Here it comes...the final battle!

Chapter 39-The Wedding

There was a mass gathering in the local stadium of Czasuko City where everyone was forced to watch Mewtwo's wedding. It was all decked out in Communist propaganda. The alter stood in the middle of the stadium, where Mewtwo and the officiants stood. Mewtwo's other wives sat in the back of the alter.

Mewtwo: So who are my officiants?

Padriarch and Antonio: I am! NO! I AM! WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU ARE? I AM! (idiots argue)

Mewtwo: Why the both of you?

Padriarch: Because Antonio's wedding officiating skills are GARBAGE!

Antonio: 'Cause Padriarch BLOWS! He's probably over there sucking someone's meaty—

Mewtwo: ENOUGH! Just act like you two morons know what you are doing and get this over with!

Padriarch: I'll work with buttmunch.

Antonio: FINE! Toolbox and I will run the wedding!

Mewtwo: Whatever! JUST GET STARTED!

In case you did not know, Padriarch and Antonio are based off of two idiots I go to school with. The lines about to be spoken here are based off of a school play (a madrigal, to be precise) I did with them. I believe the play was "The King of Hearts". Excuse the interruption.

Antonio: (grabs microphone) Good afternoon, peeps! One officiant to this wedding is the one, the only, Padriarch O'Randy!

Padriarch: (grabs another mic) The other officiant is the most gallant gallant who ever galloped! The one, the only, Antonio Foolbane!

Antonio: Actually, it's pronounced "Fool-ban-YAY!" It's French!

Padriarch: Today we welcome you all to the wedding of our Dear and Beloved Leader, Mewtwo!

Antonio: We proudly announce the marriage of Mewtwo to his future bride, Lilly of Mewuskovia!

Padriarch: Our music will be conducted by our new General of All Armies and former Director of Music, Taylor Baudman! She will guest-direct Our People's Military Band and Choir!

Antonio: Please stand for the arrival of the bride and for Our People's Anthem!

The National Anthem to the People's Democratic Republic of Saru is to the same tune as the Soviet National Anthem

Narrator: The people of Saru stood, awaiting the bride. Meanwhile, guards stood behind Lilly, prodding her to start walking. So the procession started. Tay raised her baton and started conducting the National Anthem to the People's Democratic Republic of Saru. As Lilly was prodded down the aisle, various banners were raised. They bore the profiles of many influential Marxists of history. Karl Marx, Friedrich Engels, Vladimir Lenin, Joseph Stalin, Nikita Kruschev, Mao Zedong, Fidel Castro, Che Guevera, Jim Jones, Frank Marshall Davis, Kim Il Sung, Kim Jong Il, Kim Jong Un, Bernadine Dohrn, Bill Ayers, Jeremiah Wright, Barack Hussein Obama II, Madalyn Murray O'Hair the former dictator, and of course the biggest icon, Mewtwo, Dear Leader and Eternal President for Life. By the end of the song, Lilly finally reached the alter and was forced to stand by her groom.

Padriarch: Do you, Mewtwo, Our Dear Leader and Eternal President for Life, take Lilly to be your next wife for the hour?

Mewtwo: For the hour, I do.

Antonio: Do you pledge to use her as you wish?

Mewtwo: I do.

Lilly: I DO NOT! (Mewtwo shows sadistic smile at her)

Padriarch: Do you pledge to create as many children in her as possible, as you do with everyone else?

Mewtwo: I do.

Lilly: NOT!

Antonio: Do you promise not to set her on fire...(Mewtwo glares at Antonio)...until you feel it is necessary?

Mewtwo: I do.

Padriarch: So...does anyone object to this union?

Antonio: Speak now or forever hold your peace.

Padriarch: Anyone?

Antonio: Anyone at all? Huh-LO!

Lucario: (voice) I do!

Narrator: The stadium shook like a major earthquake had struck. Tay felt it necessary to show off her mad organ skills and played an evil chord progression similar to what is featured in "Dancing Mad" from Final Fantasy VI. Lucario rose from the ground on a rising platform on the alter. Mewtwo was agasp in shock! Lucario was glowing in the power of his Aura Rage!

Mewtwo: Wha? He's ALIVE?! (yells at Tay) TAY! STOP PLAYING THAT INFERNAL MUSIC! (Tay stops playing; speaks to Lucario smugly) I thought I killed you.

Lucario: God must have been on my side. It is my destiny to free my people!

Mewtwo: You will NOT interfere with my wedding!

Narrator: Mewtwo charged an Aura Sphere and shot at Lucario. Our Aura Guardian dodged with Extremespeed. Padriarch and Antonio jumped on Lucario to subdue him.

Lucario: HEY! WHAT THE?—

Padriarch: You will never reach Mewtwo!

Narrator: Mewtwo grabbed Lilly and jumped into his escape rocket conveniently located at the Pokeball in the center of the stadium.

Antonio: We just bought some time for him to escape with your wife! Ha-Ha-HA! What was I laughing at again?

Lucario: You do realize you are both Dark types and I am a Fighting type. Isn't that something to laugh at?

Idiots: Oh, sh*t.

Narrator: Lucario shot a blast of Aura at them and the boobs flew off the Aura Guardian. But it was too late. Mewtwo rode off with Lilly.

Lucario: HEY! He rode off with Lilly!

Ivan's Voice in Spirit: Get her. Save her. Save the world. You can do it, mah boi!

Narrator: Lucario's Aura Rage also allowed him the ability to fly. So he jetted off into space. He hit the satellites, the other planets, and the Meteor Belt. Victory will be his.

~Are you ready for EPIC SPACE BATTLE TIME?!

~Ready?...Ready doesn't EVEN...F*CKING...DESCRIBE IT!