AN: Yeah, I know I've been gone for over a month, because of various reasons. But I am back in action, and will try to update once a week. Anything else you get is extra, because I do have two other WIP's.

On another note: In case some of you haven't noticed, FF is now allowing book cover art and such, and I cannot draw worth crap. So, if anyone would like to draw something for me, or make photoshop or WHATEVER, it would be greatly appreciated.

Warnings: Plottiness. Angst. Lots of that.

Chapter 9

Kurt woke up in the morning to Blaine gently carding through his hair, giving him a small smile. "Good morning sleepy head."

Blaine's breath caught as beautiful blue eyes turned sleepily up at him, peeping through his lashes. "Hi." Kurt whispered softly. "Blaine Warbler. I like it. Could I call you that?"

Blaine chuckled under his breath before agreeing. "I'm sure no one would find that suspicious." He nipped Kurt's nose, before a thought came to him. "Hey, will you still be working at Ella's? Or is the new contract thing you signed an exclusive thing?"

Kurt visibly tensed; he couldn't talk about illegal activity with a super hero, even if the hero happened to be dating him. "I, uh. Don't actually know…" he grinned bashfully, making Blaine cuddle him tighter. "Sebastian said he would work out the details with me today, he just gave me too good a possibility to give up."

"Right, okay…" Blaine mused, wondering what his business partner could even come up with. "Is it private, or does it have to do with the company?"

"Oh that's right! You two work together! It's private, I think. A personal secretary of sorts."

"Well, as long as he doesn't like fucking the secretary, I can handle it."

"Blaine!" Kurt hissed, before realizing he should probably get ready for the day and send off Blaine to go save some small children or something. "Not that I don't just adore your inappropriate comments, but I really have to get to work, and don't you have a position as Lima's savior?"

"Right, yeah, okay." Blaine whispered, taking Kurt's chin and ravishing his mouth before resentfully releasing him. "You can get the rest tonight." Kurt shivered as Blaine quickly got his clothes together and reached the balcony, before coming back for one last kiss. "Goodbye, sweetheart."

Kurt grinned dopily after him before he looked down to the promise of a sleek black Limo, a man in a suit beckoning him to get inside. He was about to freak on what to wear when he decided that it didn't matter, Sebastian would probably make him change anyways. So he just grabbed his bag and walked down to the limo, getting in with trepidation.

"Hello, heart shaped." Sebastian said, smirking at the disheveled appearance. "Have a wonderful evening of love after we parted ways?"

Kurt colored immediately. "Uhm, yes. Something like that. What…what do you mean heart-shaped?"

"Oh, it's a thing I do. I call people by their fine ass-ets. Like, the Warbler is Bubble. Speaking of. I wanted to talk about my comment on not exactly legal. Now, you know the Warbler and the Meerkat. But you don't know the man behind the mask. I'll give you a hint. I'm one of them and I'm not the hero."

"I- wha- you're the Meerkat? Ohmygod this can't be happening." Kurt was freaking out. Only he would have the misfortune of getting picked to work for his boyfriend's arch nemesis. "But wait, aren't you-" Kurt abruptly stopped, because he just realized that he was a dumb ass who was about to tell Sebastian the Warbler's secret identity.

Sebastian, who already knew exactly what Kurt wanted to say, smiled into his lap before innocently cocking his eyebrow. "Aren't I what? Charming? Good-looking? Filthy rich?"

"Morally outstanding citizen, actually. But now that you mention it, that last part too."

"We both know I'm not morally outstanding. And I don't steal and scheme for the money, I do it for fun. And by the end of the month, you'll be doing the same."

"I'll be..what…no."

"You won't be directly hurting anyone, I'll make sure ahead of time that it's really just spy work or finishing touches for appearances sake. You're nickname will be Porcelain, and I have white with black trimming suit to go along with it, and a mask. But if you don't agree, after signing the contract, then I'll move your father to the bottom of the list, and possibly mess with his meds. And if you try to warn him, and he stops completely, he could lose his health."

"I- I just-" Kurt was mentally shutting down. This was so so so much worse than what Blaine had done, and there were so many more complications if he didn't reply. Why did he never think these things through?

"I hate to break it to you, lovely, but if you take more than one minute to say, exactly, ' I will be Porcelain and I will help you hurt the Warbler, and in exchange my father will get a new shiny heart.' I will add on 3 months. Don't worry, your father will still get his heart, but if you stray I'll make sure that your father gets hit by a bus, or someone murders him in his shop. I promise." Sebastian was grinning maliciously at him, and Kurt could see the evil in his eyes. He would do it, zero seconds flat.

Kurt stuttered, fear making his pupils dilate to the point where he thought he might pass out. He tried to will himself to stay awake, because fainting would be the worst possible plan right now. But he just couldn't. He felt the blackness creeping into him, and he felt the woosh before his world faded.

Sebastian grinned as he watched the boy fall forward. He had been speculating how he could fairly get more months out of him. Well, as fair as Sebastian got. He grinned when Kurt was still out cold upon entering the manor, before whisking him downstairs. He placed Kurt in the floor of a room, giving specific directions as to the other articles he wanted available upon Kurt's return to consciousness, giving the boy a slight sedative to ensure that the dramatic words would be there in full when he awoke. Sebastian chuckled as he went to the other room to wait. He loved torturing innocents with their own demise.

Kurt slowly woke up, feeling his limbs sluggishly start to respond. He looked left and right at the two doors awaiting him, his stomach lurching when he noticed the signs. To the right, where his own clothes, ones Sebastian must have taken from his apartment, since he was still in his bed time sweats. Above the door was the looming and over dramatic title- "Your father's certain and speeded demise."

Kurt flinched at the door, and whipped his head quickly around to the other one. "Your father's salvation." Beneath were the Porcelain suit and a new contract. Kurt read it with dread, noticing the changes.

A few obvious things popped out at him, like the fact that his father would not only get bumped up, but would get full checkups on every vital organ imaginable at least once every six months, in addition to a larger pay check due to much more business, because Sebastian would make him the only car maintenance worker approved by Andersmythe Industries, and they had numerous company cars.

But in exchange, Kurt must assume the role of Porcelain indefinitely, and he must do everything, besides sexual favors, which Kurt laughed at the irony of, that Sebastian asked of him. There was also a clause that said that he didn't have to kill anyone, or seriously injure those he did not feel deserved it.

All in all, Kurt mused, it wasn't as bad as he supposed it could be, and he was being completely generous with his father. So he signed the new contract, before quickly slipping into the sturdy, expensive uniform and walking down the left hallway.

Sebastian smirked at him as he walked into the study. "Good decision, gorgeous. Now, I'm going to remind you of the contract before I tell you your first assignment."

Kurt nervously nodded his ascent, turning visibly pale.

"I know you and the Warbler are close. I want you to find out his identity."

And Kurt's world came crashing down.

AN: Well…that's it for today, lovelies. I would like to tell everyone that reviews, much more so than story alerts and favorites, motivate me much more quickly to write a new chapter. So if you want one before next Tuesday, REVIEW!