"So our next step is to find these Smurfs?" Fili asked.
"It seems as if they have experienced the same problem." Balin said.
"My problem is that my stomach is aching for food..." Bombur muttered.
The fourteen of them were walking on the sidewalk, still properly disguised as humans.
"There must be some way to get something to eat..." Bombur kept moaning.
Thirteen sighs were heard.
"If your fat belly tells you you're hungry, perhaps it can also tell you where to find food." Kili snickered.
"Kili is right, I do not want to hear any complains any longer!" Thorin said annoyed. "Our top priority is to get out of this miserable place and back to Middle-Earth!" "Master Baggins, any idea what our next step has to be?"
Bilbo was about to tell Thorin that he had no idea, but someone answered instead.
"Middle-Earth?"
The company turned around and looked up to three teenage girls. They all had a backpack with the logo of The Hobbit and one of them was wearing a cap with the similar logo. The girls stared at them with big eyes.
"What do we do?" Kili whispered.
"Do not move an inch..." Thorin whispered back.
"Trish, is that...are those...?"
"I think it is!"
The three girls clapped their hands and let out the most highest scream ever.
"RUN!" Several dwarves shouted before they bolted.
Most of them managed to hide in an ally. Unfortunately the fan girls grabbed Fili and Thorin.
"Run, save yourselves!" Fili yelled dramatically as one of the girls almost hugged him to death.
"Let go of my nephew you ugly human!"
Kili was already running back but Dori stopped him.
"We have to figure out a plan to save them!" Bilbo said.
"They're leaving, should we follow them?" Dwalin asked.
"Yes, otherwise we'll never find them again." Balin said.
As quietly as they could, the eleven dwarves and Bilbo pursued the three girls. They were ecstatic about the fact they found, well captured is a better word, two of their heroes.
"Oy look at that!" Bofur suddenly said.
He was standing in front of a toy shop.
"This is not the time for shopping!" Bilbo hissed.
"I know but look at that, aren't those Smurts we're supposed to look for?"
He was right, at the back of the store were blue little guys with white hats.
"Smurfs you'll mean!" Ori said.
He was a big fan of them ever since he'd seen the movie.
"What do we do, follow Thorin and Fili or talk to those Smurfs?" Gloin asked.
"Follow uncle and Fili of course!" Kili said.
"Alright, alright!" Bilbo came in-between. "Gloin, Ori, Bofur, go talk to those Smurfs, the rest of us will follow those girls."
The three dwarves nodded and entered the shop. It was very crowded.
"Watch it!" Bofur yelled when he was pushed aside by a fat kid.
Ori accidently threw a whole bucket of bouncy balls over which caused Gloin to trip over them and almost fall.
"Oh dear..." Bofur said face palming himself.
Finally after what seemed like surviving an entire war, the three made it to the back of the store. They walked to the shelf with Smurfs (obviously dolls but the dwarves of course didn't know).
"Hello there, my name's Ori, I'm a big fan!" He said to the nearest "Smurf".
The three waited several minutes but no response came.
"Don't worry we're good folk." Bofur said.
Silence...
"He's too shy, try another one!" Gloin growled.
They tried to talk to every single Smurf on the shelf until they stood at the last one, Smurfette.
"It's no use, this lot annoys me almost as much as elves!" Gloin said.
"Let me handle this lads." Bofur said with a smile. "I'm usually good with speaking to the ladies."
Gloin and Ori snickered before he shot them a glare and they quickly stopped.
"Good afternoon my lady." Bofur said with his sweetest voice.
The Smurfette kept staring at the dwarf with a goofy smile.
"I'm afraid we're a bit lost, we come from Middle-Earth you see..."
No response...
"Give it up Bofur, it's no use." Gloin said.
"Maybe they're just scared, Gloin scares me sometimes." Ori said.
The red haired dwarf glared so threatening it almost equals Thorins.
"Alright, let's go than, try to find the others I suppose..." Bofur muttered defeated.
He did not know he would soon see the most hilarious thing in his life.