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Chapter 4
Secret Envoy from Uzushio, Jiyuu, and Awakening.
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Previously,
Hokage's Office,
Konohagakure no Sato
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Tsunade's eyes widen at this, it had only been a few hours since she became Hokage, and already, THREE of her ANBU were attacked. She was about to question the Jonin further, but just now realized he was out cold. Sighing in annoyance, Tsunade knew that her time as Hokage was about to get VERY complicated.
'Sigh, how can it more complicated than this?' Tsunade wondered as there was another knock on the door.
Now
"Enter!" Tsunade shouted and the door opened to reveal a man that looked to be around her own age with shoulder length burning red hair and amethyst coloured eyes, what caught Tsunade's attention though, was his outfit and hai-ate, he was wearing a standard Uzushio jonin outfit with blue pants with amber orange stripes on the sides, ANBU styled sandals, a dark blue muscle shirt, a black flack jacket and the Uzushio hai-ate, which had a red clothe, of a whirlpool-nin, she also took notice of the O-katana strapped to his back, "You're a..."
The man nodded "Yes, I am a shinobi of Uzushio Hokage-sama," he stated "My name is Daisuke Uzumaki, and I am looking for daughters son."
Tsunade's widened at that, and her jaw dropped, from what Kushina told her, she had'nt heard from her father since she came to Konoha to become the next Jinchuuriki for the Kyuubi no Kitsune, when her Grandmother Mito was growing old and weak from old age. When she heard Uzushio was destroyed by unknown forces, Kushina, who was a Chunin at the time, thought both of her parents were killed when the village was destroyed.
Getting over her shock she looked at the man who claimed to be Kushina's father, and Naruto's Grandfather.
"H-how," Tsunade questioned in awe "How did you survive, no one living was found."
Daisuke sighed as he sat down "I am ashamed to admit it," He started "But I was not present in Uzushiogakure during the fighting, the Uzukage had ordered me and several squads to survive and flee the village with as many civilians as we could, he ordered us to hide in the Sanctuary, a hidden refuge of Uzushio that can fully support itself and is virtually invulnerable to attack, for 10 years, so we waited, when we finally came out we had no knowledge of what had been happening, so we sent out scouts to collect information discreetly, and when we learned of the Kyuubi attack and the deaths of Kushina and Minato, and not to mention the abuse of their son..."
Tsunade nodded in understanding "I can understand you wanting to get your grandson back Daisuke-san," Tsunade said sighing "Unfortunately we can't give him to you."
Daisuke's eyes flashed dangerously as he growled "You can't," He asked as he emitted a slight KI "Why can't you?"
Tsunade closed her eyes "We have no clue as to where he is." She admitted "A few days(?) ago Naruto was attacked by a mob of villagers while the civilian council tied down Sarutobi-sensei who was the Hokage at the time, by the time he had finally gotten there Naruto was gone and the civilians slaughtered, later that day a white robed man showed up and handed him a note saying they had Naruto and will protect him, and that sensei needed to clean house, or they will, so sensei cleaned house, the civilian council has been reduced to one man, Leonardo De Vinci, a sensible man who help take care of Naruto, we believe that the group who has taken Naruto was the Shadow Alliance."
Daisuke eyes widened a little at that, then he started chuckling, which then turned to full blown laughter. Tsunade was confused by this, and decided to ask why.
"What's so funny about that?" she asked as Daisuke calmed himself down, but the smile never left his face.
"I guess I owe you another, Ezio-san" he said as he looked at a shadowed corner.
Tsunade gasped as an attractive man looking to be in his late twenties with brown hair and eyes and a small scar on his mouth, his outfit was comprised of blackish-grey robes with an over the shoulder red cape and had a longsword strapped to his waist along with a leaf shaped dagger, 16 visible throwing knives across his chest and various pouches holding various items "Hello Tsunade Senju," The man said in greeting as he stepped out "My name is Ezio Auditore da Firenze, and I am the current Grandmaster of the Brotherhood of Assassins, otherwise known as the Shadow Alliance."
Tsunade's faces changed through several different colors as she processed this information much to the amusement to the two men, Tsunade finally settled for reaching into her desk, pulling out a bottle of sake and downing the whole thing in a single go "I guess we have much to talk about then don't we, Ezio-san, Daisuke-san." Tsunade grumbled as she thought of all the paperwork this could cause.
The two men men chuckled at the Last Senju as Ezio sat down on another chair.
"Indeed we do. Most of which must remain between us, and away from prying eyes," he said as he looked at the walls and then back to Tsunade, who nodded her head and gave a wave of her hand that dismissed the hidden ANBU and then going through seals and activating the Privacy Jutsu. Once she gave a look over to make sure no one was around, she nodded and looked at the two men in front of her and gestured them to explain.
"Now one of the things I'm about to tell you Madonna Tsunade, as well as you Messere Daisuke is the true fate of the Second Jinchuuriki of the Kyuubi no Kitsune," he said as the two elders looked at him with wide eyes.
"Kushina-chan?" They both asked in surprise as Ezio nodded.
"Madonna Kushina did not die like many believed, she was close to dying when we found her, but we were able to stabilize her," Ezio explained calmly "However, she has been in a coma ever since and has currently showed no signs of awakening."
"My daughter, is alive." Daisuke breathed in shock as tears ran down his face "I can't believe it, how did she survive, no one has survived a Bijuu being forcibly ripped from their bodies."
Ezio shrugged "Madonna Kushina is a very stubborn woman," He stated "I believe she probably beat the Shinigami down until he allowed her to return to her body."
The older pair chuckled lightly "That sounds like Kushina-chan." Tsunade said reminiscing.
" The other why I'm here with Messere Daisuke, Madonna Tsunade, is because Uzushio is being rebuilt, and it has been for the last five years," Ezio told Tsunade and her eyes, again, widened.
"What? For what reason? I assume that the survivors will come to Konoha, but, I guess after hearing about how this village treated Naruto, I can undertand why, but, what other reason do you have to rebuild Uzushio?" Tsunade asked them both.
"It was built by the survivors as a way of saying thanks for saving them from the battle," Daisuke explained automatically "We had also accepted survivors of the bloodline purges into our village as a safe haven for them where they can live their lives without worry of being kill for simply being different."
Tsunade nodded in understanding "Do you need aid from Konoha?" She asked curiously willing to help her former student's homeland.
"Not right now, no," Daisuke said as he looked at her with a serious look, "You still have those idiots running loose in the streets, and the Uchiha and the Elders, including Danzo can still pose a threat," Daisuke concluded, as Tsunade sighed at this.
"Yes, I know, the Uchiha are planning a Coupe De'tat with the help of almost all the former civilian council, with the exception of two, on their side, and when I arrested Danzo for treason, he somehow escaped and his Ne ANBU attacked three ANBU loyal to me, two of whom which are your daughter's students. Yugao Uzuki, and Komachi Gurin. Luckily they were saved by one of the Yondaime's students and Jonin Kakashi Hatake, and two others, D.J. and Tom Johnston. Also involved were members of your group, Ezio-san, along with a undercover ANBU who was posing as my Sensei's secretary. One of the Ne was captured while the rest were killed," Tsunade told and Ezio hand had his thumb and fore finger under his chin in thought.
"What of the one captured?" Ezio asked "I can have my interrogation expert here in a heartbeat."
Tsunade smirked evilly making the two men shiver "Don't worry, Team Akuma was taught by the best interrogation expert to live," She explained as the two men paled "The Hell Chef."
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Ichiraku's Ramen
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Teuchi Ichiraku, A.K.A the Hell Chef, the most feared T&I specialist ever to live sneezed his shinobi reflexes pulling away the bowl of Ramen he was holding just in time for it not to get slobber all over it.
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Hokage's Office,
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"Team Akuma?" Ezio asked in shock "You mean Madonna Yuuka's team? Oh dear god, the poor poor survivor."
"They can't be that bad can they?" Daisuke asked in disbelief.
Tsunade snorted "Take Kushina-chan and Mito-Obaa-san during that time of the month add them together and multiply by 1000 and you are still not close to how bat shit crazy they are."
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Random Street in Konoha
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D.J. sneezes loud inside making some of the take a stand back.
"Awww, dammit! Now I have to get a new mask!"
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I & T Room
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Tom sneezes on the captured Ne operative covering him in slobber.
"Whoa! You okay there? Sounds like you caught a cold," asked Anko Mitarashi, as Tom waved his hand in a 'nevermind' gesture
"It's fine, *sniff* somebodies probably talking about me behind my back!"
Anko then smirked evilly as she thought of a way to get back after he ate her dango, by accident of course.
"You know, just in case, I got a remedy that might help," she inquired the smirk never leaving her face. Tom looked at her warily.
"Huh? remedy?" he asked, and then Anko pulled a tray out of nowhere that a small box of cold medicine, and a glass of water. Tom squinted his eyes as he looked the brand name on the box, and he reached the expiration date, his eyes widened incuriously.
"Are you nuts? This stuff expired ten years ago!" he yelled finally thinking that Anko gone loopy, not like he was one to talk.
"It's aged well like a good ol' brand of Sake," Anko chirped.
"Let's have our prisoner try it first shall we?" Tom asked turning to said prisoner who whimpered at the grin on his face, let's just say, Madara had nothing on Tom.
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Hokage's Office,
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"I see," Daisuke murmured slightly paled remembering his Aunt Mito and Kushina during that time of the month.
Ezio on the other hand remained silent as he started remembering the stories Yuuka told of her teammates "No wonder I had black spots in my memory," He said his eye twitching "Even just in word they are truly a group to be fear."
Tsunade sighed "Try being in charge of them." She countered pulling out another bottle of sake.
Daisuke sighed at that, thanking Kami they did'nt have such crazy shinobi back at Uzushio. Ezio then cleared his throat, getting back to the main topic at hand.
"Also, Lady Tsunade, we also want you to give Naruto his inheritance when he returns from his training," he told and said Slug Sannin quirked an eyebrow at that.
"You mean the Hiraishin?" Tsunade asked curiously "I was going to anyways since he would probably end up becoming a genin in the village anyways, right Ezio-san?"
Ezio only smirked "Of course, although he and little Hinata will be incognito when they enter the Academy. I'll tell you their cover names when they enter," he said as Tsunade nodded at that, it was safer that way.
"Arigatou, and please, both of you take care of them until Kushina-chan wakes up," she asked them and they nodded.
"Well Ezio-san, we should get going, I have to tell Yukino that our shojo(1) is still alive, and if possible, to go see her and our mago(2)," he told Ezio who nodded in understanding.
"That is acceptable, are you both here in Konoha?" Ezio asked to which Daisuke nodded "I'll have a friend guide you to our base," standing Ezio bowed "Until we meet again."
Ezio walked back into the shadows as his presence simply faded from the room leaving through some obscure means, Daisuke sighed as he stood up "We will speak again Tsunade-san," He said "I will speak favourably with the Uzukage on an alliance with Konoha."
"Thank you Daisuke-san," Tsunade said gratefully "Konoha will welcome the alliance with open arms."
Daisuke grinned and then bowed as he left to fetch his wife so they can go see his daughter and grandson.
It will be a big shock to the once lonely Uzumaki-Namikaze.
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Meanwhile,
At a secret training ground
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Naruto was beat, no scratch that, he was down right exhausted! His sensei/father figure had run him into the ground during his training for the past SIX hours! And now he was laying down by a pond while Ryu went to go get some food for them. During his wait he was being watched.
Two pairs of eyes watched him, one was a pair of Lavender pupiless eyes and the other was watching both of the Humans with interest. Hinata shyly peeked around the corner looking at her crush nervously, she had, after major cajoling from Yuuka she had changed her clothes to a white robe with a red trim, the robe itself hugged her body making her blush as imagined herself in a couple of years wearing it, under the robe she wore a black skin tight sleeveless bodysuit and a chain mesh shirt under it for added protection. She wanted to talk to Naruto, but...
"Why don't you talk to him?" A deep voice asked curiously.
Startled, Hinata turned slowly around at the source of the voice, and she saw...a wolf about half the size of a horse, it's fur as white as fresh snow, with a grey x-scar pattern on it's chest. In a situation like this Hinata could only do one thing...
"KKYYAAAAAAAA!" she screamed at the top of her lungs, thus alerting Naruto.
Looking up startled Naruto dashed to where a pretty girl about his age with pupiless lavender eyes and wearing a white robe fell out backwards, looking up to where she was look he froze at the sight of the massive wolf who chuckled "Sorry, sorry," The wolf apologized smirking "I forgot that I can be rather frightening."
"Huh?" Naruto responded looking between the two "Hey don't I know you from somewhere?" He asked Hinata curiously. Hinata realised she was next to her crush, and did the only she can think of...she fainted dead away.
It was then that it clicked as he remembered her as the girl who always followed him and Leonardo while they were walking the village during his lessons and whenever he got near her, she either stuttered or fainted right in front of him. As he took a closer look at her, he realized she was'nt wearing that big Eskimo jacket, and wearing a very feminine version of the Assassin's robes.
'She looks so pretty without that big jacket o- WAIT! No, bad Naruto, bad! No perverted thoughts!' he yelled to himself as he shook his of those thoughts and looked back at the intimidating wolf that was looking at the two of them with a wolf version of a grin.
"Who are you?" Naruto asked uncertainly as the wolf stepped forward.
"You may call me Jiyuu pup," the now named Jiyuu announced looking the boy over and sniffing both him and the girl "You are a Jinchuriki." It wasn't a question, just a statement of a fact.
Naruto nodded slowly alert for any hostility "And if I am?" He asked defiantly.
"Nothing," Jiyuu assured plopping himself down resting his head on his front paws "I merely stated a fact, you are a Jinchuriki, and since you smell of Konoha I would say you are the Jinchuriki of the Kyuubi no Kitsune, it surprised me when she attacked Konoha without a reason."
Naruto was shocked by this information.
"The Kyuubi is a girl!" he half asked, half yelled. Jiyuu winced as he put his paws over his ears due to how loud Naruto's shout was.
"Yes pup, of course she's a girl! In fact, most legendary Kitsune ARE female after all!" the wolf said as he looked at Naruto with his brownish-yellow eyes. Naruto's jaw was on the ground at that, but what Jiyuu said confused him.
"What do you mean she attacked Konoha without a reason?" he asked as he tilted his head in confusion, much like how a fox does it.
Jiyuu snorted "Simple pup, humans are largely misguided and misinformed about the Bijuu," He stated "The Bijuu really do not concern themselves with humans, in fact they often mingle with them in human form, that was how Kekkai Genkais were developed actually when humans were impregnated by a Bijuu, the Kyuubi herself actually will occasionally go through a 'life' as a human taking a lover and 'aging' with them." Naruto's eyes bugged out at this. Now this oversized sized wolf was telling him that the Bijuu were the ones to give them Kekkei Genkai, but Kyuubi also had children with humans.
"Okay, that's a little wierd," Naruto said as Jiyuu shifted in his position. Then his ears perked up all of a sudden and he grinned.
"Aren't you coming out to say hello...Ryu?" Jiyuu said turning his head as Ryu appeared carrying some boxed lunches "It's not nice to eavesdrop you know."
"Forgive me Jiyuu-dono," Ryu apologized bowing his head "But I was curious as to how they would react to you."
Jiyuu snorted "Better than you did when we met," He teased "I had no clue pups could jump that high while pissing their pants."
Ryu face became red in embarassment under his mask. "Hey! You said would'nt tell!"
Jiyuu laughed, while Ryu's face got even redder, which he was thankful he had his mask on. Naruto too, had to hold in his laughs, lest he get on his sensei's bad side. Then a thought came to the blonde's mind.
"I'm just wondering, how can you talk?" Naruto asked him, and Jiyuu looked at him after he stopped laughing.
"That's simple pup, I'm an offspring of a Wolf summon," he told the whiskered blonde
"That's simple pup, I'm an offspring of a Wolf summon," he told the whiskered blonde "My father had a dalliance with a regular wolf and I was born, after a while I left my pack due to them fearing me for my heritage."
"A lot like I was." Naruto whispered looking down.
"Pup, look into my eyes." Jiyuu ordered as Naruto looked up and locked eyes with Naruto. It was quiet for awhile as Jiyuu and Naruto locked eyes. Jiyuu, seeing the pain, prejudice, hatred, and loneliness he had to go through, while still retaining his sanity, spirit, and indominitable will was a feat only few could achieve. After another few minutes, Jiyuu smiled, "Congradulations pup, you pass,"
Naruto blinked in surprise breaking out of his trance "Pass what?" He asked in confusion "I didn't even realize I was being tested."
Jiyuu chuckled "It's simple boy, you passed by familiar test," He announced "Essentially I am your partner as you are mine, we will gain a bond with each other that the Inuzuka themselves could never achieve."
"Congrats Naruto," Ryu said sitting next to them "Many have tried to pass is test only to fail before they even started."
Naruto blinked and looked at Jiyuu, and he nodded, "It's true, very few, extra emphasis on the very few, have ever passed my test. So far you are the fourth person in 10 years to pass my test,"
"Really? Who was the one before me?" Naruto asked curiously looking at his new partner.
"The Kyuubi Jinchuriki." Jiyuu said with hooded eyes "Your Mother Kushina Uzumaki."
"EEHH!" Naruto shouted in shock "Kaa-san was your last partner? Seriously?"
Jiyuu and Ryu laughed at the shocked look on the boy's face "It is a small world after all." Ryu quoted grinning under his mask.
Naruto just had that flabbergasted look as he shouted in his mind, 'What's next? Kaa-san's gonna wake up, right now?'
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Meanwhile, in Kushina's Recovery Room
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The only occupant, a redhaired woman in her late twenties seemed to twitch slightly as her heart rate monitor suddenly picked up in speed, the woman twitched again at the noise and her eyes slowly opened revealing amethyst coloured eyes 'I am, alive?' the woman thought wincing at the light in the room 'How?'
She looked at her surroundings, all the while confused as to how she was still alive.
'Okay Kushina, back up, you were giving birth, Kyuubi was trying her best not to break out, Naruto was born, that masked man came and...and..' It was then her eyes widened in fright as her memories of that night came back to her.
'Oh Kami, Naruto! Where's my baby! Naruto!' she started to get frantic as she looked around.
Seeing nothing in the immediate area she could feel something clench at her heart, bringing her legs of the railing she tried to stand up only to fall face first towards the ground "KYA!" She shouted in fear clenching her eyes shut only for a pair of arms to grab her before hitting the ground, her eyes snapping open she looked up to see a shocked Kasumi holding her up "K-Kasumi-chan?"
"I-I don't believe it, you're awake, Kushina-chan!" Kasumi shouted squeezing her friend tightly "I can't believe it!"
Kushina started to turn blue at her friend's tight hug, "Gah! Kasumi-chan! Can't breathe!" she gasped out and Kasumi realized she was squeezing her to death and let her go.
"Ooops! Hehehehe, sorry Kushina-chan!" She laughed nervously as she rubbing the back of her head. Kushina after getting her breathe went back to the topic at hand.
"Kasumi! Where's Naruto? Where's my sochi?" she asked in a worried tone. Kasumi decided to elate her fears.
"It's okay Kushina-chan! He's alright and he's with Ryu. You've been in a coma for six years," she told her and Kushina's eyes widened at that.
"S-six years, I've been in a coma for six years?" She asked "Minato-kun, is Minato-kun alright?"
Kasumi ducked her head slightly "After Madara unsealed the Kyuubi from you he and Minato-san had a fight before Minato-san used the Shiki Fuin to reseal the Kyuubi inside of Naruto-kun," Kasumi explained "He didn't survive."
Kushina gasped as tears welled up in her eyes "Minato-kun." She sobbed out burying her face into Kasumi's chest sobbing her heart out "M-My Sochi is alright though, right?"
Kasumi hesitated wondering if she should tell the truth, but a glare silenced any lie on Kasumi's lips "The Villagers hated him," She admitted "They thought he was the Kyuubi, Sarutobi-san did his best, but with the corrupt council... we had to step in."
The temprature dropped and Kasumi felt KI stronger than any she felt, as Kushina gave off a red aura.
"What...did they do...to my...SOCHI?" Kushina's voice was low and had a demonic tone that could scare the shit out of Orochimaru.
Kasumi gulped as she knew she wasn't going to like what the Village, especially the former Civilian Council, did to her and Minato's son. "W-well...you see..." She began hesitantly looking around for an escape only for a glow coming out of Kushina's shadowed eyes to stop her dead in her tracks". Please Don't hurt me."
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Meanwhile, with Naruto, Ryu, and Jiyuu, and a still unconciuss Hinata
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The three were having lunch, with Jiyuu telling stories of how he met Kushina, and Naruto liking it, knowing that his mother was a cool Kunoichi. Jiyuu suddenly froze in the middle of one of his story's his eyes bulging as he seemed to pale "THEY WHAT!" Echoed throughout the entire Elemental Countries.
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Uchiha Household
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Itachi Uchiha froze in the middle of one of his 'Trick' Shots while showing off to his little brother Sasuke landing Hard on the ground "S-s-s-s-s-sensei?" He stuttered out his face a mixture of happiness and fear.
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With Yugao, Rin, Komachi and Kakashi
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"Wasn't that?" Yugao asked her tea slipping from her numb fingers.
"Kushina-sensei?" Komachi continued.
Kakashi meanwhile let his book drop from his hand as a look of blank shock came over him, and Rin, not one to let go of an opportunity, pulled down Kakashi's mask making the women blush bright red.
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With Daisuke & Yukino Uzumaki
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The parents/grandparents of Kushina and Naruto Uzumaki freeze along with their guide. Yukino had vibrant waist length red hair, Amethyst eyes, and a dancer's build and at her height of 5' 7" and despite being in her fifties, she still looks to be in her twenties and is still a Kunoichi, her outfit being a sleeveless scarlet red battle kimono with a fishnet shirt underneath, biker Kunoichi sandals, and a red clothed Uzushio Hitai-ate. She and her husband recognize that yell anywhere. It was their Kushina, and she sounded PISSED!
"Oh my!" Yukino gasped out with her hand to her mouth, Daisuke was grinning like a madman as he knew someone was in deep trouble.
The guide, a man looking to be about nineteen swore violently "I hope Itachi-teme is hidden away, cause Kushina-san sounds like she's on a rampage." He said wistfully.
"Sigh, our daughter certainly has inherited the Uzumaki rage..." Daisuke said sweat dropping.
"What was that dear?" Yukino said giving a sweet smile... OF DOOM!
"N-nothing honey." Daisuke replied glaring at the guide whose cough sounded suspiciously like 'whipped'.
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Back with Naruto, Ryu, Jiyuu, and a now Awoken Hinata
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"Oh crap," Jiyuu swore as he had seen Kushina in a rage before, and it was not pretty. Sadistic he may be at times, he can be scared shitless of Kushina.
"What is it Jiyuu?" Naruto asked not knowing what hell has been unleashed.
"Good news for you, horrible news for us," Jiyuu announced "Kushina is awake."
Naruto's jaw dropped as Ryu seemed to develop a full body twitch "Kaa-san is awake!" Naruto shouted in excitement shooting to his feet "Ryu-sensei which way is the way to Kaa-san's room?"
Jiyuu chuckled nervously at Ryu's twitching "I'll take you," He announced rising to his feet "Help me get the girl onto my back."
Hinata blushed up a storm at that as she walk to the side of Jiyuu and Naruto gave her a boost up on top of his back. Then Naruto hopped on next and Jiyuu took off leaving Ryu who was having a nervous breakdown.
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Meanwhile
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(A/N: Please note that this part of the chapter is for comedy purposes. Thank you, and enjoy the show!)
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"RUUUNNN!" shouted a screaming Assassin as he and two others were running through the halls, trying to get away from the terror, that is a very, VERY, PISSED off mother.
"Holy crap! Where is she!"
"I DON'T WANNA DIE!"
A hand suddenly shot out of the wall grabbing the one who doesn't want to die knocking him into said wall before said wall was kicked into the opposite wall with the poor assassin in between.
"OH SHIT!" Another assassin shouted attempting to run away from the red headed women with her waist length hair flying out behind looking like nine tails.
A brave quartet of Assassins stepped forward in a brave attempt to subdue the mother "I can't believe I'm doing this!" One of the men wearing pure red robes shouted with a thick accent as he tried in vain to hit Kushina "I've never hit a girl in my life!"
"Yeah I noticed!" Another wearing orange robes retorted before the red robed one was thrown into his ball sack "Oh God!"
Then the woman rammed into them breaking through two walls and into a training hall scaring the living daylights out of the people there. The one who sandwitched between the two walls , who was wearing maroon robes, miraclously moves out from between the two walls and staggers for awhile. After regaining his focus, he sees the holes in the walls.
"Ah forget this! I need a bigger weapon!" He concluded as he rushed off to find a bigger weapon.
Meanwhile the red robed one and orange robed one while valiantly getting up each time continually got bowled over by the enraged red head "OMPH!" was all that was heard from Orange as the women nailed him in the nuts, for the fifth time "Why me?"
"Hey sweet cheeks!" A voice shouted as the women ducked an explosive kunai, turning as the red aura around her seemed to increase she faced a teal coloured robed man wielding a sword "Come get some!"
The woman began to stalk toward him and then got into a fighting stance as she and the teal one circled each other, while the Maroon was climbing on some crates with what looks like a hand cannon.
"Oh God, please don't let her see me." he begged as he got into position. Then, just when he was about to get ready a metal crate fell from a crane and landed between the woman and Teal Assassin.
"Wha?" asked the teal one in confusion as the woman jumped back in suprise and turned her head to a control booth with a Assassin in blue robes was manning the controls.
"Yes! I saved you!" the blue Assassin yelled in happiness, "Oh wait, I saved you" but then realized he messed up.
"Caboose you idiot!" Shouted the Teal one "You messed up my plan with Simmons where he'll attack her while I distract her."
"You ratted me out you bastard!" Simmons shouted in panic as he fired the hand cannon at the women only for her to use the bullet from the cannon as a springboard launching herself up at her "The Hell?"
Slamming into Simmons the women threw him at the red coloured one before plating her foot into Orange's sack, again, lifting him into the air before slamming her fist into his solar plexus cracking the ground beneath him as he impacted it.
"Whoa that was awesome!" Teal shouted as he jumped back into the fray swinging his sword randomly "Swish! Dammit! Swish! The Hell! Stab! Oh C'mon!"
But every attempt was thwarted as she either blocked, or dodged the attacks, and return one of her own with a punch or kick. She the man's wrist, twisted making him release the sword. Then placed a front kick to his face making him skid back.
"Did you see that?" Orange asked as Teal slid by.
"How could I miss it!" Simmons retorted.
"Hey Simmons!" Red shouted in sudden realization "Isn't that one of them homing cannon type models."
"Holy shit it is! Simmons realized "Keep her busy while I lock on!"
Before they could however the Red head leapt on Teal, and proceeded to punch the living daylights out of him.
"OW! Right in the mouth, huh? I didn't know you were a sitter!" Teal joked only to receive an even harder punch to the balls
"Simmons, lock on and fire!" Red ordered.
"Yes sir," Simmons ducked around the corner and aimed at the red head and a beeping could be heard as the cannon locked on to her chakra pattern, the woman looked up and spotted them just as the cannon locked on "Eat this!"
The projectile then proceeded to follow her as she performed some acrobats, and then turned straight toward THEM.
"Are you fucking kidding me? RRUUNN!" Teal shouted as he bumped into Simmons who in turn swung his hand cannon and whacked Red across the face. They staggered for a moment and that was just enough time for the Red head to punch them in one go.
Orange froze as Red head sprinted towards him a full tilt before sliding between his spread open leg "Oh god not like this!" Orange shouted covering his balls only for the cannon to go straight through his legs, turning his' eyes widened as he saw the red head vanish in a swirl of leaves just before the projectile impacted a crate of explosive tags and medical supplies.
"FucK!" shouted Orange as he tried to get away from the explosion bumping into Simmons along, but he wasn't fast as a barrel of explosive tags rockets under him and lifts off the ground along with the others, just as the Red head appeared in a swirl of leaves. Three of the poor landed on the ground and begin to groan in pain. Red head then moved over to a cement and moved it a specific. When it was placed there, a scream was heard, as Orange landed on the cement block with his nuts.
"Why don't you just... kill me?" grunted Orange in pain as he fell, and the Red head started to walk away.
(End Agent Tex theme song. A/N: Again, please note this for making you laugh, and I will not do this again, ever, thank you.)
"Kushina?" A voice shouted out in shock, turning the woman faced Jiyuu who appeared with Naruto and Hinata on his back, looking around Jiyuu suddenly paled "Uhh, I, uhh, your son is right here."
"Sochi?" Kushina asked freezing mid step as her eyesight focused on the whiskered blond on top of Jiyuu.
"Kaa-san?" Naruto asked in shock not noticing the destruction around them "KAA-SAN!" Naruto shouted leaping off Jiyuu into her arms as they began to cry.
There was a collective 'Aww' from the gathered crowd, even those currently laying broken and battered on the ground.
It was in this moment, that Mother and child were finally reunited.
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Author's Post Word: And done! I hope you all enjoyed this chapter! Until next time, Kushina and Naruto are reunited with their remaining family members. Ja Ne!