Prepare for excessive yelling and immaturity!
Chapter 24-A Few Years Later
A few years have passed. Not much has changed. Lucario and Lilly decided they had true fellings for each other and got married. They tried having children, but had not succeeded so far. Meanwhile, Mewtwo was growing anxious by the minute. Mewtwo sat at his desk where he conferred with Tay, General Weavile, and Felicia.
Mewtwo: I have not held one of these conferences in a long time. I call this meeting to order. Say, I called Padriarch and Antonio here, too. Where are they?
Gen. Weavile: Probably watching "Tosh.010101011001."
Tay: I'll page them.
Felicia: Nah, I'll fetch them for you. (leaves room to grab boobs; shouts from distance) HEY! GET YOUR F*CKIN' *SSES IN MEWTWO'S OFFICE! (loud bang is heard; Felicia enters office dragging Padriarch and Antonio to office) They're here!
Antonio and Padriarch: (obviously stoned out of their minds) At your service! (get to some kind of attention pose in stoned manner)
Gen. Weavile: At ease.
Mewtwo: Why were you guys late? (grabs nose) And what smells like Monster, Polar Pop, and Cannabis?
Padriarch: We were getting the tent and supplies ready for us to wait in line at Gamepow's for the new "Halo 9000" that comes out tomorrow.
Mewtwo: You have more important things to do! SIT!
(Padriarch and Antonio plop down on chairs)
Tay: So what is this meeting about?
Mewtwo: Well, I felt we needed to discuss our next plan of attack. I want my wife back!
Padriarch: (quietly) Penis.
Gen. Weavile: What's this plan?
Mewtwo: Next Monday, I shall—
Antonio: (slightly louder) Penis.
Mewtwo: (death stare at Antonio) I shall send part of my army to Mewuskovia. General, you will come—
Padriarch: (louder) Penis.
Mewtwo: (clearly annoyed) You will come as a diplomat. I have a written contract for the Aura Guardian to sign. If he—
Antonio: (louder) Penis!
Mewtwo: (boiling mad) If he signs away our prisoner, allows our military to use any of his land's resources, and submits to my will, he and his people will live.
Padriarch: (louder) Penis!
Tay: What if Lilly is already married?
Mewtwo: No marriarge is valid unless it is one of mine in—
Antonio: PENIS!
Narrator: Antonio and Padriarch took turns shouting "penis" louder and louder and faster until Mewtwo couldn't handle it anymore.
Mewtwo: (really p*ssed) ALRIGHT! GET THE F*CK OUTTA HERE AND GET YOUR F*CKIN' RETARDED GAME!
Padrarch and Antonio: YEAH! (hi-fives and runs out of office)
Mewtwo: So glad those boobs are out of my hair.
Felicia: Wait! Mewtwo has hairy boobs?
Gen. Weavile: No, the boobs are Padriarch and Antonio!
Felicia: So Antonio and Padriarch rubbed their boobs in his hair?
Mewtwo: Alright, enough! I do have hair, but it is a fine, microscopic body fur. So anyway, this meeting is about my contract. General, make sure you give him numerous chances. When it gets to the point that you know he will refuse completely...(hands General a blade)...finish him! In fact, have your army obliterate the village, but keep Lilly unharmed!
Gen. Weavile: With pleasure. (puts blade in pocket sheath)
Felicia: What if the Aura Guardian has a gun? I can't raise my child fatherless.
Gen. Weavile: What child?
Felicia: (points to bulging abdomen) The one that will arrive in two months.
Gen. Weavile: WHA?—I got you pregnant?! (talks quietly to self) That explains the weight gain.
Felicia: I HEARD THAT!
Tay: She brings up a good point. Shouldn't he be home to father his child?
Gen. Weavile: Bullsh*t. I'm going and that's that. Besides, the secret police do enough searches to make sure nobody has weaponry. There's no way they will have a gun in the village. I'll be safe.
Mewtwo: Very well. Gather your troops and leave on Friday.
Gen. Weavile: Yes, Dear Leader. (exits with Felicia)
Tay: Do you want me to head to Mewuskovia with him?
Mewtwo:No. I need you to be in charge of the military at home. You will succeed General Weavile if he dies.
Tay: Shouldn't his successor be someone who's been on your staff longer? I've been here for 8 years and I'm only 24. I'm not even evolved. Besides, the military band and choir needs me.
Mewtwo: Do you think Padriarch and Antonio are fit to take over? They've been in for 16 years and they are 24 and 25.
Tay: What about Felicia?
Mewtwo: I will not let a slut run my army. You will succeed Gen. Weavile.
Tay: Yes, Dear Leader.
Mewtwo: Hey, come and give me some sugar!
Tay: Yes, Dear Leader. (Tay and Mewtwo proceed to make out)