Chapter 7
Dreams.
Blossom: Is anyone tired?
Shikamaru: Tired and lazy
Blossom: Of course you are
Naruto: Blossom doesn't own me
Blossom: Only if I did….
Sasuke: But you don't
Blossom: I was saying If I did…
Sasuke But you don't though
Blossom: SHUT IT UCHIHA OR ELSE
I AM GOING TO MAKE A FOOL OUT OF U!
Sasuke: O.O Sorry
Itachi: Let's just get on with the story shall we
"NEMO! NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Kisame yelled, as Nemo faked dead in the plastic bag.
"Shut the hell up and watch the movie, " Itachi scolded, snuggling closer towards Ayama. (a/n: seating arrangements are as followed since the couch is an L shape. It goes Shikamaru, Ino, Hinata, Naruto, Sasuke, Sakura, Tenten, Neji, Sai, Temari, Ayama, Itachi, Deidara, Sasori, and Kisame.)
The movie progressed closer and closer towards the end when everyone began to doze off.
-Start Shikamaru's Dream-
Shikamaru was lazily walking around his veranda when a blonde women about 5' 5" walked outside with a tray of lemonade.
"Here you are Shika-kun! A fresh glass of lemonade and a nice soft pillow for when you go cloud watching!" The women cheerfully exclaimed, her baby blue eyes staring at him with love.
"Thanks babe." He stated, taking a sip of the refreshing drink as he watched the clouds pass by.
He sighed as he fell into a peaceful slumber, hearing the voices of his beautiful wife and his 2 children playing in the yard. But then, the clouds grew ominous as the rain pelting him in the forehead, awakening him from his sleep.
-End Shikamaru's Dream-
"Troublesome." He muttered, as he moved in his current position to another.
"Shoes." Ino said reaching into the air.
-Start Ino's Dream-
Ino was cooking some french toast when a she heard a knock on her door. She scurried towards the front door and turned the knob. When the door was fully open, a man and a news reporter were standing there, a huge check in hand.
"Ino Yamanaka! You have won 1 million dollars!" The man said, handing her the huge check.
"So Ino, what do you plan to do with all that money, do you plan on donating to any funds?" The reporter asked, holding a microphone towards said blonde.
"What are you crazy! I'm going on a shopping spree!" She shrieked, running towards her car in her pajamas.
As soon as her she started her car, her house burst into flames, from leaving the french toast on the stove for too long.
"Oh well, I can buy a new house!" She cheered, as she drove towards the nearest mall.
Upon arriving, she ran into the most expensive store buying everything that she could have possibly wanted. She then saw some girl walk by with a pair of golden heels that she absolutely adored.
"Wait! Come back! I'll give you 100,000 dollars for your shoes!"
-End Ino's Dream-
"no, No, NO! NOT THAT ANYTHING BUT THAT!" Hinata shrieked, holding onto Naruto for dear life.
-Start Hinata's Dream-
Hinata was just finishing adjusting her snorkel and was about to jump into a pool of coco crispies, when Naruto appeared with a huge grin on his face. Happy to see him, She jumped off the diving board into the pool of cereal, and swam her way towards were Naruto was.
"Hey Naruto-kun!" She purred, having Naruto blush a bright red.
"Hey sexy lady!" Naruto cooed, picking her up out of the pool.
"Do you want a bath Hinata?"
"Sure, as long as I have some company." She replied, making circles on his chest with her index finger.
"Of course."
Naruto raced off towards the bathroom with Hinata in hand and when he reached it Hinata gasped. There were candles lit everywhere making a sweet scent fill the atmosphere. Red and pink petals were scattered everywhere as the curtains to the balcony swayed in the gentle breeze. The moon could be spotted directly in the middle of the doorway, the stars dancing in the dark vortex of the night sky.
Soft music began to play as they entered further. The tile on the floor was a white marble, lined with a beautiful molding design in every corner. The sink counters were a luscious raspberry color, as the cabinets were a gorgeous dark oak. Naruto began to kiss Hinata's neck, lightly sucking on the skin, just enough to leave a hickie as he led her towards the bathtub.
"Hinata." Naruto whispered, his hot breath tickling her ear.
"Y-y-yes Naruto-kun?" She replied, lust glazing her eyes.
"Its time for dinner." He said, as he took the shower curtain and whipped it open to reveal a tub full of ramen. He handed her a pair of chopsticks and began to slurp up the goodness of the noodles when Hinata began to scream.
"no, No, NO! NOT THAT ANYTHING BUT THAT!
-End Hinata's Dream-
Naruto's hand twitched as drool began to leak out of the corner of his mouth. "Mmmm, Hinata.."
-Start Naruto's Dream-
Naruto was running down the streets of Konoha. The darkness quickly took hold of him, the only sound that he could hear is the sound of his own heartbeat and the soft drumming of footsteps. He was running as fast as he could, trying to reach his destination as soon as possible. A faint light sparked in his dark world, as a smile tugged at his lips. Faster, his legs moved him, as he neared the light with more speed and power.
The light grew bigger, faster, brighter. As he neared, he was cast into a realm of light. Everything was white, he no longer was in the darkness. A spicy smell lingered into Naruto's nose as it lured him towards the starting point of the scent. His eyes rolled to the back of his head in pleasure as he took in a big breath of the tasty food. He opened his eyes and he was standing in front of Ichiraku's, one of the best ramen stands in Konoha.
He marched his way towards the stools to find that they were big rocks. He thought it was weird but ignored it as he walked towards the counter and saw a man cooking ramen, clad in a white apron and chefs hat.
"One bowl of ramen please." Naruto exclaimed, taking out his frog wallet.
"That will be 1 billion dollars, cash, no checks, or credit cards." The man exclaimed, holding out his hand.
"What you got to be kidding me!" Naruto yelled, as a moth flew from his change purse.
"Nope, sorry, no ramen for you." He said, as the store began to fade away, the sweet smell leaving Naruto's nostrils forever.
"NOOO! Sweet Neptune! Why! OMG I NEED YOU RAMEN!" He shouted, tears pouring down his face.
"Naruto-kun?" A small voice said, breaking his depression.
"Hinata-chan? What are you doing here?" He asked as she pulled out a bowl of ramen from behind her back.
"This is for you, I want to feed you." She demanded, as he sat down obediently, waiting for his ramen and Hinata to come.
"Mmm, Hinata-chan." Naruto drooled, as he saw the steaming hot bowl of noodles in her hands.
-End Naruto's Dream-
Sasuke was sleeping soundly next to Sakura. His brows knitted as he grabbed a hold of the pink haired girl as if his life depended on it and muttered, " I'm not gay."
-Start Sasuke's Dream-
Sasuke was sitting in a field of pink flowers, much to his protests. He watched as a girl with pink hair picked various colors of flowers to give to someone, whom he didn't know. She abruptly stood up, all the flowers suddenly wilted and died, leaving brownish stems leaning on the earths shoulder. She turned around and looked at Sasuke. Her hair was no longer pink, but black. Her eyes weren't the beautiful jade orbs he remembered but now they were the eyes of a snake.
"Sassssuke-kunn!" He cooed, as his tongue slipped out of his mouth and towards Sasuke's face.
"Stop." he ordered, only to have the snake man persist.
"But Sassssuke-kunn you know you love it when I touch you." He purred, pulling Sasuke into an unbreakable embrace.
"Stop, bring Sakura back!" He yelled, trying to rid the snake man from his presence.
"Sassssuke-kunn, shessss with your brother Itachi now , ssssuch a sssssssslut!"
"Gah! Get away from me!" Sasuke screamed, as the snake man, Orochimaru, groped him.
Suddenly, his surroundings started to spin, and slowly changed to another location, that location just happened to be somebodies bedroom, and the door just happened to be locked.
"Why, Sassssuke-kunn, you look flussssshed, why don't you lie down for a little while." He whispered seductively in Sasuke's ear, as his tongue came out and licked it gently.
"N-no!" Sasuke argued, Orochimaru chuckling in delight.
"I like my little boysssss feisssty!" He teased, as he walked towards Sasuke and grabbed a hold of his belt, undoing it.
"I'm not gay, I'm not gay!" Sasuke yelled, as he began to scream.
-End Sasuke's Dream-
Sakura was being squeezed to death in Sasuke's embrace, as she snuggled closer to him and whispered something non-coherent.
-Start Sakura's Dream-
Sakura was sitting on a swing in an abandoned park, listening to the wind blow. It was about early november, and the leaves were gathering in clusters on the ground, creating a creepy look. She sat quietly, listening to the sharp screech of the swing chains as she gently swayed back and forth. She stared at her hands that were wrapped in a pair of black mittens and she felt tears sting her eyes.
Suddenly, the sound of leaves crunching broke her from her trance as she looked up and saw Sasuke walk towards her, sitting on the swing next to her.
"Why." He asked, not even looking at her.
"Why what?" Sakura whispered, a wave of shivers sent down her spine.
"Why."
He kept asking her the same question over and over again until he finally spoken up, and Sakura couldn't believe her ears.
"Why did you break up with me?"
"I told you already Sasuke, I said that things just weren't as I expected."
"Why."
"Sasuke, stop asking me one worded questions."
"Why are you lieing?" He yelled, the swing he was sitting on disappearing as he stood up and began to walk away.
"What."
'Why are you lieing' She heard the wind whisper as he faded away into the breeze. 'Why'
-End Sakura's Dream-
"What do you think they are dreaming about?" Tenten asked Neji as he pulled her closer towards himself to keep warm.
"Who knows, I'm afraid to know what half of them are dreaming of."
"Me too." Sai exclaimed, as he tried not to wake up Temari, who was sleeping on him.
"Since when have you been with Temari?" Tenten asked, getting amused.
"We've been together for about 2 years now, you never knew?" He asked, slightly confused.
"No."
"Thats because we didn't tell them remember Sai?" Temari mumbled against his chest as the information clicked in his head.
"Right.."
"Will you four shut up, I am trying to sleep." Itachi stated, looking towards them.
"Yeah, I know, me too." A sleepy Ayama added in, as her messy bangs fell into her face.
"Sorry." Tenten apologized, as Itachi nodded and they continued to try and sleep.
They were all about to doze off to sleep when they heard Deidara mutter something they wished they didn't hear.
"Danna!"
-Start Deidara's dream-
Deidara was over by the water, with a shovel in hand. He had created countless of holes before but this one was extra special.
"This is the the deepest hole i've created ever, yeah!" Deidara exclaimed, as he wiped the beads of sweat off his forehead.
He was digging his marry way down when he struck something, which seemed to be metal. Curiously, he got down on all fours and began to dig like a dog to get to the object faster.
"I found treasure and you didn't find any Sasori-danna! Ne ne ne ne ne ne! Hahah!" He chanted as he began to see a light.
Deidara began to dig as fast as he could and he see appeared in a city with lost of lights.
"Where am I, yeah?" He asked himself, as he walked around the streets, seeing some stray hobo's and hookers down the road.
"Hey, what are you lost! The gay bar is down the street Barbie!" A man yelled at a clueless Deidara as Deidara gasped at the nick name.
"Thats the same guy from McDonald's!" He yelled, as he marched his way towards him, rolling his akatsuki sleeves up that he somehow was wearing the whole time. (in his dream)
"Hey buddy, yeah, I'll get my Danna on you if you call me Barbie again!" He shouted, stomping on the mans foot.
"Arghh! My foot!" The man began to chase Deidara down the street as he began to scream.
"DANNA!"
-End Deidara's Dream-
"Yes, thats right, polish the puppet." Sasori muttered as a smile played on his angelic face.
-Start Sasori's Dream-
"Lord Sasori, Lord Sasori!" A man with blue skin yelled, running into the palace with a trumpet in hand.
"What is it squire?" Sasori said as he adjusted his crown.
"The Lady Ayama has arrived with King Itachi, your royalness."
"Aa. Please send in my lovely sister and her husband. "
"Right away Sire."
The man then fled the room as Sasori sat on his giant chair, overlooking his entire kingdom, proud of his country and soliders.
"Lord Danna." A blonde man yelled, coming from the side of the room. He was wearing a brown shirt with tears in it, and a pair of cut up black shorts.
"Its Lord Sasori, Slave." Sasori corrected.
"I'm sorry, but I have finished polishing your puppets, what would you like, I, Deidara to do next your richness?"
"Hmm, polish them again."
"Sire?"
"The more they are polished the longer they will last slave, get to work!" He boomed, as the young Deidara cowered in fear.
"Right, your righteousness." He shouted as he ran back to the puppetry room.
"Yes, thats right, polish the puppet." He smiled evilly while rubbing his hands together.
"Sasori."
"Ayama."
They both greeted each other with an air kiss and air hug.
"Come over here and sit. A queen mustn't ever stand, have you know brains for letting her stand King Itachi?" Sasori asked, seating himself back on his throne.
"I'm sorry my lord." He bowed.
"So what brings you here unexpectingly, Ayama?" Sasori asked, as he offered her some wine.
"As you know, Itachi has been caught cheating on me with that slave girl in your tower." She cried, as a maid came and gave her a tissue.
"WHAT! THIS IS AN OUTRAGE!" Sasori yelled, causing Itachi to cower in fear.
"SQUIRE!" He shouted, as the blue man once again appeared in the room.
"Yes your majesty."
"BRING ME THE SLAVE!"
"Right away my lord."
The squire brought in a petite women wearing a torn brown dress. He threw her to the ground as he stood from his thrown.
"Guards!"
At least 50 guards piled into the main entrance hall where King/Tyrant Sasori's thrown is bestowed.
"Behead the slave and King Itachi, Queen Ayama will become a widow." Sasori stated, sitting back down as the guards dragged both of them away, Sasori laughing maniacally in the background.
-End Sasori's Dream-
"Nemo.."
-Start Kisame's Dream-
Kisame was swimming in the ocean when all of a sudden he saw a shark swimming towards two clown fish.
"NOOO DON'T WORRY! KISAME THE GREAT WILL SAVE YOU NEMO"S PARENTS!" Kisame yelled as he beat up the shark, killing it.
"Thanks so much Kisame the great!" Coral exclaimed.
"No problem."
Kisame stayed and protected the family until the eggs hatched so nobody would harm the family and Nemo wouldn't have a gimp fin. Then he met up with bruce and his companions and started a shark revolt, turning almost every shark in the sea vegetarian.
-End Kisame's Dream-
Blossom: Okay people I couldn't think of any other character's dreams for this story my brain fried sorry
Itachi: Please Review though for Blossom-chan
Blossom: I could get use to Blossom-chan thank you Itachi!
Itachi: No problem Blossom-chan
Blossom: Oh and when you review tell me what your favorite dream of this story was and ill tell you mine in the next chapter if you do!