A/N: Continuation of Valentine's Day and Nick's birthday. Fun fun fun!

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Disclaimer: I do not own Hellsing. I own Nicholas, Priscilla, the Russian family, bla bla bla and the plot to this fic, so sue someone else.

Late evening, February 14th

The merriment had died away at last, Alucard was somewhat relieved. Watching Nick run around with his hat was rather annoying, it took all his will power not to snatch it off his head as the child came running past him. But Alucard had survived this birthday party and already groaned at the thought at the next one. One year older the child would be and even more annoying.

Alucard glanced at the subject of his unhappy thoughts and scowled. Nick was curled up in Seras's lap like an innocent kitten, happily sleeping without a care in the world. At least, not yet. Alucard narrowed his red eyes at Nick. Alucard's hat was in the boy's hands, clutched in a death grip. Rolling his eyes, Alucard glanced at Seras again and watched the steady, rhythmic rise and fall of her chest with amusement.

Seras had dozed off too, despite the moon in its high position in the sky, she must've been tired. Seras had been entertaining the boy the whole evening and exhaustion had obviously claimed her for a little nap. Alucard snorted at the sight and turned back to stare at the starry sky. He hadn't moved from the window since the beginning of the stupid party. He didn't participate in it too much, except for the presentation of the dagger and the reluctance of giving away his hat. Alucard's noble eyebrows knitted together as he recalled the evening's almost boring events.

Why had he even showed Nicholas with the dagger? Did he really think the brat was worthy of such a gift? Alucard recalled with bitterness how hard he had to work and train just to prove his worth to his father, to prove that he was worthy of the dagger. Did he think Nicholas would do the same? Alucard very much doubted the half-breed would show any interest in weaponry and fighting, given to the fact that Seras doted over him every second she could spare and had always been present when Alucard finally gave some lessons to the child just from mere boredom.

Alucard recalled one night when he was in his room as always, thinking of ways to quench his boredom. After finally deciding to go to the shooting range, he found Nicholas there with Pip and he felt very very angry at the French pig. Pip was kindly teaching Nick how to hold a gun and laughed when Nick tried to shoot, falling back on his butt from the gun's automatic recoil. Pip had backed away immediately when he saw the male vampire and Alucard continued to teach the little kid how to properly hold a gun and how to shoot.

It had been rather amusing and just a little bit intresting, it gave Alucard something new to do and Nicholas was overjoyed when he finally knew how to hold a gun, load it and aim. It made Alucard realize that even though he did not like this halfling, the brat showed he liked the same things Alucard did.

And it had alarmed almost everyone at Hellsing when they found out after a while. Nicholas had accompanied them to a few missions and instead of cowering at the bloodshed, he had smiled. Despite Alucard denying that he liked the child, a little bit of it was evident in his actions towards him.

Alucard sniffed at these recent events and turned his mind away from them. He did not want to develop feelings for that snivelling, whiny brat of theirs. He was a dhampir, an unwanted resualt of the vampire Father's fooling around with human whores, no matter how pretty they were. Alucard began to wonder how he even got himself into this mess.

Ah, yes. Police Girl. Silly, innocent, Police Girl. The idiot, Alucard snarled to himself. How could she let herself give in to this stray? The blame laid in Integra as well, the Ice Queen, the Iron Maiden, the Heartless Virgin, the Dragon Lady. She has all these intimidating nicknames and she caves at the sight of a foul-smelling baby?

He shifted his gaze back to Nick and his nose wrinkled at the memory of his stench. He would never forget his first meeting with the baby or his bath. Of course, Seras had made sure that the boy had proper hygienic habits while growing up and Alucard found that he was a bit glad the stupid boy did not reek anymore.

Pulling his mind back from its reminiscing, Alucard strode to the couch and scooped the little boy into his arms, frowning at the task he was obligated to do. The boy was not really little, but long and skinny, his features growing a little more masculine and losing their childish appearance. But that did not matter to Alucard. With his vampiric strength, he lifted the boy up with ease, carrying him bridal-style in his arms.

Nicholas, still sleeping peacefully, snuggled closer to Alucard's chest and his hand grabbed his red coat, clinging to him rather desperately. The clinging reminded Alucard of Police Girl, when he first turned her. It almost brought a smile to his lips but he quickly remembered that it wasn't Seras that was snuggling against his chest.

Realizing that he was just standing there, Alucard quickly opened a portal and stepped inside just as Seras had woken up, strecthing like a cat to ease her stiff muscles. She had just looked around and saw the swish of Alucard's cloak and the heel of his boot being swallowed up in the portal. Then the portal itself made its disappearing act.

She blinked in confusion. Where was Master going? Then she glanced down to move Nicholas off her when she saw that there was no Nicholas in her lap. For a blonde, she put two-and-two together very fast and jumped from thwe sofa in panic. Where was Alucard taking Nick? Was he finally fed up with the boy and was going to leave him somewhere far away? Was Nick really in danger?

Of course not, her mind scolded her. Master wouldn't harm an innocent child. He is against those things. Seras relaxed a little upon hearing her mind reasoning with her panic. It was true, no matter how sadistic he was, Master tried hard not to harm innocents, he avoided it in fact. Could it be that the cruel sadistic, evil, lunatic of a vampire was going soft? She gave this some thought and then snickered. Naaw, if Alucard goes soft then the world would end.

Sighing, she picked all of Nick's gifts and made her way down to his room. She would have to put his new toys and books away anyway before she went to bed. Already arriving at Nick's bedroom door, she noticed it was cracked open. Curiousity got the cat and she nudged it open a little bit more and nearly dropped all the things she had in her arms from shock and amaazement.

Alucard had arrived in front of Nick's bedroom and walked right in with Nicholas still clinging to him as he slept. Rolling his eyes at the sight, he strode over to his bed and gently pried the fingers from his coat. With the task done Alucard lowered Nick onto his bed, a black tendril shot from his back to move away the bed cover as Alucard lowered him in. The tendril shot back into his body and Alucard covered the boy's body with the bed cover.

Nicholas, turned over on his side and clutched the pillow like he had clutched Alucard's coat. Seeing that the boy would not be a bother for the rest of the night, Alucard turned on his heel to the door and hardly made a step when he noticed that Seras was inside the room as well, her mouth hanging open in awe at what he just did.

It was the sweetest, most heart-melting thing she had ever seen. Alucard had carefully tucked Nicholas in and made sure he was asleep before he turned and saw her. Seras knew she looked ridiculus with her mouth hanging off its hinges and looking so surprised and awed. She could plainly see the elder vampire's irritation at her gaping but she was paralysed, rooted to the spot with obvious shock.

Alucard knew she was shocked at what he just did, but she didn't need to stand there like an idiot staring at him with large eyes, like she'd never seen him before. It annoyed and irritated him. Alucard glared at her in a superior way, hoping that would cast her out oof her paralysed shock. Still it had no affect. Growling quietly, even for her not to hear, Alucard closed the distance between them and was in front of her in a flash. Alucard grabbed her shoulders and shook her a little, not too hard, in hopes she would come around. Nothing.

Seras looked up at him and gulped. Her eyes locked with his for a moment then slowly traveled down to his straight nose, to his high-boned cheeks and finally, to his pale-ish red lips, curved in that ghastly devilish smirk of his. Her eyes stopped there and she stared at his moth for what seemed to be a minute or two before she lauched her own at them, capturing Alucard in a kiss that would've passionete if she was a tad taller.

Alucard was caught by a moment's surprise by her actions but regained his composure and smirked against her lips. Alucard complied by lowering his head a little so that the petite blonde would have more access to his lips she seemed to want to ravish with all her might. What propelled her to kiss him was beyond his knowledge but he wasn't about to complain. Alucard's hands that had been on hier slender shoulders, moved to her back and pushed her small body against his.

He noticed that her arms were full of toys and books and games that were being pushed against him instead of her chest and he almost frowned against Seras's lips. Not wanting to stop this pleasure, his one hand was on her back and his other pried the things from her arms, carefully putting them on the table they stood next to. Once her arms were free, his other hand grabbed hers and placed them on his chest. Both vampires moaned softy at the touch but only Seras shivered.

Her rational mind was trying to stop her but she wouldn't listen. Her lust took over her body and controlled her actions and ignored her mind's silent pleas. Seras left her hand roam his chest, getting to know ever muscle on his chest before moving down to his lovely, flat stomach. She could feel his abbs ripple from her light touch and her body suddenly felt very hot from his reaction. Her other hand that was hanging at her side now lifted up to his face and caressed his face and neck.

Alucard had supressed a purr when she started to touch his face and neck. He decided that if things started to go further, they should be in another room. With that in mind, he transported them to their room, his lips still trapped with hers. Slowly so that she did not notice, he manuvered them towards his coffin bed and laid down apon it, pulling her ontop him. Seras felt the slight change and felt his hand grab just under her backside when they had laid down on something. Most likely Alucard's bed.

Alucard had just removed her shirt and cupped the large lace-covered globe and she let out a breathy moan against his lips, gasping at first from the touch. She had removed his tie and unbottoned the coller of his shirt and placed both her hands under the white garment to feel his skin agianst hers while the heat traveled from her belly to between her legs with increasing speed.

Shifting their positions, Alucard was now the one on top and she was below. Their kiss had not ended and it was getting more hotter for both. However, when Alucard's lips had suddenly moved away from hers, Seras let out a threatening growl which was followed by a deep chuckle. Alucard latched his mouth onto her neck and sucked at the skin until he moved to her coller-bone and shoulder, earning a few pleasure-filled whimpers from his fledging.

His hand moved from her breast further down to her stomach and abdomen. Here he stopped and made his journey back up, letting his long fingers doodle on her skin, knowing it was pure torture for her. He moved so that his thigh rested between her legs and rubbed against her slightly, liking the sound of her moans and purring.

He didn't notice her hand going for his pants, slipping under them and fingered the band of his boxers. When her hand moved over the boxers and brushed against his erection, Alucard let out a hiss and gritted his teeth at how good it had felt. Meanwhile, his mouth had ventured from her shoulder down to her breast, still encased in her white, lacy bra.

Just as he moved to remove it with one hand while his other fondled her breast, Seras jumped up and stared at him with wide eyes. She first glanced down to her almost naked state, to his hand on her breast, his other still inching his way twoard her bra clasp and his thigh between her legs, then to his similar undressed state.

Oh dear Lord, she was in Master's bed!

The realization dawned apon her and hit her at the same time, making her dumb-struck at what she had did. No. Oh no no no no no! This wasn't supposed to be happening!!

She slapped away his hand from her chest and removed his other from the bra clasp it had finally reached. She shoved him off her and righted her clothes, glaring at him with complete loathing the whole time. With an angry huff, she clambered out of the coffin and left the room without a word but had slammed the door quite forecfully to show him how angry and pissed off she was.

Alucard blinked. Now he was the one in disbelief and surprise and he didn't fight it this time either. Not one woman had left his bed without being satisfied and without wobbling on weak legs towards the door. She had stopped their whole foreplay and left angrilly. Why she did that, among other things, was completely beyond his knowledge. And this time he was complaining.

So he lay there, with his hair messed up and in tangles, his tie missing, his pants already unzipped, his white dress shirt was wrinkled as she had removed it to his neck and in the process of freeing it of his body but never got that far until she had come to realize what they were doing. Not to mention his hard-on was peeking through the unzipped pants, the cool air tickled his flesh uncomfortably. This surprised him even more and he glanced down quickly and felt his boxers already down his thighs.

Alucard's eyes widened and he grinned, amused. All he could do was laugh at how she had undressed more of him than he had of her and he was a master in these arts. Well, she was fast learner. Then he thought about what holiday it was. Valentine's day. Maybe it was the sex humans were celebrating, and suddenly this holiday didn't seem foolish and stupid to him anymore.

He might even start liking Valentine's Day if it begins and ends with Police Girl in his bed, that is...

A/N: Next stop! Christmas! Nicholas is 10 and maybe a little bit more mature. Still has Alucard's hat! Muwahahaha! Read and Review!