Author's foreword: Hello Everyone! I'm glad to know that my last chapter was well recieved, and the numbers have almost doubled! I'm very happy that this fic has been seen in a positive light and can't wait to see more results. Now, onto the fun!

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Chapter 5

Grandparents, Raphael, and Busted ^^

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SA Hideout

Main Hallway

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'Well, I guess it's alright to say that it WAS Kushina we heard,' Thought Daisuke as he looked at the holes in the walls, craters in the floor, debris everywhere, and medics tending to Assassins who were all sporting major bruises and black eyes. There guide, Raphael Montero, an 18 year old from Spain and Ezio's apprentice, could only shake his hooded head at the damage. He was wearing a crimson with black trim Assassin's robes with a black shirt and pants, his is also wearing hardened leather spaulders, bracers, and greaves, and has a bandana around his lower face. If you see him without his hood on, you'll see dark Brown hair in a ponytail, and brown eyes. On his person he carries a Florentine Falchion sword, long knife, and dual hidden blade bracers. Also across his back a crossbow, as well as smoke bombs in a pouch on his belt and the same throwing knives belt bandolier, his teacher has. Raphael took another, and could'nt help but slightly fearful. He heard that Kushina Uzumaki was quite the woman to be feared, and he knew why, if she was capable of taking down a battalion of Soldier Class Assassin's imagine what she could do to the top Assassin classes. He shivered at the thought, he can be quite bit of a flirt at times, but he also had limits. The young Spaniard had only one thought about this...

'Dios Mio, I better watch myself when I'm around her. She'll probably kick my ass,' He thought especially when he saw his fellow flirting Teal colored Assassin being carried away looking particularly beaten, noting compared to the Orange colored one who Raphael heard the Medics mention his manhood would never work properly again 'Not to self Flirting with her could risk my life.'

Yukino couldn't help but smile as she surveyed the destruction that her daughter wreaked 'Yup, definitely Kushina-chan,' She mused 'Only an Uzumaki woman could do this much damage after waking from a coma.'

It was then the trio heard crying as they looked and saw the people they were looking for. Kushina and Naruto were both crying, but in happiness, as they embraced each other, neither thinking of letting go of the other. It was then a voice caught their attention.

"Kushina-chan?" the voice made Kushina's eyes widen in recognition of the voice.

'I-it can't be...' she turned her head, Naruto still in her arms and looked to see two she thought she'd never see again.

"Kaa-san, Tou-san?" She whispered in shock staring at the two, getting Naruto's attention "Y-you're alive?"

The pair nodded smiling as tears welled up in their eyes only to pale as they saw her get pissed "IF YOU WERE ALIVE THAN WHY DIDN'T YOU CONTACT ME!" She roared startling them "YOU NEVER TOLD ME YOU WERE ALIVE! DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH I GRIEVED? DO YOU?"

All around the complex Assassins were quickly leaving carrying any injured allies afraid to be in the warpath of the Red-Hot Blooded Habanero. "Please get me outta here!" Shouted the Orange robed assassin as the Red robed Assassin ran past with Simmons.

"EVERY MAN FOR HIMSELF!" Simmons shouted in fright as he followed Red.

"Kushina-chan...please...we were isolated from the outside world for ten years after Uzushio was attacked, and we had no way of contacting you lest the remnants of our village be wiped out" Yukino explained, pleading as tears threatened to spill from her eyes, this time with hurt.

Kushina bit her lip as she tried to be angry at her parents "I thought you had died..." She whispered hoarsely "I cried for days..."

Naruto Looked up at his mother and back over to the two she called mother and father "U-umm, does that mean you are my Jiji and Obaa-san?" He asked hesitantly.

Kushina looked down at her son and smiled through her tears "Yes Sochi, they are." She confirmed before looking up at her parents with a smile.

The two walked forward and embraced the pair as all the female Assassins in the room went "Awww."

"Uuummm, as good as this sounds will somebody get me the HECK OUT OF HERE?" Orange yelled, and Kushina and Yukino's eyes twitched. Kushina looked at her father with an all too sweet smile, one he knew full well.

"Aaahhh, Tou-san? Would you mind holding Naruto?" She asked in a sickly sweet voice.

Daisuke immediately nodded his head and grabbed Naruto putting distance between them and the pissed of Uzumaki females.

The pair turned to Orange who paled "I would say it was nice knowing you dirt bag, but it wasn't," Red informed "Maybe this time you will die, and then I will be happy."

"Nice knowing you Griff!" Simmons shouted running away.

"Traitors!" Griff shouted pushing himself away from the pissed off Women. Kushina and Yukino stomped toward the cowering Assassin who was now curled up into a ball, their eyes glowing in a evil sadistic way. The two cracked their knuckles as they stood over Griff who just wet his pants.

"Any last words, teme?" Yukino said in a sickly sweet voice as she unsealed a normal katana with a black hard wood hilt, a silver square shaped tsuba with the Kanji for Poetic Justice on it, stored in a black saya with a drawing of a silver Kestrel. Griff was starting t whimper as he looked up in fear and said in a squeaky voice.

"Please not the nuts," He whimpered out making Yukino grin widely "Fuckberries."

Daisuke discreetly covered Naruto's Eyes and ears as Yukino and Kushina began to viciously attack the orange robed assassin, targeting his nuts, far more than should be humanly allowed 'Yup, Kushina definitely is an Uzumaki female,' He mused wincing in sympathy to a particularly vicious kick to the man's nuts 'May you rest in Peace, unknown man.'

"OH MY GO-O-O-OD! HAVE MERCY!" Griff screamed in agony as the torture went on. Meanwhile, Raphael was looking at the scene in fear as he protecting his babies, 'Another note to self. Don't ever, EVER, interrupt a family moment,' he thought as he continued to watch the Orange clad Assassin be beaten to a bloody pulp.

Jiyuu was also watching, but unlike the rest of the other males, he was actually grinning with nostalgia. 'Aaaahhh! Good times!'

"Hey what's going on here!" shouted an Assassin dressed in cobalt robes, carrying a modified Chinese Repeating crossbow on his back.

"CHURCH SAVE ME!" Griff shouted reaching out for the said Assassin who suddenly found two pairs of violet eyes on him.

"Why do I feel like Five Hundred Tex's are about to attack me?" Church asked as he slowly backed away pulling out his crossbow.

"Going to try and take away our plaything?" Kushina asked in a sweet voice... OF DOOM! Suddenly, Church felt all the confidence he had leave him.

"Umm, I, uhhh," he stammered, and then two blurs slammed into, and for the next three hours the screams of two Assassins could be heard all around the Elemental Countries, but they will not be alone as a certain Uchiha-teme is about to get the beating of a lifetime, from his wife.

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Meanwhile at the Uchiha Compound

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All was quiet in the Uchiha Compound...well for the unexpected infuriated yell of "TEME!" and the Uchiha Clan Head flying out the front door to his house and landing in the pond.

Coming out of the doorway of the house one pissed off Mikoto Uchiha whose Sharingan was blazing furiously "So you thought you could go fuck some whore and I would never find out?" Mikoto asked glaring down at Fugaku.

"What do you think you are doing to me?" Fugaku demanded only to receive a kick to the nads.

"I am doing something I should have done a long time ago teme," His furious wife growled out "Sasuke! Itachi! Pack your things!"

"ABSO-" Fugaku began only to be punched into a wall as more Uchiha began to gather.

"A cheating husband has not the RIGHT to demand anything," Mikoto growled as the tomoes in her tri wheeled Sharingan span "Just be glad I'm not doing what I really want to do," Huffing she kicked him into the air before punching his solar plexus full force "Consider us Divorced Teme." She declared stalking into the house. The other Uchiha looked to see their unconciuss Clan Head in a very awkward position.

Ten minutes later saw Mikoto and her children coming out of the compound with bags in hand. Itachi, curious as to what will happen decided to ask his mother.

"So, what now Kaa-san?" he asked, although slightly afraid, even though he did'nt show it. Mikoto looked down at her eldest and smiled.

"We're going to stay with some friends of mine, I'm sure you and Sasuke will get along just fine with them. But first we have to see Lady Hokage so that she make the divorce official" She told them and looked to the trees and gave a whistle, and then two female figures dressed in ANBU attire appeared, ANBU that Itachi recognized immediatley.

"Neko. Pansā," Mikoto said to them in greeting as the two female nodded their heads, grinning behind their masks as they watched the whole thing.

"About damn time you left him Miko-chan," Neko stated in amusement "You want us to take your boys there?"

Mikoto nodded "Also please update Ezio-kun on the current situation," She asked before Shunshining away.

"Huh?" Sasuke asked still confused as to what was going on "Hey Aniki? Where are we going?"

"I'm not certain Otouto," Itachi admitted picking his brother up as he followed the ANBU "But truthfully, I'm glad to get away from Fugaku-teme."

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Meanwhile at the SA Hideout

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After Kushina and Yukino's 'fun' with the two Assassins, the two rejoined Naruto, Daisuke, Jiyuu and Raphael, who introduced himself to the blonde Jinchuriki, and were now in a lounge room talking about each other. Kushina and Naruto sat in a chair with Jiyuu sitting on his haunches next to them like a guard do..I mean Wolf.

Naruto laughed happily sitting in his mother's lap as she told stories of when she and Minato where Genin students and her parents told of some stories of when she was little much to Naruto's amusement and Kushina's embarrassment, a knock on the door interrupted the conversation as a messenger stepped in "Sorry to interrupt, but Mikoto-san and her children have arrived," the man announced bowing slightly "Once she heard of your awakening Kushina-san she wished to speak with you."

Kushina's eyes widen at that, "Please let her in," she told the messenger, and 10 seconds later, a woman dressed as a housewife who looked to be in her late twenties appeared, with two young boys, one who was beginning his years a teen, and a boy about Naruto's age with a duck-butt hair style. The woman smiled as tears of happiness flowed from her eyes, as Kushina got up with Naruto and looked at her.

"Miko-chan?" Kushina said her voice filled with happiness seeing another of her best friends.

"Hey Kushi-chan, it's been awhile," Mikoto said as she looked at her friend since their Genin Days.

The pair hugged as they both smiled, looking at the boys Kushina's eyes settled on Itachi who looked about nervously for an escape route "And where do you think you are going, It-A-Chi-Kun?" Kushina asked sounding out each syllable of Itachi's name.

The teen twitched "I'm glad to see y-you alive Sensei." He said honestly, fearing the woman in front of him.

Sasuke looked on in awe as Itachi seemed to wilt under the woman's gaze "You haven't been training enough have you?" Kushina asked in a sweet voice making Itachi break out into a sweat "Starting tomorrow we'll fix that, won't we?"

"H-H-Hai Sensei." Itachi agreed internally weeping.

Mikoto laughed at her Eldest son's misfortune, while Sasuke and Naruto looked puzzled, before the two could ask, another person came through the door, one that Mikoto immediatley recognized as she walked up to and kissed full on the mouth suprising everyone there, including Mikoto.

"I missed you, Ezio-kun." she purred as the former Uchiha Matriarch and the Master Assassin embraced each other.

"Not that I mind that greeting but... aren't you married?" Ezio asked slightly confused.

Mikoto shrugged "We're divorced," She stated scowling "Teme thought it would be alright to cheat on me and demand that I still be the doting wife."

Sasuke and Itachi blinked in surprise at the information as the adults in the room scowled "Sochi, why don't you show Itachi and his brother around the compound a bit, see if you can find Ryu while you're at it." Kushina said smiling down at her son who nodded and led the two out of the room, just as the door closed Kushina exploded "THAT ARROGANT TEME SAID WHAT!"

"You heard it right Kushi-chan, that arrogant teme cheated on me, and do you know who it was that he did it with?" she said as tears of anger leaked from her eyes.

"Who?" Kushina growled wanting to know so she could kill the bitch.

"His number one fan girl, Abi Haruno. They've been doin it for years after Sasuke was born." Mikoto growled as she clenched her fists in anger. Kushina just exploded after that.

"THAT PINK HAIRED SLUT! I SHOULD'VE KILLED THAT BITCH WHEN I HAD THE CHANCE! She even tried to flirt with Minato, and I caved her face in!" she roared, while her hair flared out looking like ninetails. "I swear if I meet her on the streets she will NOT live to see the next dawn!"

Everyone stared as they saw the familiar red chakra of the Kyuubi wisp out of Kushina's body as she continued to rant "Kushina!" Daisuke shouted.

"AND THEN I WILL TAKE HER HEAD AND SHOVE IT UP HER ASS SO FAR THAT-"

"Kushina!"

"SHE WILL PRAY TO ALL THE GODS FOR THE SWEET MERCY KNOW AS DEATH!"

"KUSHINA!"

That got her attention as she turned to her father who remained steadfast under her gaze "Calm down for a second," He ordered in a tone that brooked no argument "It appears you have some of the Kyuubi's powers still within you Kushina-chan." Kushina's eyes widen a little and she calms down, the chakra receding as she did so.

"I'm sorry about, I'm just so angry about that asshole cheating on Miko-chan with that pink-haired howler monkey," she said as she looked at everyone in the room.

"Well there is good news to this," Mikoto said smirking evilly "According to Clan laws, if the husband or wife is caught cheating on their spouse and the spouse divorces from them, they must marry the one they were cheating with. So Teme is stuck with that pink haired howler monkey."

Everyone blinked before they howled out in laughter at Fugaku's situation, coming up to Mikoto from behind Ezio wrapped his arms around her waist and kissed her temple "I promise Mikoto," He whispered "That bastard will pay dearly for hurting you the way he has." Mikoto smiled gratefully, as she turned around and returned the embrace.

"Thank you, Ezio-koi," she said as the two of them just held each other. As Kushina was watching with a smile on her face, happy that her friend has found someone better, she just remembered something.

"EEEK! Oh no! I forgot!" Everyone turned to her wondering what she meant by that.

"What is it, Kushina?" Daisuke asked.

"Akashio!" She shouted the name of her Katana "And the inheritance Minato-kun left for Naruto-kun! They never bloody gave it to him!" Kushina let out a small growl "I'm gonna go get them..."

"Madonna Kushina," Ezio said stepping forward "You still are not fully recovered yet, we can retrieve them for you, as for your sword however, I believe a former student of yours is holding onto it for the time being."

It was then Kushina remembered two of her other students, " Yugao-chan, Komachi-chan, I nearly forgot about them!"

Mikoto put her hand on her best friend's shoulder to elate her fears. "It's alright Kushina-chan. They're both alright, in fact, you should be proud of the two of them," She reassured "Yugao-chan and Komachi-chan are both high level ANBU members, and Itachi-kun is also a member of ANBU, he is strong for his age."

Kushina smiled in relief "But what about the inheritance Minato-kun left?" She asked "I will not let Konoha keep their hands on it!"

"And nor will they," Ezio declared "I'll have our top members liberate it immediately."

Kushina smirked at the underline meaning of 'liberate', oh she would've loved to see the looks on those pigs faces, but then a look of confusion appeared on her face.

"Ano, who are these top members you speak of?" she asked, and Ezio just smirked.

"Oh you'll find out soon enough," He declared airily "Anyways I have some paperwork to do, so if you'll excuse me."

Ezio bowed and simply vanished leaving an annoyed Kushina and amused crowd "Baka!" Kushina shouted in irritation as the others laughed "I suppose we should see what the boys are up to." Kushina mused looking over to Mikoto.

"Yes we should, Naruto is a well known for liking to prank people." Mikoto agreed with a smile as she nodded.

"Runs in the family I guess," said Kushina as they left the room to go look for the boys.

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A certain Uchiha Teme was pissed, no, downright furious! The reason: his wife divorcing him for sleeping with another woman and his now marrying said woman, one pink banshee known as Abi Haruno, and to make matters worse Mikoto took their sons and disappeared off the face of the earth, none of the Uchiha's he sent out could find her. Scowling he slammed a fist onto his desk 'Damn that bitch of a woman,' He thought to himself 'She was supposed to keep her mouth shut like a good bitch and do nothing!'

Right now, with the coup delayed he could barely do anything. And it ticked him off even more. Then the door slides open and an Uchiha nin kneels before him. Fugaku without looking at him, snarls out, "Report," he snapped glaring at the Uchiha.

"Fugaku-sama, we could find no trace of Mikoto or either of the Children," The Uchiha reported "Also Tsunade-hime wishes to speak with you immediately."

Fugaku seethed at that Senju bitch's name. After the incident with Kumo when they tried to kidnap her, and make her into a breeding factory and failed, Tsunade went BALLISTIC on his ass so HARD, he could'nt shit for weeks, now with her as Hokage, he had to be more careful and it was not his specialty.

"Alright, I go see what she wants, but continue the search for Mikoto and my sons," he growled as the Uchiha bowed said "Hai" and left. With that the Uchiha Head stood up and went out the door to see Tsunade. Although in the FAR back reaches of his mind, something was telling him to not go. But he immediatley squashed as he left the compound, never aware of the DOOM that was to befall him.

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Hokage's office

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Tsunade breathed calmly as she waited for Fugaku to arrive in the office inwardly grinning manically, she remembered what that bastard had tried to do to her, and she was going to enjoy doing this.

"Enter." Tsunade said as Fugaku knocked on the door, she was facing out the window of the office as he entered "Thank you for coming Fugaku, I was just made aware of something we need to speak of."

"Hokage-sama I have the entire clan searching for Mikoto and-" Fugaku started only to be cut off.

"You won't find them," Tsunade announced still looking out the window "They are in a place you will never reach let alone find, but that isn't why I called you here, Fugaku Uchiha, would you mind explaining why you are attempting a coup on MY office?"

Fugaku sweated a little at that,"What ever do you mean Hoka-," before he could finish, Tsunade slammed her palm on her desk when she turned in her seat and gave a glare that could scare even the Gods themselves.

"Don't play games with me you little shit!," she growled out her face saying that if he lied to her, he was dead. Fugaku gritted his teeth, Tsunade already gave him two strikes. The first, abandoning her surrogate daughter/student in the hands of Kumo to be used as a breeding factory. The second, trying the same thing with her.

"Third Strike Fugaku," She stated "Either step down from Clan Head and remove yourself from Konoha after having any memories on Konoha's secrets removed, or die, your choice."

The grinding of Fugaku's teeth was quite audible as Tsunade stared him down unflinchingly "Neither," He announced coldly "I"LL TAKE WHAT IS RIGHTFULLY MINE NOW!" He roared going for his Kunai right before Tsunade smashed her fist into his face putting all of her legendary strength behind it.

The smash was heard through Hi no Kuni as Fugaku impacted against the wall "I am only leaving you alive for a friend of mine to get at you Fugaku," Tsunade announced "He holds Mikoto quite close to his heart as a very dear friend, and he really wants a piece of you." Fugaku groaned in pain as he spat out six of his teeth due to the punch, and then glared hatefully at Tsunade.

"You, you Senju bitch!" he snarled out, "And who is this 'friend' of Mikoto's that you speak of?"

Tsunade just grinned at that, "Oh? Why he is the leader of a organization who strives to keep the peace and freedom for all humanity, not that you care about it anyway."

Fugaku was confused and pissed at that. "I said Tell me whore!" Fugaku shouted earning himself a very painful jutsu, known as, boottotheface.

"My Organization," Ezio said as he stepped out of the shadows of the room "And you, I will enjoy hurting you badly."

Fugaku glared at the stranger with clear anger and rage, "Who the hell are you? And where is that bitch of a wife of mine?" That only made Ezio pissed off more than usual as he socked Fugaku right in the jaw.

"Pezzo di Merda (Piece of Shit)" He growled standing over the Uchiha "Not only do you make the son of the Yondaime life a living hell, but you betray your vows to your wife, people like you make me sick."

Tsunade seemed to grin as the pair stood over the glaring Uchiha "Fugaku Uchiha, for your crimes of treason against Konoha you are guilty," She declared "The Uchiha clan will be cleansed of those who seek to weaken Konoha by a civil war and be put to death, you however shall be handed over to the Shadow Alliance to be done with as they wish, that is the Organization your wife is with."

Fugaku paled at that, his Coup De'tat was ruined, and his wife is a member of an Organization of assassins, and now same was going to do something to him which was definintely not gonna be pleasant. And now the Uchiha are going to suffer for their attempted coup, well, the idiotic ones that is.

"No. NO! You can't do this! The Uchiha are the Elite Clan of this village! We are superior to the other clans of this village!" he ranted, "He promised us we will get our true rightful place of power!"

"Who promised you?" Ezio asked dangerously leaning in revealing one of his hidden blades.

Fugaku grinned madly "Our ancestor Madara Uchiha will destroy you!" He shouted gleefully only for his smile to freeze at the massive KI focused on him, turning his head he whimpered at the sight of a pissed off red headed woman.

"Hello, Fugaku-teme...missed me?" growled the red headed woman, one Kushina Uzumaki-Namikaze, wife of Minato Namikaze, and mother of Naruto Uzumaki-Namikaze. Fugaku then realized, as his whole wretched flashed before his eyes, that he realized one thing...

He was in very...serious...trouble...

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Forest clearing, in the woods around Konoha.

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Yukino, Daisuke, Jiyuu and Mikoto were watching over the children as they conversed with each other. Hinata was talking, although shyly to the three boys in front of her about herself, namely her likes, dislikes, hobbies, and well, certain stuff.

"Do you think we should have stopped her?" Yukino asked hesitantly.

Jiyuu and Mikoto both laughed merrily "No one would have been able to stop her at that moment," Jiyuu said "Last time I'd seen that look in her face was when Minato nearly died perfecting the Hirashin."

Mikoto snorted "Who would of thought one person could have sent the Yellow Flash into panicked hysterics." She said in amusement reliving the moment where Minato nearly had a heart attack at the sight of a pissed off Kushina "Iwa was completely embarrassed when they learned of it, one women doing what even an entire army couldn't." Everyone laughed at that and would've continued the conversation if a sudden girly scream from Konoha had'nt erupted.

"Sounds like the torture has begun," Jiyuu commented with a sadistic gleam in his eye.

Daisuke chuckled "She definitely is an Uzumaki," He commented as another scream rang out "Are you sure your ex was a male?"

Mikoto shrugged "I wondered that myself on our wedding night his thing was so small," She stated "Even when I was pregnant with Itachi Me and Kushi-chan were convinced he used artificial insemination to impregnate me."

Jiyuu growled at that, "If he does'nt have the dick, he does'nt deserve to be the Alpha of the pack,"

The others blinked at the wolfs inquiry, but shrugged it off "What do you think she's doing to him?" Yukino wondered "It sounds painful."

Mikoto looked to be in thought as she frowned and held her chin "I think she might be giving him a tittie twister." She mused "She always said if he hurt me she'd do it until they were ripped off."

"Ouch," Daisuke said as he winced, then shrugged, "Oh well. His own damn fault it's happening to him," he finished, as the women giggled and Jiyuu snickered, as the screams continued, all the while the four children were shaking in fear at what horrible things, despite being well deserved, could befall a person. Uchiha gulped in fear as he had witnessed his sensei angry like this before and it was not pretty. Sasuke turned to his head to Naruto with a look of fear similar to his older brother's.

"Remind to never, EVER make your mother angry," he said and Naruto nodded his head.

Naruto chuckled weakly remembering the devastation his mom caused just hours ago "I think I won't listen to her rules," He said nervously "It would be dangerous to my own health."

"It is Naruto-kun, it is," Itachi confirmed looking slightly pale "I did so once, and well, there is a reason I wear a shirt when swimming."

The two younger shivered at that while Hinata was still petrified at the screams coming from the village. She noted to herself, that she WILL remain in Kushina's good graces, or suffer her wrath.

Yukino glanced over to the children before smirking at Hinata who blushed any time Naruto talked to her 'They would make such a cute couple.' She thought her mind planning out ways of getting them together.

Daisuke hearing his wife laugh turned and shivered at the sight of her plotting smile 'Oh my, she's plotting to play matchmaker again.' He thought to himself praying for mercy on the souls who would be on the receiving end of her ploys. It was then a pair of sneezes caught his attention and he looked at who it was, and saw Naruto and Hinata rubbing their noses after they sneezed. Daisuke then understood who Yukino was going after.

'Oh dear, I hope the two of you are ready for this,' he thought, ' Because Yuki-chan is notorius for her matchmaking,'

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Meanwhile, back at the Hokage's Office

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Kushina huffed as she finally stopped wailing on Fugaku leaving the once proud and arrogant Uchiha a broken, bloody shell of his former self "Hello Tsunade-sensei," Kushina greeted in false cheer "Mind telling me where you were when Naruto was being beaten by these bitchcock villagers?"

Tsunade swallowed audibly as she saw the false smile her former student was wearing 'Shit.'

Tsunade realized one thing in that moment...She was definitely SCREWED.

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Evil Cliffhanger no Jutsu!

I hope you all enjoyed that and rest assured, I will be back. But I need some rest, so, until then, Ja Ne!