This is the chapter that started it all for me. This is the first part I wrote and the rest fell into place. Note that this chapter is an obvious "300" parody. Enjoy!

Chapter 28-The Powder Keg

It is the next day, another typical day in Mewuskovia. Despite its plain appearance, this day would not be like any other in Mewuskovia. It was with this said that the army of Saru entered the village center and surrounded the well that had dried up over the years. This water well had not provided water for years. The well was not that dry. There was still water in the bottom, but there was not enough to provide for the village. So the villagers had to rely on the water Pokemon, which powered the new and advanced water well.

So there was a working well and a dry well in the middle of the village—and Mewtwo's army had surrounded the dry well. General Weavile stood in front to make himself prominent so he could announce to the village.

Gen. Weavile: I need to see Lucario, the Aura Guardian.

Lucario: (come out of crowd suddenly) You asked for me? (crowd goes silent)

Gen. Weavile: Continue whatever activity you guys were doing! Ignore the mass army. I just need to talk with the Aura Guardian! Carry on! (village continues activity; Gen. Starts to talk with Lucario) I come here in peace. I come to plan a treaty with you.

Lucario: I am listening.

Gen. Weavile: Let us take a walk.

Narrator: Lucario and Gen. Weavile started to walk around the village to discuss their treaty. Some of Lucario's friends followed in manner not too suspicious to the General.

Gen. Weavile: Listen carefully, Lucario. Our Eternal President, Mewtwo, conquers and controls everything he rests his eyes upon. He leads an army so strong, they shake the ground with its march, so massive, they drink the rivers dry. All our Dear Leader requires is this—sign away your women, and offer all of your natural resources to us, including Earth and Water, a token of Mewuskovia's submission to the will of Mewtwo.

Lucario: What shall we receive in exchange?

Gen. Weavile: Mewtwo will take care of you and your people will lavish in Mewtwo's wealth! Just submit to him and all of your troubles will be over.

Lucario: (long pause) Submission…(both stop walking when they reach the dry well) There's a little bit of a problem here. Rumor has it, the residents of the Isles of Sevii have turned down your offers. And if those philosophers and uh…boy lovers, have that kind of nerve—

Darkrai: (goes up to Lucario from group following Lucario) We must be diplomatic!

Lucario: (pushes Darkrai away) And of course, WE…have the reputation to consider!

Gen. Weavile: I sense some hostility. I will give you a few minutes to decide.

Narrator: So they stood there. Lucario pondered as the General lit a reefer. Black smoke spread throughout the area.

Gen. Weavile: This area reminds me of a coup I launched many years ago. It was this village. I remember when we raped this one b*tch and beat her to death. We made her son watch it all! He fought back with such power, though, Mewtwo p*ssed himself! He nearly decimated my army at the time! If only I could harness that boy's power...whoever he was. (Lucario scowls at him) Have you decided upon your people's fate?

Lucario: What if I refuse?

Gen. Weavile: Do you really want your people to be free?

Lucario: We do not need to be taken care of by Mewtwo. We need to be free from him; free so that I won't have to sign away our wives; free so that we can take care of ourselves. Mewtwo's trade seems rather unfair to me.

Gen. Weavile: Choose...your next words carefully, Lucario. They may be your last...as Aura Guardian.

Narrator: The village fell silent. With such a clear threat, Lucario looked around. He knew Mewtwo's offer sucked, but should he die for his integrity? He remembered his father and how he had been in similar situations before. He was then reminded of his father's horrid fate.

Lucario: (to self) Earth...and Water...

Narrator: Lucario and the village quickly drew their weapons, including the guns and knives they hid from search squads. They immediately aimed for the General so that his back was to the dry well, so that one step back would result in death.

Gen. Weavile: Madman! You're a madman!

Lucario: (holding gun to Gen. Weavile's chest) Earth and water! You'll find plenty of both down there!

Gen. Weavile: No man—nobody at all—NOBODY threatens a diplomat!

Lucario:You come to bring the heads of victims to my city steps! You raped my wife and threatened my people with slavery and death! I have chosen my words carefully, pinko! Perhaps you should have done the same!

Gen. Weavile: This is blasphemy! THIS IS MADNESS!

Narrator: Lucario and the village withdrew their weaponry. Lucario than started to ponder. How should this situation be handled? He took a look at his wife and immediately, he knew what he had to do. He turned back around and looked at the General.

Lucario: Madness... THIS...IS...SPARTA!

Yeah, I went there...

Narrator: With that warrior cry, Lucario kicked the General down the dry well and he was never seen again. An all-out brawl broke out between Mewtwo's army and the villagers. My, for a bunch of revolutionaries, they proved to be too much for the army! The village's army of 20 all but decimated the army! Many of the soldiers joined the General in his fall to the depths of Hell. Some had their carcasses tossed down while others chose to fall, not willing to face the wrath and dishonor of Mewtwo at home.