Chapter 15-Drako Gets Demoted

Now that she had Mewtwo, the Chairman had no use for Drako. It was a short time later that we came upon Drako sitting in the desk he had built next to the Chairman's desk. The phone rang and he picked it up.

Drako: Hello? This is Chancellor Drako Woodsworf speaking. (other end speaks) Oh, is your village on fire? Well it SUCKS TO BE YOU! (slams phone)

O'Hair: (enters with Mewtwo) Move aside, Drako! Mewtwo needs your desk!

Narrator: She kicked Drako out of the desk and let Mewtwo climb into the desk. He looked rather cramped in such a small desk for a 2 meter being. He needed his own desk.

O'Hair: You seem cramped. (Mewtwo climbs out of desk) (to servants) Take this desk to the chipper and build Mewtwo a new desk for his size immediately!

Narrator: The servants came in and confiscated the desk, ignoring any protest from Drako.

Drako: What the f*ck am I supposed to do now?

O'Hair: Join the cleanup crew and dispose of that poor dude's body on my front sidewalk!

Drako: WHA-? I'm Chancellor! I don't clean—

O'Hair: Was chancellor. Mewtwo is filling that role now!

Drako: (stammers) You c-can't demote me!

O'Hair: I can and I will. After you clean the blood, clean out Mewtwo's new litter box! It's in the little Dictator's room!

Drako: (begins to leave; mutters to self) I'll show that b*tch! I'll show them all! Just you wait, ya fat c*nt! I'll destroy you! You'll regret messing with me!

Narrator: Drako vowed revenge upon her.


There are parts of me that wonder why I put Drako in this story in the first place.