Ah, my diary! How are you today?!
Yeah, I know, I've been writing in here all night. It's not even daytime, dammit... but I did take a ten-minute break from writing about Lisa to make fun of Draco's abysmal shower-singing. It's so hard to think of him as a jerk lately when he's being so... I don't know, he just keeps surprising me, somehow, you know?
It's not that he's a bad singer, I suppose, but he really can't do high notes... Like, he really fucking cannot sing them. Really.
Finally I just yelled at him to shut up, but he called in reply, "Make me!" And it's not as if I could just jump into the bathroom and hold my wand to his throat... That would just be... I mean...
Anyway, I'm writing about the new girl I found outside! The one that I'm replacing Draco and Pansy with... I got over being pissed off at almost all of the Slytherins, at least. Mostly because I don't want to be killed in my sleep tonight, really...
I took the girl to meet Goyle. I guess that I kind of missed it when I went off... but Astoria turned him down! It wasn't even a polite apology, it was more of a "Get the fuck away from me, you pig!" sort of thing... and I suppose that it was somewhat my fault... But it's been a day or two now, so he should've have gotten over it, right? I would redeem myself, I figured, by bringing him a new girl to fall in love with...
One who didn't keep knives in her underwear drawer and then still look cute while doing so...
Except that Lisa was too nervous to go inside our dormitory at first. When I finally pushed her in, she looked pretty okay... her green-tinted cheecks were due to the lighting, I figured. Seriously, whoever decorated the place must have had some issues with, you know, normal lighting. Hell, normal everything. Who needs a secret trapdoor underneath their common room rug?! We don't need a bomb shelter... probably...
When I inroduced her to Goyle, though, she looked crazy happy. They sat down and talked about stuff for the longest time, and I just sat in the corner and watched them. Not in a stalker-ish way, of course, but in a sort of observing-your-success kind of way, you know? I didn't look like a pedophile. (Who cares what Blaise says about what he saw?)
He's the one who ruined it all, Blaise was. He fucking stole her right from Goyle's presence, and she didn't even mind! Goyle says it because he looked more handsome than he did, but Blaise is not in any way attractive. I would know, I practically live with him! He's not like Draco at all!
Not that Draco is attractive, either. But he does have a reputation of sorts among females for that kind of thing.
Blaise corrupted my angel. When she finally left, he kissed her before she went out the door! In front of us, dammit! And then he just winked at me and went up to our cave.
Goyle looked so sad after that, and I wanted to apologize.. but I knew that that wouldn't work for shit. I needed to get Lisa back for him. I needed a plan...
Hell, I still don't have a plan. Draco's trying to deal with Goyle now, but even that's not working. And I'm still nervous about Grandma Marie, and my own true love is ignoring me again. How am I supposed to fall asleep now?
Or ever?
-Theo, unfortunately.