Hey everyone! How was everyone's week? I just chilled out...and did practically nothing... Besides homework. I learned how to play rock paper scissors lizard Spock! Trust me, it's way better than normal Rock Paper Scissors. Me and my friends are such nerds. We spent a whole lunch period doing a huge competition. We fail at life.
Well I hope you enjoy this chapter! This really doesn't have much to do with anything...it just kind of happened...so I hope you enjoy it!
Lena- I totally read fanfiction. It's what I do in my spare time...especially for my favorite shows and stuff. I have favorited like a million stories, haha. My favorite fandoms to read right now are PP and The Big Bang Theory. And I have no idea who got the glass stuck in their foot! Haha I just kinda through the dialogue in there. Maybe...Josh? Probably Josh. Maybe Aiden I'm not sure. Lol
HDD- I HAVE A HUGE HUTCHERSON OBSESSION. IT'S NOT JUST YOU. He is my brother from another mother.
thecurlingiron: A four?! Wow poor Skylar. I would say he's a trillion. Maybe a trillion and a half if I'm being generous. My other friend thought he was gay the whole movie until the end! My friends just don't understand me I guess. At least you do. Haha and you don't want multiple brothers. Mine are so annoying. Today, the practiced gleeking on me. Apparently it's when you spit at people I'm not really sure. Very scary stuff.
I don't own PP. If I did it would have been as excruciatingly long as Avatar.
Episode 15: What We Do When the Kids Oversleep
Beca hurried around the kitchen getting stuff together. Today was the day of her big meeting at the record label she worked for, and she couldn't be more stressed.
"Morning, Bec." Jesse strolled into the kitchen and passed her on his way down, kissing her fleetingly. Beca grunted a reply and Jesse let out a laugh. "Lovely day isn't it?"
Almost immediately Beca replied, "That's just perfect. You marching in here all bright and cheery and kissing the busy wife just like in the movies." Jesse's grin grew wider and Beca rolled her eyes. "You would corrupt this family."
"Where're the kids?" Jesse asked casually as he sliced a banana.
"I don't know, I thought you got them up." Beca replied, shoving a bunch of papers in her work portfolio. "Uh...no...I thought you were driving them to school on your way to the label?"
"Yes but I told you to wake them up because I had those last minute papers to get together. Remember?" She raised an eyebrow.
Jesse frowned and thought back to the previous night's events. Dinner, movie, and then some really great sex. He didn't seem to recall much talking that went on... "Do you not remember, Jesse? For real?" She cried.
"Uh," He said dumbly. "Right before I turned the light out I turned to you and said, 'Jesse, don't forget to wake the kids up tomorrow. I have some last minute things to take care of.'" Beca stated matter-of-factly. "And then you said, 'Okay, anything for you beautiful.'" A light blush creeped onto Beca's cheeks.
Jesse squinted his eyes but still couldn't remember the conversation. "So what happened after that?" He asked. "Uh, well...sex." Beca answered, looking up from her binder.
"Tsk, tsk. You never talk about important things with a guy before-"
"So you're saying you forgot?" Beca deadpanned. Jesse shrugged and held to fingers up to show an inch while squinting. "Shit, Jesse! The kids aren't up and I have to leave in like a minute!" Her eyes widened in realization as she turned on her heels and sprinted up the stairs.
Jesse bit his lip. "Whoops." He shook his head and said a little prayer in hopes she wouldn't kill him before going to climb the stairs after her.
"GET UP." He heard Beca screech. "What the-" He heard a muffled voice which he believed to be Josh's. "Five more minutes, Mom..."
"NEWSFLASH BOZOS, IT'S FRIDAY. YOU HAVE SCHOOL." Jesse peered into Josh and Aiden's room, where Beca had just stormed up to Josh's bed. "No one goes to school on Fridays mom...it's like a rule of thumb." Josh slurred under about five blankets. "Do I have to roll you out of bed?" Beca raised an eyebrow. "Cough cough. Ugh I feel sick, Mom. Maybe I should stay home before I puke all over that math test today."
Beca leant over and yanked the comforter off of Josh, who was almost nude. "Mom! It's like freezing in here!" He curled himself into a ball.
"Then why the hell are you wearing nothing but boxers?" She exclaimed.
"It's another rule of thumb!" Josh seethed from his curled up position.
"Huh?" Aiden rubbed his eyes and sat up in bed from across the room. "Wha-"
"Your father forgot to wake you up." Beca narrowed her eyes at Aiden who suddenly gasped. "My perfect attendance will not be ruined!" He literally flew out of bed and grabbed random shit to cover his body.
"Dad." Josh laughed at Jesse who was standing awkwardly in the doorway. "What the- at least go make yourself useful and wake up Madi!" Beca growled and Jesse quickly scurried off to wake the four-year old.
"Come on, Josh. Get your ass up." Beca crossed her arms.
"No." He replied cheekily.
"Fuck this shit." Beca said in exasperation and started to pull his feet to drag him off he bed. "Hey!" He protested and grabbed onto the bedpost so he wouldn't budge. "Haha! You're too tiny for this, Mom. You should just give-" And with that Beca flipped his mattress over and Josh was lying face first on the floor. "Good morning, sunshine." He muttered sarcastically before brushing himself off and starting to get ready.
"Let's go! Before Mrs. Shultz counts the tardies!" Aiden cried and zoomed past Beca on his way down the stairs. Well at least one person is on her page. Josh took his time getting his clothes on while Beca tapped her foot in impatience. "Hurry it up! Do you want me to grab the water bucket?"
Josh whipped his head around and widened his eyes. "You know I will." Beca smirked and soon, Josh was ready too. She speed-walked down to the end of the hall where Madi's room was, because she hasn't heard a peep. When she looked in the room, there Jesse was, playing dolls with Madi on the ground. "For Christ's sake," She yanked his arm up and picked Madi up in the process. "Idiots. You're all a bunch of hard core idiots." Beca muttered.
"Layla's an idiot." Madi grinned.
"Who?" Beca asked, jogging down the steps with Madi in her arms. "Daddy's doll. My doll Lindsay stole her boyfriend and she did nothin' about it." She shook her head.
Beca would have laughed but there was no time for laughing. This was war.
"Let's go, people. Out in the car. Move it." Beca instructed loudly as she filed her kids out the door. Jesse walked up sheepishly and a grimace crossed Beca's face. "Idiot."
"Good luck at your meeting, hon." Jesse kissed her forehead and closed the door behind her. She didn't stop him. In fact, she shook her head to herself and smiled as she made her way the the mom-van. Yes, Beca Swanson owned a mom-van. Beca Mitchell would have never gone near one, but she wasn't Ms. Mitchell anymore. And she hadn't been, for a while.
"Are we gonna drive soopa fast?" Madi asked excitedly from her car seat.
"Hell yeah". Beca muttered under her breath as the boys in the back started chanting, 'Road trip! Road trip!'
Beca doubted she had ever driven so fast in her life. When she finally made it to her record company she slammed the door of the mom-van and hurried up the marble steps, clutching all her portfolios and binders. Her hair was disheveled, blazer and slacks wrinkled, and she can't even remember if she put on makeup. When she entered the meeting room, approximately twenty two minutes late, she shot her boss an apologetic glance and sat down in the one empty seat.
"Now that we have Mrs. Swanson, I believe we can get started." The president of the company stated and it took everything Beca had for her not to lay her head in her hands. She locked eyes with her boss, who she was actually pretty close with, and she raised an eyebrow. Beca mouthed 'Jesse and kids' to her, and her boss shook her head.
Her family would be the death of her career. But without her family, her career wouldn't even be possible. Her dream was to move to L.A. and produce music. Over the course of college, that dream changed into a new one, though it took her a while to realize it had changed. Her dream had changed into having a family with the dork because she couldn't leave his sorry ass behind. Okay, so maybe that was putting it harshly, but Beca couldn't stand the thought of having a cheesy sounding dream. But it still sounded perfectly cheesy, no matter which way she put it.
Achieving her childhood dream was just a plus along the road, she figured. A great plus. And if she didn't have her family here in LA, Beca never would have had the strength to follow this dream. It took college, collegiate acapella and a seriously annoying dork to show her that she was missing that internal strength. And for that gift, she couldn't be happier.
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