A/N: Here it is, the bathroom chap. I bet u were all anxcious to read how they were gonna do this right? In later chaps I have lots of biiig surprises for Al and Seras and I'll try and make them as long as possible since this is a short fic, lol.

Enjoy their torment, ppl!

Disclaimer: I don't own Hellsing and I mean I don't own the rights to it. Don't bother me with it.

Getting the baby inn the small white tub was easy, it was the washing part that the two vampires dreaded doing. Well, mostly just one vampire.

"Hold that thing still!"

"Master! It's a baby, not a thing!"

"I don't give a shit, just hold it still!"

Seras stuck out her tongue at him while she struggled with the small baby. He obviously didn't like water too much. She held on to his arms to make him stop splashing the bathwater out of the tub.

Alucard was trying to rub some shampoo on the baby but kept ending up with a face full of shampoo. Alucard glared at the kid and snorted at him, then shifted his glare to Seras who was smiling and giggling, trying to calm the child down. His glare must've let up because Seras looked up and saw him wathcing, she rose her brow in a questioning sort of way.

"Is something the matter, Master?"

Alucard smirked and didn't reply as he went back to squeezing a handful of shampoo onto his palm. He tried again to clean the baby and this time whatever Seras did to him, made the kid calm down.

So thankfully, Alucard didn't end up with a fith helping of shampoo in his face. Although the shampoo wasn't that much of the problem.

Now the boy was covered in soapy bubbles, as was half the bathroom floor. Now they had to clean off the bubbles and dry him. alucard thought the worst was over. The baby on the other hand, didn't want to be washed. He liked the bubbles where they were.

The newborn was squirming so much when Seras tried to clean the shampoo off him, he splashed as hard as he could so that the nice bath Seras made him was all over her and Alucard.

Seras's whole uniform clung to her body and her blonde hair stuck to her face and was sticking up in weird angles. Her wet clothes outlined her femineme curves and her nipples poked out from underneath the material. She thanked God that her uniform was dark blue.

"Argh! Was is it with you bathing us?! You're the one who stinks!" Seras cried out, shaking her hair like a wet dog shakes it's fur. Now her hair was standing on end, she looked like she was electrified.

Seras stuck her small tongue out angrilly at the baby, who just giggled at her silly face. Seras glanced up at her Master and couldn't help but blush.

Alucard, of course, had a feeling the child would rebel against them so he took off his coat and grey vest, leaving him in the now drenched white shirt.

Not to mention he was royally annoyed with the little baby boy. The white shirt and what was under it had made Seras blush. She knew her Master was handsome and fit. She wasn't interested in him like that, no way! She just didn't expect the slight peek show.

The shirt stuck to his body and it being white, was translucent. His chest snd stomach could be seen through it and it being wet, his chest and stomach muscles were accented perfectly. She thought Alucard was too busy drying himself off to notice her staring.

"Damn little kid...I should've eaten you for dinner if Master hadn't ordered me to care for you..." Alucard muttered under his breath while he ran the fluffy towel over his face. He strode over to his fledging to see what she was doing. Seras was so red in the face that made the nosferatu cock his head at her.

"What's the matter Seras? Been staring too long?" He asked with a naughty smirk. Alucard wasn't stupid, the shirt was wet, she saw his chest and was all embarressed about it.

"Innocent little Police Girl..."He mused in his mind. though he shouldn't be one to talk.. Seras widened her eyes and gulped, shaking her head. He saw her staring! She'll never live this one down, Master'll keep teasing her about it.

"N-no! I didn't--Hell no!" She finally said, trying make herself look unannoyed. It wasn't her fault his stupid shirt was see-through! Alucard leaned foward, his wet hair still clinging to his neck.

"Calm down Seras. I'm just teasing. Though, if you actually enjoyed the sight, go ahead and tell me." He teased and took the baby out of the bath and roughly handed him to Seras with another towel. She was totally shocked and reflexivley cradled the kid.

"Here Seras. You dry him. I'm going to get a bloodpack." He laughed and disappeared from the bathroom. Seras just absent-mindedly rubbed the towel across the boy's body.

Her blush was dying down but she still couldn't get the picture out of her head. Why should she tell him she enjoyed it when she didn't? Atleast she thought she didn't. It was just so weird to her.

She'd seen male chests before, it's not that big a deal. So why was she fussing over it? It was because Master started to act stranglley around her.

Ok, the naughty teasing is somewhat normal but it was the closeness between them that changed.He stood very close to her everytime he was in the room with her. Well, Seras shrugged, it was kind of nice to know that he started to treat her a bit differentley.

Alucard was yelling less and less at her for the few mistakes she made, it would be more of a scold followed by a rude comment, he started training her, which is something she never thought he would do, this is Master after all.

What really surprised her was that Alucard was actually helping her with the baby. The fledging shrugged again, unsure what to think. All she knew was that he was just plain stranger than usual.

Seras shook her head and turned her attention to the baby. His big blue eyes gazed up at her and he smiled. She felt a lot better seeing that smile.

"Now you're squeaky clean! And you don't reek anymore, that's a very big plus." She told the baby. Alucard phased back into her room with two blood packs in hand. He tossed one at Seras and it hit her square in the face.. Fortunately it didn't splatter, it just slid of the blonde's annoyed face into her lap.

"Thanks, Master." She drawled, grabbing the pack before the baby got hold of it. Alucard grinned. "Your welcome, dear fledging."

First they just sat in silence and drank the packs. Seras was spacing out and didn't notice Master watching her.

He couldn't help but observe his fledging. It was a strange habit he gained from sheer boredome. All he didn was watch the little human soliders bustle in the halls, doing their training and the maids hastily cleaning and polishing.

It was even more boring but it beat the hell out of annoying Integra. she's become a little predictable to the old nosferatu.

Alucard noticed that Seras was changing. He couldn't yell at her like a small child anymore, she was talking back to him and trying more than ever to prove that she was right in some things. Police girl acted so differently from when he first turned her.

She was quite a rebel, not to mention that her curses made him proud and surprised. She always fought for what she wanted, though rarely did she want something so bad to fight for it with Inetgra.

Now this baby. That's what Seras fought for. It's an orphan, he thought, like Seras was when she was young. Alucard shook his head slightly. Seras still had nightmares. Alucard knew about them because on countless sleepless days he would just sit in her room and watch his prodige sleep.

It's like I'm obsessed with Police Girl, he chuckled to himself. Then he stopped and pulled away from those dangerous thoughts. Seras was playing peek-a-boo with the baby. She was laughing and smiling. He rarely saw her smile so much.

"So what will we name him, Master?" Seras's voice broke his second train of thought. His head jerked and he looked at his fledging staring at him with curious eyes. The red-clad vampire got up and strode over to the bed and laid down beside Seras hands under his head as he lounged about. Seras gave him a slight glare.

"What did you have in mind Seras?"

Seras stopped glaring and pondered for a short moment then smiled brightly at her Master. "How about Nicholas?" She asked, eyeing him closely for his reaction. He sat up and took the baby from her and stared at him long and hard. The baby looked at Alucard with wonderous blue eyes and gurgled, grabbing Alucard's nose. The vampire went cross-eyed and pulled away. Rubbing his nose he gave the boy back to Seras, who was having a laughing fit.

"Seras, stop laughing!" Alucard ordered, rather childishly.She stopped but still giggled quietly. "Nicholas it is then!" She chuckled, ticlking the baby's tummy. Alucard mummered in agreement, still rubbing his nose.

"He's got quite a grip, he does." He muttered with a hint of pride as he looked over his fledging's shoulder. Life and un-life at Hellsing just got very interesting.

A/N: Uuuuu, I even got 12! ::sparkly eyes:: Thankies very much! And btw, to any reviewers who thought this demand was a lil...ummm... demanding ::nervous laugh::, chill. I was gonna update anyway, it's just that ppl don't review when they read and I really like hearing (sorry, reading) other ppl's opinions about the story...Isn't that the point of reviewing?. Flame me, do whatever you want! But in a nice way P So now that the review demanding-thingy is cleared, I'll really try and update soon but as i have said before i don't update often (not willingly).

Later!