NOTE: Things may get a little offensive here. This may be the first reason why this will be rated M.
Chapter 5-Love and Marriage
The couple walked into Ivan's rather plain house. It was a nice house, but there really was not much to it. They walked up to the guest bedroom upstairs.
Ivan: I will lead you to the extra bedroom.
Lucariana: Your house looks rather nice. (sets what few possessions she had on guest bed) Are you single?
Ivan: 45 and never married.
Lucariana: Is it true you are the Aura Guardian?
Ivan: The title of Aura Guardian is passed down in my family from generation to generation. We are tasked with protecting the land from evil and preserving our traditional values. I train daily in the martial arts so that I can maintain peace in Mewuskovia.
Lucariana: So you are a warrior?
Narrator: The couple stared at each other for a while, getting closer each second. They lunged for each other and shut the bedroom door. One can probably figure out what happened behind that door. Nightfall soon hit, but they remained oblivious.
Lucariana: (Ivan and Lucariana are cuddling on the guest bed) Perhaps this was not such a good idea.
Ivan: Chastity went out the window!
Lucariana: I was a bad Catholic tonight!
Ivan: So was I! Let's not let this happen again! (grabs beverage and starts drinking)
Lucariana: Deal… at least until marriage…
Ivan: WHAT? (coughs and chokes on drink)
Fr. V: (knocks at front door from outside) Ivan! Ivan!
Narrator: Ivan slipped his robe on and ran downstairs. He opened his door to see a rather frazzled Father Vladivstok.
Fr. V: Thank the Holy Ghost you are alright! The villagers noticed a faint disturbance coming from your house and I wanted to make sure you were alright. The people feared the worst!
Ivan: Tell them that I was listening to the radio! It was turned up all the way on the "Steamy Romance Station!"
Fr. V: Okay! Good night! (Ivan closes door) (to himself) I will be seeing him at Confession tomorrow!
Narrator: Loved each other they did. Ivan found the perfect one and Lucariana found a home! "First comes love; then comes marriage…" Such was the case for Ivan and Lucariana, who married 18 months later. It was a simple wedding, attended by the whole village. From two came one in unity. They made sure not to "do it" again until marriage. Now they had the freedom and it was expressed heavily that night! "…then comes baby in the baby carriage!" Such was also the case for Ivan and Lucariana.