So I had a few people tell me to continue the origional one shot and after reading it over I decided that the funny one shot could turn into a relitively funny story. So here's chapter two.

Chapter Two

Gibbs POV

Ducky just head slapped me and it hurt. Damn it hurt too. "What was that for Duck?" I asked him rubbing my head.

"You had intercourse with Ziva just to make your phony marrige more convincing!" he fumed.

"Yeah" I said and cringed expecting him to head slap me again.

"And you let him do that Ziva!"

"Yeah well... Uh... I really want a child Ducky and well..."

"Don't finish that sentence!"

"But Ducky!" we both said before Abby ran in.

Ziva POV

"Ziva! You alright? Nothings wrong with the baby right?"

"No Abby it is alright to be sick like that is normal. I beleive its called morning illness"

"Sickness" Gibbs said.

"I thought! So you are alright! Ok good because I thought something was wrong with you and I can't lose you after I just got you!"

"Shh..." I said and cut off her rambling with a short kiss.

"You sure?"

"I am positive" I whispered to her and then looked at Ducky only to see him staring with his eyes nearly bugging out of his head. "Ummm, Ducky?"

"Oh yeah Duck she feels the same way I do about her!" Abby chattered.

"Its just you're in autopsy Abbigal"

"Oh yeah right..." she said trailing off and looking around, then Gibbs grabbed her arm and dragged her out of the room. Once he was gone I looked at Ducky waiting for him to say something, but he just looked at me for a bit.

"I am going to leave now Ducky" I said before running out the doors only to run into the wall that was the chest of one, Anthony Dinozzo. "Oww" I said stepping back. "What are you doing Tony?" I snapped at him.

"Looking for you and Gibbs we..."

"Grab your gear" Gibbs said walking past us to the elevator and cutting Tony off.

"Have a case" Tony finished as we stepped into the elevator before the doors shut.

The case was at a National Forest and as soon as we got there Gibbs was ordering us to do stuff. "DiNozzo Bag and Tag and get the LEO's out of my case! Mcgee Photos! Ziva interveiws!" he snapped then took a sip of his coffee.

"Ummm... Boss I normally do photos while Ziva Bag and Tags, while Mcgee does interveiws" Tony said and Gibbs glared.

"Yeah and this is what I want you to do" Gibbs slapped him while saying that and he hit him pretty hard. The last thing I saw of Tonys front before he hit the mud was a slight openning of his mouth. He stood up from the mud and I laughed really hard only to get pushed into the mud, but landed on my back thankfully. Then we both grabbed Mcgee and he landed on his back, but hit a deep spot and got his front covered as well. By the time we stood up Ducky was on scene and was looking on with a smile on his face.

"You guys better hurry up I got to get the body back and the autopsy started soon, its getting cloudy" he said. Then we all started moving fast so that we could get evidence before it rained. Again.

We got everything in the truck just before the down pour started. So by the time we got back to NCIS we weren't only covered in mud, but dripping the mud on the floor. We took the elevator up to our floor and had just walked off the elevator when Jenny started to laugh hysterically. In return we all hugged her, "No!" she screamed and laughed at the same time. We go the attention of the rest of the floor when we weren't paying attention to the amount of noise we were making; once we looked around and noticed all the stares we were getting we stopped and headed off to our respected area of the squadroom.

I grabbed my extra clothes out of my desk and headed down to Abby's lab to change and to see that she got the evidence. Once I had grabbed the box of evidence off Gibbs desk I walked to the back elevator. I ran into Palmer on my way to Abby and he seemed even more nervous than normal. "Whats up Palmer?" I asked.

"Nothing Gibbs walked into Autopsy."

"He always does"

"Yeah but he was just a bit angry"

"He was laughing at us when we were hugging Jenny"

"He kicked me out of the lab with this peice of hair and then locked the door behind me"

"Hmmm... I wonder why? I am going to have to talk to him later" I said and we got off the elevator. We hit a wall of music and Palmer yelled for Abby while I turned the music down.

"Hey!" she yelled at least until she saw me. "Zi your all wet and muddy"

"The scene was a vertual mud pit and then we caught the down pour"

"You could get sick!"

"I'm going to change in your back room" I set the box of evidence down and walked to the back room.

APOV

"So Abby do you know why Gibbs is angry by any chance?"

"No I don't I didn't realize he was angry to begin with"

"He is and I would really like to be able to go back down to autopsy"

"Hmmmm... I don't know maybe he was just a little annoyed by what he saw at the crime scene or something"

"Yeah maybe" Palmer said just as Gibbs walked into the lab telling him to get out. "Gibbs that wasn't nice" I said just as Ziva came into the room asking for help zippering the back of her top. It was cute; a red tank top with a black zipper going up the back.

"Sure Ziv" Gibbs said helping her then he turned back to me. "I want this case solved yesterday."

"Why?"

"I have a bad feeling thats all."

"Oh" me and Ziva said. Then I got to work telling Ziva that I would send her the evidence analysis when I could.