Me: SORRY FOR THE LATENESS!

Yuno: Highschool is REALLY hectic.

Yuna: It truly is.

Gin: Anyway, this is a short chapter, but hopefully it's still good. READ ON!

FLASHBACK!

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" Onee-chan! Onii-chan! What-!? How-!? Are you ok!? Don't die!!" He cried out. Tears cascaded down his face. Yuna, ever kind, knew deep in her heart she wouldn't be able to keep that promise, as did her brother. She took off her mask, and gave him a hug, one filled with such a force of definity, Naruto wailed even louder.

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" Shh. It's gonna be alright Kushina." Minato said softly, his hand moving through his wife's hair comforting her.
" Naruto's a tough kid. He'll get through this. Besides you forgot something." He said with happiness crawling onto his face.

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" Yeah, Uzumaki. The clan name of the royal family of Uzu no Kuni. That was, until it was destroyed. And the clan name of Minato Namikaze's wife, Kushina. Of course, no one except for me, Sensei, Minato's team, and Kushina's team knew about the marrage. They had decided to keep quiet about it and you weren't in the village so they couldn't invite you to the reception."

FLASHBACK END!

" LET US TAKE HIM!" Jiraiya and Tsunade roared for the something-ith time.

" No, I will not. It's not safe." The old man Hokage said, rubbing his temples. He loved his students. He loved Naruto too. He loved the fact that his students loved Naruto. He however did not love paperwork. He despised it in fact. And that's what the village council will give him if he lets his students go with such excuses. That and they'd overturn his rule and kick him out of his position. So he will continue to say 'no'.

" Oh yeah! Like it's safe here!?" Tsunade asked, sarcasm dripping like venom from the words.

" He is not leaving." The Third grounded out. The toad sage didn't like that.

" Oh yes he is sensei!" Jiraiya shouted, getting in the Hokage's face.

" No. He is not." The old man said, getting very annoyed.

" Oh I beg to differ." Tsunade said, very ticked off. Miyune who had been tending to Naruto on the couch in the Hokage's office glared at her, taking Sarutobi's side.

" Too bad." Said Miyune.

" Shut up little girl." Tsunade sniffed turning her gaze back to her old mentor. Miyune in a rage uttered words most would never in Tsunade's presence, much less to her face, in fear of her wrath.

" Make me you old bag!" The pigtailed women froze. Then she whirled around with the fires of hell seemingly behind her.

" What'd you say!?" She all but screamed.

" You heard me, or are you going deaf baba!?" Miyune taunted, the vision of a destructive storm in her back drop.

" YOU WANNA DIE!?" The Sannin yelled.

" BRING IT ON OLD LADY!" The young medic replied.

The two forgotten old men sweatdropped.

"....Jiraiya?" The old man asked, looking on the a bit weary and in a slightly scared awe.

" Hai Sensei?" Jiraiya answered, in a similar state.

" Women are terrifying aren't they."

" Hai Sensei."

SLAMFWOOSHCRASH!

" AH! THAT HURT YOU GRANDMA!"

" IT WAS SUPPOSED TO YOU NINNY!"

" AAAAAAAAARRGH!!!"

" GRAAAAAAAAAHH!!!"

SMACKSWOOSHBAM!

" YOU ARE SO GONNA PAY FOR THAT!"

" OH YEAH!? I'D LIKE TO SEE YOU MAKE ME!"

"......Jiraiya?" Asked the Sandaime, even more scared then usual.

" Hai sensei?" Jiraiya asked, also very afraid of the women in front of them.

" Maybe we shoulc warn Naruto of the tempers of women before he has to find out the hard way.

" Hai sensei."

As the two women fought and the two men cowered, they didn't notice the young blond child on the Sandaime's couch release a large amount of chakra until it exploded outward with 2 new chakra signatures and voices.

Me: AND THERE YOU HAVE IT! XD GOMENASAI! I AM A FAILURE!!! T_T

Yuno: Is she..?

Yuna: PMS-ing? Yeah. Ignore her for a while.

Gin: o.0 OMFGWTFHTMI!!!! Did NOT need to know that!

Me: Shuddup! WAHHHHH!

Yuna: Good reviews please?

Yuno: She might break.

Gin: Just a warning, we may not update until summer vacation sooooooooooooo....You know what I mean without me saying it but whatever. We might not update till then.

EVERYONE: SAYONARA!

Me: I'M SO SORRY!!!!!!!!