard when your girlfriend or wife is modeling lacey, racy, and sexy lingerie. When he finally thought it was over, she tells him they should get him some new outfits too.
The consolation was that he wouldn't get or spend much, and he would get her back in the sack later tonight. He hasn't used those handcuffs Marble got him yet.
And cut! This one is about all the shopping girls do.
I'm out this mutha!