Chapter 8
Blossom: Thank you all for reviewing after I post a few more chapters I might not post again for a bit.
Itachi: Oh why?
Blossom: Because I have exams to study for sorry.
Sakura: It's okay the people will understand hopefully.
Naruto: Blossom does not own me!
Blossom: thank you Naruto now on with the story! Oh and don't forget to Review I enjoy reading them!
The sun was shining brightly through the open curtains of the beach house, due to the fact everyone was too tired to shut them the night before. Sakura awoke on the couch in an awkward position. Sure, most fangirls would have loved to wake up with their face buried in Sasuke's chest and his arm wrapped tightly around their waist, but Sakura's not a fangirl. She shook him gently, just enough to wake him up.
"Sasuke." She whispered, having the said boys eye to flutter open.
"What?" He replied, looking down at her.
"As much as a fangirl would love this, I'm not one." She said, pointing towards his arm that was literally pinning her to him.
"So move." He bluntly stated.
"I cant."
"Tough luck."
"Will you two shut up." Itachi mumbled, his eyes squinting to adjust to the sunlight.
Itachi removed himself from the couch and sluggishly walked towards the bathroom, muttering something about being woken up early. On his way there, a foul aroma played with his senses. He quickly followed the smell into the kitchen to see smoke rising from a pan on the stove and Kisame standing above it with a fire extinguisher.
"God damn it!" He cursed, as he sprayed the white foam onto the appliance that burnt his breakfast.
Itachi chuckled, causing the fish man to look up at him with a glare.
"Do you find it funny that I burnt my eggs?" Kisame asked, as he tossed the fire extinguisher onto the ground.
"Amusing." Came Itachi's short reply.
"Is that so?"
"Yes."
Kisame and Itachi were thrown into a glaring contest over the matter, a smirk playing on Itachi's lips. Silence flooded the room, but was soon broken by a loud high-pitched screech come from the living room. Itachi and Kisame then stopped their glaring contest and ran towards said room to find the source of the scream that cried bloody murder.
"Oh My God!" The girls exclaimed in unison, as they all stood on top of the couch.
"Its a bee, calm down! God, its like this friken big! You could kill it like that!" Sasori exclaimed, snapping his finger for the effect of how fast you could kill a bee.
The bee then flew towards them as they quickly jumped off the couch and scattered into different directions, for some reason staying in the same room.
"Please kill it!" Ino yelled, on the verge of tears.
Naruto then woke up from all of the commotion to see the bee planted smack dab on his nose. He wrinkled it some to see if the bee would fly away, except, it got upset.
"OWWWWWW!" Naruto yelped, as the bee flew away and he cradled his nose.
"I swear by the time this trip is over I'll be deaf." Sasori muttered, removing his hands from his ears.
"Naruto, what happened?" Neji asked, as he sat on the side of the couch.
"The bee stung me, believe it."
"Your such a loser."
"What was that teme?"
"You heard me dobe."
"Teme!"
"Dobe."
"Teme!"
"Do-"
"SHUT UP!" Itachi shouted as he stepped into the room, squishing the hornet in the process.
"My savior, yeah!" Deidara yelled, running over towards Itachi with arms wide open.
Deidara was just about to hug Itachi when he stepped out of the way, causing the blonde to fall down. Ayama walked towards Naruto with a pair of tweezers she got from the bathroom and began to remove the stinger.
"So what are we doing today Itachi?" Shikamaru lazily asked, as he lounged on the sofa.
"You'll see, first, everyone go get showered and dressed, then we go out to get some breakfast, followed by the activity I have planned that I bet no one has done since they were in elementary school!" Itachi stated, spinning on his heel, proceeding into the downstairs bathroom to take a shower.
"Itachi, may I take a shower with you?" Ayama asked, as she walked towards her husband.
"Why?"
"Because I have to straighten my hair because it gets all curly so I really cant wait to take a shower, I need to do it like now."
"Hmm, well Ayama, you see, I need my alonetime, ya know?" Itachi exclaimed, leaning against the door frame.
"Hmph! Fine!" She retorted, walking out of the bathroom.
Itachi closed the door and waited to see if anyone was remaining in the living room, before he started the water and waited for it to get hot.
- With the others -
"Ayama...Cant we just take a shower?" Sasuke asked as he tapped his foot impatiently.
"Shh, Sai, come here." She whispered, having said boy walk over.
Ayama whispered into his ear and then told everyone else to hide. They all listened as Sai walked towards the stairs and began to make fake foot steps. As soon as he was done, he hid as well and waited for what Ayama said would happen, well, happened. And like She said, it did, Itachi stuck his head out of the door and looked around, retreating back into the bathroom.
"Okay listen up." She stated, catching everyones attention.
"We are going to ease drop." She laughed evilly while rubbing her hands together -que scary music and lightning-
"Why?" Naruto asked, as he scratched his head.
"Just shut up and listen." She replied, shoving his ear against the door.
Soon everyone copied the movement so there was now a tower of people listening to what was going on in the bathroom. They heard the water running and then heard Itachi, making it harder for them to suppress their laughter.
- With Itachi -
"R-E-S-P-E-C-T! Find out what it means to me! R-E-S-P-E-C-T! Take Care, TCB! OH! A little respect!"
Itachi had the soap bar to his face, acting as if it were a microphone. He did a pose, accidentally dropping the bar onto the ground, which he stepped on, XD.
"Ahh!" He shouted, as he fell out of the shower, taking the curtain and pole along with him.
This caused everyone outside the door to loose control and explode into an endless laughing fit. An enraged Itachi opened the door, clad in a towel that was wrapped tightly around his waist, and one that was tightly holding his dripping raven locks from his eyes.
"Ahem! Do you need something?" Itachi asked, trying to hold down his anger.
"Yeah! A little respect!" Deidara exclaimed, causing everyone else to burst into another round of laughter, embarrassment plaguing Itachi's cheeks.
Itachi held his head high with a 'Hmph' and walked up the stairs towards his room to get dressed.
- In the car -
"SO! Are we there yet?" Deidara asked, as he popped his head up from behind the passenger seat.
"No." Itachi stated, keeping his eyes on the road.
"Are we there yet, now? Yeah?"
"No."
"How 'bout now?"
"Yes were there!" Itachi yelled.
"STOP LYING!" Deidara shouted, sulking back to his seat.
A few more minutes passed in silence until Itachi announced that they had indeed arrived at their destination. Everyone piled out of the car to see a huge building with a big ball and a few pins in neon lights.
"No way." Shikamaru stated.
"Yepp, BOWLING!" Kisame screamed, running towards the door.
- Near the lanes -
"Sasuke, your up." Neji pointed out, as the raven haired boy stepped out to grab his bowling ball.
"Were are my balls?" He suspiciously asked, eyeing the Hyuuga and Naruto of course.
"In your pants." Itachi replied, stifling a laugh.
"I'm talking about my bowling balls."
"How many are missing?" Sasori asked, taking a big sip of his cola.
" 3."
"Why do you need 3?" Temari asked, as She rolled her neon green ball down the lane that was right next to the boys.
"Because, one for each roll and they are missing!"
"Oh! Here's one!" Sai exclaimed, handing Sasuke a ball that came back from the other side of the line.
"Stop touching my balls!" Sasuke yelled, grabbing everyones attention.
"Fine.." A fangirl gloomily replied, walking away.
Nah, just joking. Lol.
"I was being nice by giving it to you emo." Sai exclaimed, handing the emo prince his ball of misery.
"Very funny."
"Ahem, can we just get this over with?" Itachi asked, pointing towards the point screen.
"Fine, I will surpass you Itachi." Sasuke muttered, as he rolled the ball down the lane.
"OOo, Gutter ball." Sakura murmured, receiving a glare from the younger Uchiha.
"What were you saying before, foolish little brother?" Itachi teased.
"Shut up."
"Hey! This is getting boring." Tenten exclaimed, sitting down on the chairs.
"Yeah, I know." Sasori replied.
"What do you guys want to do?" Hinata asked, sitting back to enjoy to cool breeze of the ceiling fan.
"Hmm, Itachi, do you want to go to the arcade?" Kisame questioned, waiting for his reply.
"Sure. But I will beat you all in laser tag!" He yelled, getting to his feet.
"Uh huh, sure, us girls will beat you guys!" Ayama shouted back, having Itachi look at her.
"Is that a challenge?"
"Maybe."
"Fine, I accept, winning team decides what we do next." Itachi bargained sticking his hand out to shake.
"Deal." Ayama accepted, shaking his hand in return.
"Oh no." Sakura muttered, having them look towards her.
"What?" Ino asked, waiting for our pink haired friend to answer.
Sakura pointed towards the boys lane and to everyone's surprise something big was going down.
"SO IT WAS YOU!" Sasuke yelled, grabbing a guy by his shirt.
