Chapter 32-Shall They Arrive?

Mewtwo was in his bedroom with Tay, having a rather enjoyable time. Their mattress party was rudely interrupted with Antonio and Padriarch's obnoxious blathering. Mewtwo's bedroom door burst down and the two boobs ran in.

Padriarch and Antonio: CHAIRMAN! WE HAVE AN EMERGEN—WHOA! GAH! THAT'S NASTY!

Mewtwo: (Tay covers herself with sheet) HEY! DO NOT INVADE MY PRIVATE TIME! TAY AND I WERE BUSY!

Idiots: BUT—BUT, IT'S IMPORTANT!

Tay: Let them speak. It may be urgent.

Mewtwo: Knowing these two retards, it is probably some stupid XBOX Live cancellation or something. (to duo) You may speak.

Padriarch: The Aura Guardian obliterated your army! The General is dead! They all got killed!

Mewtwo: (fakes anger) WHAT? THAT IDIOT MUST BE DESTROYED!

Antonio: He is coming here to destroy you!

Mewtwo: (calmer) Let him come. I will deal with him to my pleasure. Knowing his wife, she'll come along. I will be able to recapture her and destroy that pest! With him gone, I will be free to take over the rest of the world!

Padriarch: He was rather savage! You know what he let his Absol do?

Antonio: (grabs bag of Absol's feces) ABSOL ATE KENNY AND SH*T HIM OUT! WHY KENNY! (both idiots sob hysterically)

Mewtwo: Alright, you two! Run along and let Tay and I have our privacy!

Padriarch: Come, Antonio! Let us memorialize Kenny by kicking *ss on "Halo 9000!" (two run off)

Tay: You knew that would happen, right?

Mewtwo: The only thing I did not expect was their survival. There's a reason why I sent them with the army.

Tay: Does this mean I am the new General?

Mewtwo: Certainly! I see great potential in you. I will call the military down to attend a ceremony to announce the new general. So many tried have hoped for this position, but you will surpass them all! I expect to see the whole country's army tomorrow! You will be feared by everyone, except me, that is! Who knows? If I were to die, maybe you would take over! Pfft! Like that will happen!

I based this scene off of something that happened in marching band. Our director had a tendency to pick favorites. He had auditions for the position for Drum Major (which I tried out for), but they were clearly fixed because he picked one student who did not even plan to try out because she was his favorite. I really don't care anymore since she was perhaps the best DM I've seen in my 4 years of band and I get along real well with her. Anyway, enjoy the rest of the story!