Me: Hello!

Yuna: Only one person attempted the questions...

Yuno:.....But at least we got some uh, couples right?

Gin: So here are the couples you guys voted for.

Itachi/Naruto 1
Naruto/Harem 1
Kyuubi/Naruto 1
Shikamaru/Naruto 1

MyMuses:........(dissapointed atmosphere)

Me: Oh stop it! Did you really think that people who hardly have ever heard of me are going to read this by the dozens?

MyMuses: ....No.

Me: Then help me out!

Gin: Got it chief! Oh to all you readers out there?

Yuno: Please vote for your couples. This isn't helping us at all.

Yuna: And if you people, for lack of better word, the pairings Hika-chan put up were just examples so you don't have to choose from them.

Me: Well with that cleared up I say-!

MyMuses: Oh fudge.

Me: CHAPPY ROLE~~~!!!!!!!!! XD (Muses: Holding their ringing ears)

(Last Time)

" Naruto's apartment is on fire! Is that-" A frightened cry for help went through all of Kanoha. "That was Naruto! He's still in the building!" The ANBU needed nothing more and raced off to save their little friend.

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" Come on bro let's go to the Hokage. He'll want to know about this." The ANBU left, and without seeing the translucent figures of a yellowed haired man, and three other red-heads. One red-head burried her head into the chest of the blond haired man. The other girl did the same with her lover, sorry for her sister.

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" Ah! Gomen Naru-kun! Now get up on your bed so I can check your wounds." Naruto obeyed like a good little boy. Miyune was a bit shocked to see that his wounds were nearly healed again but didn't show it. What made her frown though were the new scars he had gotten. Especially the one on his left arm. Was it her was it a little green?...!

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And with that they headed toward the gate. Naruto gave Miyune a hug as well as the Hokage and said his farewells. The Anbu were wearing clothing that resembled that of Jounin. Their destination was one of the gambling towns near Kanoha. For what reason Naruto didn't know. But he knew it was gonna be something fun!

(Timeskip(Yea I know I'm with it.):The group of 6 had made it to the biggest gambling town, which from their sources, was where Tsunade, one of the three great Sannin, was at. While they were traveling, they only had one teensy, weensy, itty, bitty, propblem...A roaming, curious, fast little blondie. Yep. You heard me. Whenever Naruto saw something that caught his eye he would go look at it whether it was a flower, an animal or even a rock he had never seen before, he would wander off and go study it, without being heard be the 5 extremely well trained ANBU. Which in turned caused them many successive headaches in return. That is until Yuno had enough and threw the young boy over his shoulder, giving him a ride, which of course no little kid was going to pass up, and their hour long journey(which felt much longer to the ANBU) ended when they discovered their target in a bar. Gin, Yuna, and Yuno went in to ask the Sannin for her help while Itachi and Kakashi stayed with Naruto outside, since it would have been a bad experiance(as if the constant beatings weren't) for a child to go into a bar, with possible drunkards.)

" What do you mean you won't help him!?" Gin's silver eyes were blazing with fury and his steel-colored hair, that was cropped short to the base of his neck, was slightly ruffled. He was currently being held down by his two other colleagues, Yuna, his girlfriend who had short light brown hair in a small ponytail and whose honey-colored eyes held much questions. Her twin brother, Yuno, looked exactly the same except he was a boy(duh...)

The young looking woman, of whom Gin had asked the question toward, seemed to ignore him as she ordered a drink. When the drink was in her hand, she looked toward the four, her white-blonde hair swishing behind her, and her light blue eyes, hard and like ice. " I won't help him because it's too much damn work! I don't care if this 'precious person' of yours dies the horrible death that comes from the stupid poisen. I don't care if the Hokage asked me too! I wouldn't even care if all the people of Kanoha had contracted it somehow!"

Her eyes were blazing fiercely, even more so than Gin's. Said person was getting off the ground, looking calmer than before, with his eyes closed. His being showed he was pissed off though and the twins showed it with their eyes. Everyone else in the bar had felt the tension and decided to stay quiet and out of the way.

"If I didn't care much back then, why would I care now?" With that she downed her drink and ordered another. The tension seemed to be lifted and the people went back to what they were doing. That was however before a small cerulean-eyed child with yellow-blonde hair went straight up to the three fuming ANBU. Who, in turn, calmed down imediately when the boy came up to them.

" Oneechan! Oniichans! Kakashi-niichan and Itachi-niichan are fighting outside!" His eyes were round and worried. People stared at him. Well the woman mostly. If you listened hard enough, you could hear people going on how cute he was and even some men admitted it. Even Tsunade seemed to have a small smile on her face when she saw him. This did not go unnoticed by Naruto, and when he saw everyone looking at him, he hid behind Gin, his face noticeably flushed. This earned a bunch of 'KAWAII's from the back of the bar.

Gin bent down next to Naruto so they were eye to eye. Then he asked the dreaded question, of which the three ANBU have asked and heard so much. After all, this always happened once a week. "Naruto-" he started. "What are they fighting about, again?" He stressed the 'again', making him seem very tired and his looks screamed 'I've-Had-Enough-Do-You-Hear-Me!?'.

" They just started fighting when I said that Ita-nii was awesome and Kaka-nii was amazing when Ita-nii and Kaka-nii took me to the back of-of this place and started throwing kunai and shuriken! They started to glare at eachother and-and then they started to throw kunai and shuriken and senban at eachother and they keep on catching them but then they started aiming for here-" he pointed to his heart, "-and here-" he pointed to his heck where a major artery was, "-and here and here-" he pointed to his head and his face, "-instead of aiming for there arms and legs before!" Let's just say when Tsunade saw Naruto on the verge of tears, she decided to care.

" Hey kid." Naruto looked at her, then around, and back at her. He held up a finger and pointed to himself signaling a silent question. Tsunade chuckled. " Yea you. Where are those guys you were talking about? I;m gonna give a piece of my mind." This earned cheers from all the ladies from the bar and shudders of terror from the men, who were also starting to pray for the souls of the unfortunate men.

Naruto being a good boy, who really didn't understand what she meant by 'giving them a piece of her mind' smiled cutely and lead her to the fighting idiots with very three confused people behind them. Didn't she say she didn't care!?

Kakashi and Itachi were going all out. They were fighting over some little thing, such as what was a better comment, 'Amazing' or 'Awesome'? Apparently they thought this was their chance to be the best in Naruto's eyes. Idiots...

" Hey there! What kind of idiots are you!? Letting a little four-year-old to stumble into a bar!?" A voice called out. This made both of the men freeze, causing the shuriken and kunai that they had already thrown to scratch their clothing, not drawing blood though. They looked around them in a panicked state, obviously trying to find the person they were supposed to be looking after. A childish giggle stopped the two in their tracks, and made them whipped their heads towards the sound so fast it was amazing that the two didn't snap their necks.

" Naruto! Oh thank Kami-sama." As the to said that they slump to their knees looking for all the world to see, tired as Hell. Which meant they weren't ready to be punch into the gut only to land on the other side of the town, with severe stomach pain. Let's just say that the three ANBU had knew found respect for the old Sannin.

" That...Was...Totally wicked!" Naruto exclaimed looking at the spot his 'nii-chans' were and at the woman holding him in her arms. His eyes were wide with awe and his smile threated to rip his head in half. The Sannin smiled back.

" I know, I know. Thank you very much. Naruto was it?" She got a nod. " Well then Naruto, I have a question. These people aren't really your family right?" Naruto nodded again. " Well then, where are your parents?"

" I don't have any." Was the simple reply. Tsunade's eyes grew large and she glanced at the three ninja, who were looking crestfallen. She looked back at Naruto who seemed genuinely confused. He honestly looked like he no clue what was wrong with the answer.

"...What? I-I'm sorry come again?" She had to make sure she was hearing right.(I made her not know anything about the sealing of Kyuubi in Naruto. It gives a better sense of drama, well to me anyways)

" I don't have any parents. I don't what happened to them or who they are. Hokage-jiji(Tsunade had to stiffle a laugh at that one) said he'd tell me when I'm older. I never even was able to see anything that belonged to them." Naruto said it like it was the most obvious thing in the world. That alone broke Tsunade's heart. But what crushed it was what Kakashi(who somehow recovered enough to get there in a few minutes to hear the conversation with Itachi)said next.

" Naruto, go and play with Yuna and Yuno over there okay? Gin keep watch." The 3 ANBU got the drift and Naruto, as always, just nodded. Seeing as they were far off enough to not hear, Kakashi turned back to the confused Sannin. " Naruto-Naruto is hated by mostly everyone in Kanoha." Tsunade looked shocked.

" We're not allowed to say why since it's a rule and since it's an S-Class secret. But us 5 have a different way of looking at it than most people of the village, not including anyone who is a medic. The doctors actually don't care shit about what he is, along with the people of the Ichiraku ramen stand, the Hokage himself, and us."

" Wait-so only seven people excluding medic-nin care about him?" This earned nods.

"Yea, even though he's like every other kid, but he loves to pull pranks. Isn't that right Itachi?" Said ninja got a suspicious pink hue on his face. Tsunade completely ignored it.

" Why!?" She. Was. Pissed. Kakashi and Itachi looked at eachother. Itachi spoke up.

" If you want to know, you'll have to talk to the Hokage about it. He's the only one who is allowed to tell." The Sannin agreed without a thought but then a question surfaced.

" So which one of you have the 'Bloody Hell' poisen in you." This earned her shocked looks. " What?"

" Didn't they tell you?" Itachi asked.

" No, why?" This was getting confusing and why did she feel a sense of doom?

" It's Naruto." Said Kakashi. Oh, that's why.

She looked at Naruto sadly and said, " I'll help. Just take me to the Hokage." Kakashi bowed his head and went to the others to fetch Naruto.

" No way! Are you lying? You really aren't over fifty are you?" Said a very confused Naruto who was looking at the Sannin with an 'Are-You-Pulling-My-Leg?' look. Said Sannin chukled and shook her head. The group had decided to rest at a hotel since it was late and because Naruto had wanted to stay and sight-see. But you can't really blame the kid though, it's only natural for a kid to be curious about a place he had never been to. And currently, Tsunade was with Naruto, telling him that she was in her fifties.

The others had agreed that she'd share a room with him, and that they would sleep in other rooms with Gin having lookout duty on the roof.(He had amazingly still brought his ninja stuff;i.e:ANBU uniform)

" Now Naru-kun, go to sleep alright? We have to go back to Konoha to the Hokage to get all fixed up okay? It's not normal for you not to feel anything in your arm, and it's definitely not normal to smell like burnt apples and to have green skin. Understand? "

" Hai, Obaachan! " He said adorably. Then before he went under his covers, he had a sudden thought. he turned toward her slowly with a comewhat confused look dawned upon his face. " Amo-ne, Obaachan? " She lloked up. It was the tone of voice he was using that got her attention, so quiet and lonely...

" Ne, Obaachan? W-why are you nice to me?" Insert a shocked look on Tsunade's face.

" Do I need a reason? " Naruto just shook his head slowly, his small hands gripping his covers firmly.

" No, it's just most people say mean things about me and hit me and...." He couldn't continue even if he wanted to. The tears that fell off his face made sure of that. Tsunade upset that to see him so upset motioned for him to come over to her. He ran to her so quickly that she was startled when all she saw was a little spark of yellow before he was on her lap. But she put the thought aside as she felt the wetness soak into her clothes and felt his small frame move up and down in sinc with his silent sobs. She did the only things she how to do to confort him; rock in her arms and sing a lulaby.

(She shall now sing! For those who don't know the song, it is called Natsuhiboshi.)

Natsuhiboshi naze akai?
Yuube kanashii yume wo mita.
Naite hanashita.
Akai me yo.

/// Naruto's eyes got droopy but he was stayed awake, waiting for the song to finish, as Tsunade sang the lulaby while she held him in her arms. On the roof of the hotel, and in the other rooms, the others were also listening, looking out their windows to see the setting sun, all of them getting lost in their own memories and gaining a dazed looked, their eyes glazed with a mixture of conflicting emotions...\\\

Natsuhiboshi naze mayou?
Kiete warashi wo sagashiteru.
Dakara kanashii yume wo miru...

/// As she sang the last note, our little soon-to-be hero fell asleep. Tsunade put him in his bed and looked out the window, feeling a tear slip out, for some unknown reason, the ANBU doing the same...\\\

Me: Okay, not one of my best ones.

Yuna: We also have an annoucement for you readers.

Yuno: Seeing as NOBODY answered, or actually attempted to do the stupid 5-question thingy, we're are stopping it.

Gin: so we'll give you some info on the people in here.

Me: I'll do it! So...Here you are! XD

Kakashi Hakate: ANBU Squad Leader of the N.P.N.G. Squad or Naruto's Personal Ninja Gaurdian Squad.
Age: 16 years-old ( I don't care what you say.)
Other Names: Known as Kakashi-niichan and other variations of it by Naruto only. Known by others as simply Hakate or Kakashi, the Copy-Ninja(in the future), and The Sharingan User Kakashi. The Prodigy. The Genious. The son of Konoha's White Fang. The Yondaime's student. Wolf.
Specialty: Ninjutsu. Balanced overall.
Extra Info: Will be VERY protective of Naruto in the future...Very...Will not read Icha Icha Paradise as much...Around Naruto at least...He will not die, to cool to kill off in my opinion although he will have MANY life threatining situations.

Itachi Uchiha: ANBU Squad Sub-leader of N.P.N.G.
Age: 11 years-old ( Don't care if I got his age wrong. I just don't care.)
Other Names: Itachi-nii by Sasuke and Naruto (Sasuke doesn't know about Naruto much 'cept for the fact Itachi seems to like him and his parents the opposite and said to him once that Naruto is like another brother and that the 2 would have gotten along real well.) The Uchiha Prodigy, The Genious Uchiha. Youngest ANBU ever since Kakashi. Weasel.
Specialty: Ninjutsu. Balanced overall.
Extra Info: He will not kill the clan, Shisui will. When he does, Itachi will kill Shisui. His mom will live because he saves her. He will get Mangekyo Sharingan but for some reason or another they do not make his eyes worse(I wonder why*think of a blonde azure-eyed boy*) Insanely protective of both Naruto and Sasuke. Itachi becomes a jounin to teach like Kakashi and will be Kakashi's assistant.

Gin Kamnari: ANBU member of N.P.N.G.
Age: 24 years-old
Other Names: Gin-nii and other forms of it by Naruto. Known by others simply by name, as a taijutsu master(slightly less as good as Gai), and as the Silver Lightning of Konohagakure(Just like his namesake) Hawk.
Specialty: Taijutsu(didn't I already say that?) then Kenjutsu
Extra Info: He will die. And then be reborn as a personal summon animal for Naruto. He will be a hawk. He got his REP. as the Silver Lightning since he was insanely fast and because of his hair. The fact that's what his name means helps a bit. He's got a girlfriend. She comes up next.

Yuna Hikari: ANBU of the N.P.N.G
Age: 23 years-old
Other Names: Yuna-neechan and other variation by, of course, Naruto. The Moon Flower. Rookie of the year for Kanoichi when she was younger. Cat. Also known by her name in general.
Specialty: Genjutsu (Mainly based upon the moon and flowers hence her nickname) and then Ninjutsu
Extra Info: She dies. She becomes an animal summon as well and will be a cat.(Anyone else saw that coming?) Her Genjutsu skills are phenominal(Even better than Kurenai's).She has a twin who looks almost exactly like her except for the gender part. He is next.

Yuno Hikari: N.P.N.G. ANBU member
Age: 23 years-old (older than Yuna by 5 minutes and 21 seconds which Yuna keeps on stressing during their break time)
Other Names: Yu-nii and other names from Naruto. Also known by his normal name. Is known as the current swordmaster (before Hayate takes his place)and as the Moon Slicer because of his blades shape, his namesake(the Yuno part;it has the kanji for moon in it...I think) and because of the style he invented which is Moon Fazes.
Specialty: Kenjutsu(well what do ya know?) and then Ninjutsu
Extra Info: Dies. Yes, he dies too. I'm killing off alot of people aren't I? Becomes a summon animal and will be a dog. He cannot be used by anyone but Naruto, like the other three. He's a twin and has/had fangirls. Same personality as his twin most of the time. They also have that twin sense thing-y going on, as knowing if they are hurt or if somethings wrong. Oh and BTW as a little preveiw, they die 5 mins. and 21 secs. from eachother, him going first. Also is one of those few men who do not read a certain perverted orange book.

Me: That's all I'm doing for now. It's too damn troublesome to do anymore. Oh great, I'm starting to sound like some Nara's. Oh I have to run, my muses are out to kill me. Ciao!!!

MyMuses:...........See ya peeps.........(still tryin' to kill me. They don't realise that I'm using a Kage Bunshin. Thank you Ninja Art!) FOUND HER!!! ( Damn you, stupid chakra spike!)