Chapter 30-Plans for True Liberation

It was two days later when Lucario was making a decision: What can be done to end Mewtwo's bloody reign once and for all? Lucario sat at the dining room table for hours in silence. Absol, Darkrai, and Houdoom sat in the living room and watched whatever they could find on Lucario's old television.

Lucario: (thinking) My mother was raped by his army. My father, murdered. I must take Mewtwo down. The fate of my people depends on me. (starts to speak to the visitors and Lilly) I have decided. I am going after him.

Lilly: Are you sure you are acting rationally?

Lucario: Mewtwo destroyed my village. He murdered my parents in a cruel manner. Our church was razed. He raped you. He killed Hypno—and he wants you back.

Lilly: Lucario!

Lucario: I have spoken. (holds Lilly's hand) Mewtwo must be destroyed and I will be the one to act. I am the Aura Guardian, and I was destined to stop him. If I cannot stop him, nobody can. We will go tomorrow, the guys and I.

Absol, Darkrai, Houdoom: WHA?—

Lucario: I will need my closest friends by my side in case I need to relay messages to the village and I am not available.

Absol, Darkrai, Houdoom: I guess that will work.

Lilly: So you might not survive? (emotion builds as she speaks) I cannot run this house by myself! I cannot have you risking your life to save the world and leaving me alone! I need you, Lucario! (cries for moment; calms down slightly) If you want to be a hero and leave me, fine! I'll be in bed! (runs upstairs)

Absol: Ouch, man.

Houndoom: She'll come to her senses eventually. She just fears for you. It's a wife thing. That's why I can't get married!

Narrator: Little did they know that Antonio and Padriarch and Antonio were eavesdropping in on the whole conversation through the living room window.

Padriarch: Whoa! Things were getting really steamy in there! (both laugh hysterically)

Antonio: You do realize he is planning to overthrow Mewtwo, right?

Padriarch: He'll fail before he even reaches Mewtwo.

Antonio: I don't know. He must have been quite strong to take out the General's army.

Padriarch: The General's army was GARBAGE! GET POOPED ON!

Absol: (from inside) I really need to head outside for a few.

Antonio: Get down in the bushes, toolbox!

Narrator: Antonio and Padriarch hid in the bushes by the window so Absol wouldn't see them when he came outside. He walked around until he found the perfect place to dump his load.

Padriarch: (whispered) Is he pooping?

Antonio: (whispered) Yeah.

Padriarch: (excited, yet still quiet) WOO! YOU GO! Doesn't this remind you of that skateboard dooke video we saw on the old Tosh.0 archives?

Narrator: Then the two morons came to a rather morbid realization.

Antonio: Oh, sh*t! He must be pooping out Kenny!

Padriarch: I forgot! He ate him and now he's...

Antonio: (mournfully loud) HOW DARE YOU EAT KENNY!

Padriarch:(yanks Antonio into bush and screams louder) SHADDUP! HE'LL HEAR YOU!

Absol: Did I just hear something?

Narrator: Absol turned his head to look, but the dolts hid in the bushes before he could see anything. Absol went in after 5 minutes. Padriarch and Antonio knew they had to flee. But they had to do something about their fallen comrade. They bagged the 2 kg load and fled the village before anyone else grew suspicious.

Lucario: (inside) I wish there was another option that would ensure my survival. Lilly does deserve a good husband.

Absol: I'm sure prayer helps.

Lucario: I did pray. I was in meditation before I made my decision. Jesus Christ came to me. He confirmed the need for me to liberate our people, that I could martyr myself successfully for freedom. He said I was the only one who could stop Mewtwo directly. He ensured that I would lead to Mewtwo's death. I must go. Our people depends on me. Plus, Ineed to avenge those I have lost. We will leave tomorrow.

Narrator: In the meantime, Lilly was in the bathroom, which was added in when she moved in to Lucario's old home. She sat upon the shower edge holding what looked like a pregnancy test device. She gasped when she laid her eyes upon the result.

Oooh...Looks like they did Tier 13!