Chapter 22-Meanwhile at Mewtwo's Palace

Mewtwo ruled from her Platinum fortress in Czasuko City. It was rather shiny and every wall had a portrait of the dictator. Built around the central throne room was his personal sauna, his 10 by 10 (meters, that is) litterbox room, his bedroom, his feasting room where he was fed a massive diet of the finest delicacies in the universe (enough in one meal to feed an entire village), and the infamous room of pain, where he tortured any prisoners that were sent to him.

Welcome to the throne room. Here, we shall witness a friendly conversation between Mewtwo and Tay, the guard taken town by Lilly previously.

Tay: We had captured a prisoner, Dear Leader.

Mewtwo: Bring him in.

Tay: ANTONIO! PADRIARCH! BRING HIM IN! (retarded conversation ensues between the two boobs) HEY! GET IN HERE!

Antonio: Okay! (Antonio kicks glass door hard enough to break it)

Padriarch: Dude! It opens outward!

Antonio: Oh...

Mewtwo: You do realize that you 2 douches are paying for this. (Antonio and Padriarch finally enter the throne room with Hypno bound) He looks rather familiar. Who is this?

Antonio: His name is Hypno Imohara and he runs Hypno's Family Restaurant in Mewuskovia.

Mewtwo: Of course, that village I destroyed!

Gen Weavile: (enters from door behind throne) It was the only place that was left untouched during our coup long ago.

Padriarch: General! Where did you come from? (rather uneasy)

Gen. Weavile: (Padriarch and Antonio set to military attention as Gen. Weavile enters) My mother's vagina! At ease, boys. (Padriarch and Antonio ease up)

Padriarch: We captured him after spotting him in front of our prison. He was with Lucario's band of miscreants in their operation to liberate our prison camp on the border.

Antonio: You wouldn't believe what happened! We grabbed him and was pursued by the Aura Guardian himself! He even jumped upon our vehicle, but we pushed him off before he could take our prisoner!

Mewtwo: You had the Aura Guardian in your hand and you let him go?

Antonio: Eh...yeah.

Padriarch: But what about this prisoner?

Mewtwo: What about the prisoners the Aura pest liberated?

Antonio: Eh...f*ck!

Padriarch: Imohara could probably reveal many secrets of Mewuskovia we could use against them!

Tay: They do provide a valid point, Dear Leader.

Mewtwo: What camp was it that Imohara was found at?

Padriarch: Camp of the Boston Pancake. We could not stop anyone from escaping.

Mewtwo: (eye twitches) YOU IDIOTS! YOU RETARDS! YOU FAGGOTS! YOU DUMBF*CKS! DO YOU REALIZE WHY THIS IS SUCH A MAJOR PROBLEM?

Antonio: (nervously) W-Wh-Why?

Mewtwo: YOU LET ONE OF MY FUTURE WIVES ESCAPE! THAT LILLY B*TCH ESCAPED!

Padriarch: Sorry?

Mewtwo: SORRY is not good enough! We need her back so I could have my baby from her, if she hasn't already delivered.

Antonio: Your baby?

Mewtwo: Yes, my baby! I impregnated her a while ago! She didn't seem to enjoy it, but I really enjoyed her screams!

Padriarch: Well, it's too late, I guess...

Mewtwo: No it's not. I'll get her back and rape her again; make it extra painful for punishment! Where does she live?

Gen. Weavile: Perhaps with the Aura Guardian at Mewuskovia.

Antonio: Perfect! We'll turn the village over again like years ago and we'll find Lilly!

Hypno: It would be highly irrational to do an all-out search of the village.

Tay: QUIET! You are a prisoner of war and will not speak without permission.

Gen. Weavile: He may have a point. We need to get them to let their guard down and then we can abduct her!

Mewtwo: I like that plan—very well! I can obliterate Lucario, snatch my wife, and conquer Mewuskovia in one swipe! Then I shall rule all of the Northern Continent! Then I will be able to rise up to rule all of PokeEarth!

Gen. Weavile: Very well. We will draw Lilly out of hiding.

Mewtwo: Perfect! (looks at Hypno) Perhaps we can draw some rather necessary information from our friend here.

Hypno: Forget it! I tell nothing!

Mewtwo: Stubborn, eh? Let's hope this may change after my guards take care of you! Tay, General, Antonio, and Padriarch! Take him to the freezer and deal with him there! Do what you wish until he speaks! Then drag him to the room of pain where he will tell everything!

Tay: Yes, Dear Leader.

Narrator: Tay, Gen. Weavile, and the two goons carried Hypno to the freezer where they started to torture him in hopes that he would talk.

Torture...for interrogation...North Korea, anyone?