Day Three
Not a very good day today.
I greeted my beloved in the halls several times today, but she didn't hear me. Or she was deliberately ignoring me. I suspect the latter. I mean, I'm usually an optimistic, positive, super-sexy guy, but the evidence is too true to ignore. You see, after potions class today... Well, I saw her walking with Draco- Merlin, I hate that guy more than usual today- and he had his skinny, pale arm around her waist. Admittedly, I stuck my tongue out at him when he wasn't looking. I think Pansy might have seen, but she didn't react at all, except to quickly look away.
Anyway, back to optimistic-Theo. If she really is dating Draco- that stupid idiot- then I am going to get her back. Of course, I'll have to break them up before I do that. And how do I do that? I mean, I could murder Draco and blame it on Potter. I could murder Pansy, but that would defeat the purpose of phase two of my super-awesome plan. Or, I could go with an idea so crazy that it just might work.
I've just got to think of one.
Perhaps I could try and make my true love jealous, by talking to Daphne and Astoria and the other girls in front of her and ignoring her and breaking her heart every time she looks at me and- Yeah. Because she really feels like that. Not that I'm being negative. It's just that this whole thing has got me in the whole the-glass-is-half-full type of mood. The she-hates-me-and-loves-Draco type of mood. The my-life-seriously-sucks type of mood.
My life wouldn't be bad at all, if only my Pansy-flower would realize how much she really loves me- and if she already does, it would make me complete if she would actually show it, instead of parading all around the common room with a total moron. *cough, DRACO!*
Maybe I can read one of those self-help books- or even better, I could go and ask Dumbledore for advice! Blaise told me that he was good with this kind of stuff. Of course, that could have just been a prank, too...
But friends don't prank friends when they happen to be heart-broken.
Just wait, Pansy Parkinson, 'cause you're in for the action of your life.
Starting tomorrow. I'm too tired to do anything right now, except maybe sleep.
-Theo...