I threw this part in to "lighten the story" a little. It is also pointless, but rather funny. So READ! XD

Chapter 26-Meet Mewtwo's Staff

While we have a plateau in in action, why don't we show a day in the life of Mewtwo's staff? We come upon news reporter Carla Gay who was standing in front of Mewtwo's palace. It was about 9 AM and the day after that meeting with Mewtwo's staff.

Carla: Good morning to our People's Republic! I am Carla Gay and on today's episode of "2day", we shall tour Mewtwo's palace and perhaps interview his staff! Don't worry! I got security clearance! Let us enter, shall we?

Narrator: Carla and her camera crew walked into the palace. The viewers can easily see that the security guards are bound up and gagged. She walked into Mewtwo's office where she came upon him on top of another woman.

Before I continue, STOP CLOPPING TO MEWTWO!

Carla: Hey! Is Mewtwo available for an interview on "2day?"

Mewtwo: (drops woman) Why sure! I haven't been on "2day" for a week! (sits down on desk)

Carla: So what is it like being dictator, my Dear Leader?

Mewtwo: Well, having supreme power has its perks. I do what I wish, I f*ck whoever I want, and nobody has power over me except the nonexistent God of Israel.

Carla: So you are an atheist?

Mewtwo: There is no god but me.

Carla: One thing I have always wondered is how you can rape so many women. You are like 3 meters tall and really bulky. How do you do them without causing serious injury?

Mewtwo: I don't. (looks at Carla suggestively)

Carla: (nervously) So are there any other staffers I can interview?

Mewtwo: You can interview Padriarch and Antonio. They should be in the XBOX Room any minute now. It's the last red door to the left.

Carla: Okay. (leaves)

Narrator: Carla went to Padriarch and Antonio's XBOX Room.

Carla: Hi. It's Carla again! I am in the XBOX Room Mewtwo told me they would be in. (hears running and excited conversation in hallway) OH! I think it's them now!

Warning: Obvious parody of "Awesome Reach" coming up

Narrator: Padriarch and Antonio dashed into the room with excitement for they had gotten the new Halo 9000 that morning. They immediately plopped in front of the television, ready to enjoy the Halo awesomness.

Padriarch: So dude, are you ready...(holds game up) for HALO 9000!?

Antonio: Ready...(dramatic pause) Ready doesn't EVEN...F*CKIN'...DESCRIBE IT! (both hi-five while shouting "yeah!")

XBOX 3000 System: Please place game disc in scanner.

Padriarch: Let's get this sh*t in! (drops disc)

Antonio: (picks disc up, then drops it) F*ck!

Padriarch: Get it in! (grabs disc)

Antonio: (pushes Padriarch's hand into scanner field) Get it f*ckin' in!

Both: (tries to force disc in together) Get it in! Get it in! Yeah. Yeah! YEAH!

TV: WELCOME TO HALO 9000!

Both: YEEEEAAAAUUUUGH!

Narrator; It was then all hell broke loose. They were overacting to the awesomeness of Halo 9000. Carla could not get their attention at all. The duo got so excited, they literally ripped the disc out of the system, crushed it, and snorted the dust! Carla could not handle it anymore. She fled the room in fear! When she shut the door, she was greeted by General Weavile.

Gen. Weavile: Who are you and what are those boobs doing?

Carla: I am a reporter for "2day" and I have no idea what they are doing! They're like pounding on the controllers and snorting disc dust and hooting like neanderthals!

Gen. Weavile: Oh, they do that when they get new games. You said "2day", right? INTERVIEW ME!

Carla: Okay. So what is your name and what do you do?

Gen. Weavile: I am General Joran Weavile and I command the armies of our People's Republic!

Carla: What's it like being in charge of the military?

Gen. Weavile: It is fabulous!

Carla: You are currently involved with Felicia Woodsworf. Didn't you used to be gay? People saw you with gay model Brüno for a long time.

Gen. Weavile: Oh, foolish. I was, and still am, bisexual. For a while, Felicia, Brüno, and I had a threesome.

Carla: She was okay with that?

Gen. Weavile: More than okay. We did not bind each other with sexual restrictions. We had open marriages that allowed us to do whoever we pleased. She's bi, too, and she sleeps with popstar Germanota Minaj all the time!

Carla: How does that work? Zoroarks and Kingdras are in different egg groups.

Gen. Weavile: I don't know, exactly.

Carla: Brüno vanished long ago. Do you have any idea what happened with him?

Gen. Weavile: Yes...that fetted Ivan killed my man—er, boy!

Carla: He was only 16, wasn't he?

Gen. Weavile: When I married him. We got rid of "age of consent" long ago!

Carla: Can I interview Felicia?

Gen. Weavile: Sure. She's in my bedroom downstairs. There's probably screamo music blaring from the room. She may be temperamental as she is a few months pregnant, so watch.

Narrator: Carla left the vicinity after thanking him for his time. She headed downstairs until she reached Felicia's bedroom door.

Carla: Hey, this is Carla again! I am outside Felicia's room where there appears to be loud music blaring from this room. I am about to enter to interview Felicia, wife of the General of All Armies. Here we go now!

Narrator: Carla opened the door. She saw something so vile and disgusting in there, she freaked and shut the door. She fled the palace screaming her arse off! The door opened and Felicia came out, holding the severed head of a Gallade.

Felicia: What was that? (looks across hallway) It must have been nothing. Time to finish dinner! (closes door)

Narrator: This concludes another episode of "2day". Tune in next week when Carla and the 2day team attends the annual Communist Party of Saru's annual convention and checks out Mewtwo's progress in creating the perfect world with him as leader. Now let us head back to the story when we will see our real hero back in action.

Pointless portion of the story over! The next part will be important!