The Angle of life or death ch.7 Sirius's play time
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Sirius was bored he wondered through the halls of Hogwarts. Then he got a idea why not prank Dumbledore. So he walked to Dumbledore's office and set the traps.
Dumbls pov.
Dumbledore walk into his office and sat in his chair. He reached for a lemon drop popped it into his mouth not noticing his face turn rainbow colored. Then Dumbledore looked around his office he noticed something was off. Then he realized the whole place was a mess and Fawkes was bald. He tried to stand up only to find his but stuck to his chair, he reached for his wand only for it to turn into a rubber chicken. He started to scratch his beard only to find that his beard was Fox's feathers. Fawkes thinking:
Dumbledore stole my feathers in my sleep!
Dive bombed him in anger, so in between trying to shake the chair off his butt and fend off Fawkes. He didn't notice his robes turn into a tutu and his desk coming to life. He ran around his desk shouting as Fawkes pecked at him. Not noticing his desk moving behind him, It rammed into his legs causing him to fall on the desk. The desk started to run toward the doors, the doors swung open and as the desk galloped through the halls. Dumbledore realized that is was lunch time, the desk ran to the great hall and the doors busted open. All talking stopped at the strange site before them Dumbledore got off his desk only to have the chair fall off his but and rip a hole showing his boxers. Then Rose petals fell from the ceiling and sprayed paint on him a voice boomed:
" HEY DUMBLUES LIKE THE TUTU."
As fire works went off, Harry shake his head
'Sirius' he thought.
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