Chapter 35-Battle vs. Mewtwo

The group entered Mewtwo's palace. They came upon a large, dark, and empty room. Something seemed rather suspicious.

Lucario: It is quiet...too quiet!

Houndoom: There is evil afoot. I just know it!

Lilly: I also feel an ominous prescence.

Narrator: A loud laughter echoed across the room for a short moment. It continued again with an evil laughter. That laugh evolved into an insidiously insane laughter.

Absol: What the Hell?

Narrator: Blue flames dotted the room.

Lilly: My, they are pretty!

Narrator: The flames than moved toward the room's center in a rather ghastly manner. The ground shook all of a sudden, and a large figure started to emerge.

Absol: Who is that?

Narrator: The monstrous figure cackled.

Lucario: It's MEWTWO!

Narrator: Mewtwo was that large figure. He started to walk toward the group. He appeared to get smaller as he got closer. He eventually reached this group, appearing no taller than 3 meters, though this is still large compared to the rest of the group and larger than the average size for a Mewtwo. He had a cape wrapped around his body in a rather menacing way.

Mewtwo: You have returned, my Lilly. Like the mirrors? They make me look big from a distance!

Lilly: I am NOT yours, you sick b*stard!

Mewtwo: Everything in the Northern Continent belongs to me, mon cherie!

Lucario: Leave her alone!

Mewtwo: Oh, it's the Aura Guardian! I've been waiting for you! (shouts to guards) GUARDS! GRAB THESE WELCHES! TAKE LILLY TO THE MAKEUP ROOM! THROW THE REST INTO THE DUNGEON! Leave Lucario with me. I'll take care of him!

Narrator: The guards came and grabbed Lucario's friends.

Darkrai: Don't worry about us, Lucario! Finish him off!

Lilly: Lucario! (guards run off with prisoners)

Lucario: LILLY! (to Mewtwo) LET HER GO!

Mewtwo: Defeat me and she is yours, not that it will ever happen!

Narrator: With a clap of Mewtwo's hands, the room lit up to reveal itself as a Pokemon battle arena. There was no audience, only Padriarch and Antonio as referees.

Mewtwo: Welcome to my stadium. Are you ready for battle?

Padriarch: The battle between Mewtwo, Our Dear Leader and Eternal President for Life, and Lucario, the Aura Guardian, will commence.

Antonio: Mewtwo will make the first move in this battle.

Mewtwo: With pleasure!

Narrator: Mewtwo started off with a rather powerful move, Psyshock.. That did major damage to Lucario, but he managed to hold on.

Mewtwo: Is there a chance for you?

Lucario: With God, all is possible.

Mewtwo: OPEN THE TANK!

Narrator: Padriarch and Antonio went to type in the pool opening program into the console beside the arena, but nothing happened.

Padriarch: How can the command not be "Pool"?

Antonio: You tool! The command must be more complicated! "Pool Open!" (types in, but to no avail) SH*T!

Padriarch: GARBAGE!

Antonio: YOU LITTLE B*TCH! WHY I OUGHTA— (brawl ensues between idiots)

Mewtwo: For the love of... WHAT'S GOING ON, YOU TWO?

Narrator: Lucario took advantage of the situation and launched his Bullet Punch combo.

Lucario: Wah-kah! (kicks Mewtwo's face ) KAH! (kicks again with other foot; starts punching face with Bullet Punch) ATATATATATATATATATATATATA!

Mewtwo: (between punches) Type—uh!—"Get"—uh!—"wet!"

Padriarch: That's what he said! (types in exactly "Get—uh!—wet" on console; fails)

Antonio: YOU RETARD! There is no "uh's" in the command!

Narrator: Lucario just finished off his Bullet Punch combo with an uppercut, launching Mewtwo in the air. Just then, the floor opened up, plummeting Lucario into a deep, dark pool.

Lucario: (thinking) Where'd he go? (Mewtwo sneaks up behind him) He's behind me, isn't he?

Mewtwo: I am, mere mortal! (grabs Lucario and uses Force Palm)

Lucario: Hey! YOU CANNOT USE FORCE PALM! IT IS NOT IN YOUR MOVESET!

Mewtwo: I am the clone of the ultimate Pokemon! I am superior to Mew! I can do anything!

Narrator: Mewtwo built the power up in his palm until he unleashed his Force Palm, blasting Lucario through the concrete bottom. The pool started to drain and it dragged Lucario down the sewers forever. Mewtwo leaped out of the pool.

Mewtwo: Cover up the floor so we can prepare for the wedding! Lilly will be mine once more!

Lucario's gone! How will Mewtwo be stopped now? Don't worry...it can't be that easy to kill the Aura Guardian! Read on!