Be prepared for a long chapter that is not very essential to the plot. Perhaps you can imagine the song "Popular" from the play "Wicked" for this chapter, since the whole chapter is basically a makeover. Enjoy!

Chapter 36-Wedding Plans

Lilly was being held in Mewtwo's makeup room, where she was being groomed for the wedding by the dictator's planners.

Lilly: (on stool in front of mirror) Can I ask what's going on? (planner Atla powders her face)

Atla: You're getting' married!

Lilly: WHAT? TO WHO?

Hannah: (another wedding planner in room) To Mewtwo! DUH!

Lilly: I AM NOT MARRYING HIM!

Atla: Pshah! Wedding nervousness! Mascara time! (grabs facial makeup and starts applying to Lilly)

M'larda: We have already chosen a dress for you! (holds up extravagant wedding dress) Booby! Get the tiara!

Booby: (enters carrying huge bridal tiara) Here it is, M'larda!

M'larda: You like?

Lilly: NO! I'M NOT MARRYING MEWTWO!

Barn: Hey, girl! It ain't that bad!

Beck: We both married him!

Lilly: (eye twitches) I AM NOT MARRYING THAT PLIG!

M'larda: She's not cooperating! (throws Pokeball out and a Pikachu comes out) Pikachu! Use Thunder Wave!

Narrator: Her Pikachu used Thunder Wave to paralyze Lilly. She could not fight back anymore.

Atla: DRESS!

Narrator: The girls surrounded Lilly as they put her wedding dress on. When they finally got it on, they made various remarks on how the dress fit!

M'larda: Perfect shade of pink!

Hannah: Compliments that booty perfectly! (slaps Lilly's butt)

Lilly: HEY!

Atla: That dress is a little tight on that belly. Need to get rid of these rolls, lady!

Lilly: HEY! YOU HAVE NO ROOM TO TALK!

Atla: YOU WANNA SAY THAT TO MY FACE, B*TCH?

Lilly: IF I WASN'T PARALYZED, I'D SMACK THE SILICONE OUT OF YOUR BOOBS!

Atla: I'M GONNA KICK YOUR—

Barn: (pushes Atla away) COOL IT! Let's not get steamed before the wedding!

Beck: Excess cortisol puts weight on! You need a hair treatment! (pokes Lilly's Aura appendages)

Lilly: I don't have long hair.

Barn: Whadya call these things? (pokes appendages some more)

Lilly: I don't know? Auralius...maximus?

Beck: Whatevs. Sarah! Krista! Start the salon!

Narrator: Lilly was dragged off to the salon after having her dress removed. Krista and Sarah started the salon equipment up. Krista and Sarah then threw Lilly in the heated bathtub.

Lilly: Ooh! This feels nice!

Sarah: Gotta look the finest for the wedding!

Krista: Enjoy the finest of the fine—a Slowpoke tail bath with essence au-Shellder!

Lilly: (in shock) You're telling me I'm bathing in severed Slowpoke tails and dead Shellder? EW!

Sarah: In the meantime, watch these exciting, government-run television programs! (turns TV on to show various government run programs)

Lilly: Don't you have "Family Matters" or "Big Bang Theory?" What about "House?"

Krista: Sure! We have "House!"

Narrator: Krista turned the channel to whatever "House" was on. Not even 30 seconds into the show did Lilly notice something was off. The title screen read "Hoose." The background music was completely different, being replaced with some obnoxious foreign pop music. The dubbing was perhaps the worst out of all of it! Dr. Cuddy was labeled Doktur Cooty, Foreman was 4mn, Thirteen was 30, Kutner was Kootiner, and Dr. Gregory House was labeled as Dr. Grigori Hoose! The lines were completely changed from episodes Lilly knew, many of them being completely mangled in terrible "Engrish." Many lines were also removed completely, being replaced with praise to Mewtwo.

Lilly: What's this sh*t?

Sarah: You asked for "House".

Lilly:This is "Hoose" or whatever pirated sh*t this show is!

Krista: Slowpoke dip is over! Time for hair and nails!

Narrator: The girls dragged her to the hair-care area where Anna and Manah styled her Aura appendages to make them appear wavy. Now it was time for nails!

Anna: These are some nice nails you got here! They'll look even nicer with our special paint!

Manah: (starts polishing nails) It's made from the blood of our enemies! Shine bright red like the colors of Our Republic!

Lilly: This day could not get any worse!

Narrator: Lilly's makeup and manicures were eventually finished against her will.

Lilly: So...am I done?

Anna: You need to get dressed for the wedding!

Lilly: I NEED TO POOP!

Manah: Fine. We'll escort you to the restroom.

Narrator: The two girls dragged Lilly to the restroom where the closed the door. From inside, Lilly could tell was not alone.

Lilly: (from inside) Who are you?

Brooklyn: (from inside) We're the restroom guards.

Lilly: All six of you?

Court: (from inside) We're here to make sure you don't escape!

Lilly: CAN'T I POOP ALONE?!

Liz: (from inside) Mewtwo's property must remain in his palace at all times.

Lilly: I AM NOT HIS PROPERTY!

Dest: (inside) Yes you are. Mewtwo owns everything in Saru.

Lilly: If he owns all of Saru, shouldn't the whole country be in his palace at all times?

Cheals: Uh...

Saria: What a stupid question!

Lilly: AUGH! SAVE ME, LUCARIO!