Thank you for the reviews everyone!. Thank you for all my regulars you know who you are! You guys are the best! and to all my new reviewers I hope you like the story and thank you for deciding to review this story. Just want to address two reviews right now. BarbarellaBernardes Im sorry last chapter was so short here is an extra long one for ya *This has been the longest chapter ive ever wrote SHOCKING* and Mintrano OOHH that was a great idea but not in this chapter BUT i will keep it in my backpocket for sure. :)


"Robin help me"Greycie screamed as she ran towards Robin with Nami hot on her heels.

"Greycie get your butt over here so we can sign you up for the contest" Nami screamed as she reached her hands to try to grab Greycie.

"Robin she wants to put me in a Beauty pageant, help me please" Greycie screamed as she hid behind the historian's legs and giving a glare at a certain navigator.

"Navigator-san is this really necessary to admit a child in an adults talented contest" Robin questioned.

"Robin this pageant has no age limits and Greycie has to win against all these bimbos here"

"I still don't think she should be in a contes-" Robin stopped talking as the sheet for the contest was given to her and she quickly read it. She stepped to the side where Greycie had no shield that her legs were a moment ago.

"An all paid for five star spa treatment for three is the prize...so Greycie you will be dancing for the talent proportion I presume"

Robin turned to Greycie but all she saw was her sprinting figure and her screaming her head off for Zoro. Nami turned too also watch the running child and saw in the corner of her eye Robin crossing her arms. She saw a hand blossomed from the ground and her eyebrows shot up in surprise as Greycie fell to the sand flat on her stomach as the hand grabbed her ankle.

"Robin you could have hurt her, how could we win a prize if our contestant gets injured" Nami hollered.

"If I did hurt her, which I didn't, she would be crying now due to a broken ankle" Robin replied flatly

Nami gave up with Robin and ran to the child and made sure to explain the situation a little better.

"Look Greycie this is only a small pageant and you never have to change out of your bathing suit. The only categories that are in there are," Nami glanced at the sheet and began to read off the categories that the pageant held. " Prettiest eyes, Prettiest hair, Best personality, Best dressed, Best smile, Best Talent, Best Interview, Best Body and finally Best Performance" Nami finished as she drew breath that was spared by saying all the categories. She looked at Greycie who looked calmer and was now thinking about what she had heard.

"I don't know Nami, I guess I could enter the pag-" Greycie stopped as she turned stood herself up and immedietly ran towards a certain greenhead that was a few feet ahead.

"Zoro save me Robin and Nami are trying to kidnap me" Greycie screamed as she ran to the swordsman and jumped in the air.

Hearing Greycies scream Zoro quickly turned around and barely managed to catch the airborne child. Holding her in his arms he looked down and waited for an explanation.

"Nami wants to put me in a Beauty pagent and I don't want to" Greycie yelled into Zoro's chest.

"Zoro if you let me put her in the pageant Ill cut your debt by .5%" Nami negotiated now, as they had few minutes to sign up.

"50%" Zoro shot back.

"2% NO higher" Nami replied now crossing her arms.

"25% no less no more" Zoro said with a devilish grin.

Nami turned to see the sign up stand closing up "Fine 15%" she gave in as she threw her hands in the air.

"Zoro I don't want to" Greycie whined.

"Grey are you running away from a challenge" Zoro said seriously.

"No I just don't want to go in a contest alone" Greycie explained herself. Looking at Zoro she gave the man, a pair of puppy eyes and said in a defeated voice "Ill enter the contest as long as your in the crowd"

"Yes Zoro will be watching and cheering now lets go Greycie" Nami yelled now as she shot the swordsman a pair of dagger eyes.

Before Greycie could reply she was snatched up and on Nami's hip who was currently running to the stand. She turned her head when she heard Zoro yell "Nami absolutely no makeup"


"Thank goodness your hair is naturally curly" Nami commented as she played with Greycie's hair. "Here drink this" Nami ordered as she pushed a cup with red juice into Greycie's hands.

Greycie obeyed and after emptying the glass she looked at a mirror that was behind the stage and was surprised to see she had red ruby lips that looked alot like lipstick. "Nami, Zoro is going to get mad at you" She said flatly.

Nami waved the threat away with a wave of her hand.
"Ok Greycie remember to smile when you get your photo taken so you can win Most photogenic got it" Nami advised. She then started rambling about all the prizes she had to win so that could boost up her overall score. She then went step by step on what Greycie needed to say for her interview and how she had to smile the ENTIRE time.

With a playful push she guided Greycie to the photographer and interviewer. Nami made a face of disgust as she looked at the women who were "posing" to the photographer slash judge. The more the women would bend over showing their cleavage to the man the higher their score was. Nami watched in disgust but a playful smile came onto her lips when she saw another pair of disapproving eyes.

"Ok Greycie its your turn make sure you smile real big" Nami encouraged.

Greycie with shaky legs stood in front of the cameralens and smiled while looking straight into the photographer gave the child a look that said "what the hell do you think your doing here".

"Just take the picture already perv" Greycie snapped as she was already nervous about this entire competition.
The man rolled his eyes and carlessly took the picture of the child. The man stared into the picture he had taken and was captivated by the piercing grey eyes that stared at him. He had to admit it was a decent picture but the kid was a brat. He scribbled a five on the scoreboard and dismissed the child with a wave of his hand.

Greycie quickly left the photographer and was relieved to see Robin waiting for her. She ran to her embracing her long legs and found comfort by pressing her face into her kneecaps. Robin tried to soothe the distraught the child by placing her hand on her cheeck.

"Hes a jerk and a perv" Greycie muffled to Robin. She then noticed a certain navigator was missing. "Hey where is Nami" Greycie asked as she looked around at the packed beach for a certain redhead. "Im afraid she had some matters to take care of, will you be alright without her" Robin asked.

Greycie wanted to say no but she didn't want to be a burden" No I will be fine Robin but you will still be here right" Greycie asked her face growing serious with worry.

"I will be alot closer than you think" Robin said with a calm smile on her lips and she quickly left.

Greycie didnt have to time to ask what that meant as all the contestants were called to the stage that was now on the boardwalk. Greycie made her way to the stage where three other orange women stood or slouched so the male judges had a better view of their chests. Speaking of the judges Greycie looked towards the table that was in front of the stage and studied the judges. The first one was another orange woman but at least this one didnt look too dirty, the middle judge was a man in shades who was practically drooling over the women and Greycie guessed this is who the women were bending over for. The last judge she remembered was the photographer so she looked lazily at the judge. Her mouth dropped and her eyebrows rose up when she saw Robin sitting next to the judges with that all knowing small smile plastered on her face. Seeing Greycie's shocked expression she rose her eyebrows at the child and raised one finger to her lips.

Greycie smiled and turned her attention to a man that was climbing up the stage. He had on a trunks and a spot of suntan lotion on his nose. In his hands he held a microphone that he held to his mouth right now,

"Hello dudes and dudetts this is our annual summer pageant to see who is the hottest chick on this beach" The host took a look down the line of women but stopped and looked down to the fourth contestant. "Whoa who do we have here" He said in an exaggerated voice.

Greycie saw him walk towards her and looked at Robin her eyes seeking for help. She saw Robin scribble something down on her paper and Greycie noticed it was a message. 'Be cute and childish' it read. She nodded to the judge and looked up to the host who was now in front of her.

"Hello there little chick whats your name" the host talked as if Greycie had no brains.

She could feel her tongue burning to call this guy a name but remembered what Robin had said. She put on a big smile and looked up at the host with puppy eyes. She stood on her tiptoes and reached for the microphone and sweetly said "Im Gweycie and Im thwee yeaws old" She had to restrain her eyes to not roll in annoyance.

The women in the audience cooed at the child, Greycie noticed the orange judge was also with the cooing women.
"Wow isnt she the cutest thing" The host said to the crowd. "Alright guys time for the interviews" the man yelled as he got the crowd pumped up.

Greycie listened to the first contestant's reply of why she loved the beach and she felt pushing the woman off the stage for her stupidity. She found herself daydreaming and was brought back to reality as a hand tapped her on her shoulder. The hand disappeared in bloom of flower petals and Greycie now waited for her question.

"Alright cutie heres your question, Why... did you... join this... competion" The host asked spacing the question out making Greycie aggrivated.

'Because Nami took me against my will, because Zoro wanted to cut his debt' Greycie thought but then said in her fake voice "I joined this compatation cuz I want to give the pwize to my mommy cuz I love hew this much" Greycie widened her arms and put on a smile even though she was wincing inside from embarrassment of her speech.

"Why isnt that precious, is your mommy in the crowd right now" The host asked not realizing he put Greycie in a tight situation.

'Oh no what do I do' Greycie panicked but she calmed down and donned a sad expression. "No shes sick wight now, like weally weally sick"

"Well thats to bad lets hope you win that pwize for your mommy" The host turned to the crowd and gave a dazzling smile. "Alright hotties who is ready for the talent proportion"

The crowds response was screaming and Greycie saw a couple of tops fly in the air. She felt a tug behind her and she got the message Robin was giving and quickly turned around. She waited for another tug to tell her it was safe to turn around. She wondered who was the jerk who was taking off girl's bikkini tops and why the host was giving beads to them. She shrugged her shoulders and reminded herself to ask Zoro that later.


Greycie was shaking now as her turn was coming up for the talent contest and she didn't know how she could dance when her legs were shaking uncontrollably. She felt her breath quicken and her stomach was doing flips which she didn't approve of right now. Robin had written on her paper 'Things will be taken care of ' so Greycie had to believe her. She peeked her head onstage where a woman was showing the audience how to apply lipstick without getting any on your teeth. Greycie rolled her eyes but had to admit she was better than the previous two talents.

"Up next is our little cutie Grreeyycciiee" The host stretched her name for a dramatic effect.

Greycie made her way onto the stage and stared at the sea of strangers that were watching her. Everyone was there as Greycie looked to see that everyone had left their luggage on the beach. She felt her breath hitch and she wanted to run off the stage when she saw blue hair and someone screaming "Super Greycie". She couldn't help but smile as she saw Franky cheering for her but she saw the person she was hoping for and the serious expression he had. She and Zoro made eye contact and a smile came on Zoro's face. He gave an encouraging nod and that was all he had to do. Greycie smiled from ear to ear but calmed herself down when she heard the beginning notes of a song being played on a violin.

Standing in her first stance she stood on her tiptoes and and raised her arms above her head and she waited for another note to be played. She bowed her back foreward and in a fluid movement she moved her arms down. Now after all the practices her body just began to naturally dance the routine. She concentrated on her feet as the sand on the stage was proving to be difficult to dance on. She was happy when she heard the crowd cheer when she began spinning solely on one foot. She was nearing the end and was going to finish by gracefully leaning down on her knees and her chest also lowering where her chest touched her knees. Unfortunately when trying to lower down to her knee, her foot slipped on some sand and with a sick thud her chin connected to the stage floor.

Pain erupted along her jawline and she lied there on the floor, eyes squeezed shut in pain. With her eyes closed Greycie heard people suck in a breath of air , people groaned, and other sound affects but there was something else she heard. She could hear alot of peoples reactions to her fall including her crewmates but that wasn't it. She heard the sound of pounding feet and the curses flying out in a familiar voice. She also heard many masculine voices that were screaming "Thief".

Was Nami in trouble? If everyone was quiet they would no doubt see Nami and she would get in trouble. These people might even make her orange for punishment. Greycie grimaced at the thought of a orange Nami so she decided she would have to be the distraction. Sitting up and clutching her jaw she began to cry and though it embarrassed her greatly she called out "Mommy".

"Owwww I want my Mommy" She cried as big fake tears slid down her face. She opened her eyes where she could see Robin and guided her eyes to where the sound of people chasing Nami came from. Robin caught onto the act and looked but only saw a faint figure that appeared to be running from someone. It wasnt until she used her devil fruit power to place eyes on a wall the person in flee passed did Robin realize it was Nami. The navigator had a large bag over her shoulder that Robin guessed was filled with treasure.

Now everything became clear, Greycie was grabbing everyones' attention so people couldn't corner the navigator. Very clever. The crowd was conversing with the person next to them on what should be done with the poor hurt child. The host walked up now holding in his arms several sashes that something was written on. Greycie almost dropped her act when she saw them, she read what each one said before she realized she had stopped crying.
"Wahh my jaw huw-" Greycie was about to continue the act when the sound of thunder stopped her.

The host panicked and soon the entire crowd followed suit as people began to run in all directions. Some people screaming about their hair and how their tan might get ruined. Greycie began to run off stage too but saw something on the floor. She quickly picked up the discarded items and so she would not lose them tied them around her arm. Before she could get back up some panicked moron pushed her and Greycie was now dangerously sprawled out on the floor that people were rampaging on.

Before she could even try to get up she felt herself being picked up and hoisted up in the air. She found herself on Zoros shoulder's and had a good view where there was space to run through.

"Ok Greycie your going to tell me where its clear to run through alright" Zoro called out above chaos.

"Alright Zoro go right" Greycie ordered.

Greycie watched in horror as Zoro went left and almost collided with three orange women.

"No Zoro this way" Greycie pulled the swordsman's short hair in the direction she wanted.

By the time Robin, Brooke, Greycie, Zoro, and Nami made it back to the docks they were breathless and Nami was still being chased by the men. Greycie looked to see what the men were chasing Nami for, and noticed the gigantic bag the navigator had.

"Come back here you thief and give everyone their wallets back" The men yelled. They now wanted revenge as their fellow men had been fried by thunder.

Being only a few feet from the Thousand Sunny Greycie jumped off of Zoro's shoulders. Nami being behind her noticed the departure and jogging in place she quickly yelled for Greycie to move it.

Greycie now with arms crossed was concentrating on the past events. Nami got caught stealing, Nami wasn't at the competition, Greycie had attracted a rather large crowd, THIS crowd were not really paying attention, perfect victims for a thief, Nami is now caught and fleeing, She had no intention of wanting the prize, THIS WHOLE TIME SHE WAS THE DISTRACTION JUST FOR NAMI TO THIEVE!

"Greycie what are you doing we have to get out of here" Nami yelled as she adjusted her heavy baG full of loot on to the other shoulder.

"You used me didnt you" Greycie yelled

"Greycie well talk about this later please" Nami pleaded

"Ill start running if you promise you will give me 50 belli for ice cream at the next island that has an ice cream shop" Greycie threw in suddenly.

"Greycie you cant be serious" Nami was now panicking as the men were getting closer.

"70 belis" Greycie said as she rubbed her chin that was still throbbing. She heard Zoro laughing from the side obviously enjoying the scene.

"Alright alright, lets just get going so we can get the rest of the crew, hopefully Luffy Ussop and Chopper are back on the ship with Sanji.

Finally making it back onto the ship Franky breathlessly said "Hey at least we didnt destroy this resort this tim-" Franky stopped his sentence as they heard a yell that could only belong to their captain.

"GIANT BAZOOKA"

The crew now with Sanji turned to see the resorts main snack bar explode on impact.

"Its raining candy" Greycie screamed in happiness.


It had been a couple days since the resort incident and Greycie 70 bellis richer walked into the galley tonight with nine sashes on her arm.?She couldnt belive that dumb host had just thrown them carelessly on the floor. She coughed loudly to grab everyones' attention.

"Everybody Im here to give out the sashes" Greycie declared with a huge grin. For ten minutes the crew laughed at Greycie's choices of the winners for each sash. The choice of the Prettiest hair went to Nami because she was the only one with orange hair, and Best Talent went to Franky because he could open his stomach. Best eyes went to Sanji because he only had one eye which was really cool, while Brooke got best dressed because he always wore a suit. Best Personality went to Chopper because he was so nice, while Robin got nicest body because her body could be anywhere just by her crossing her arms. Ussop got best interview because he always has amazing stories to tell that the interview could not be boring at all. Her captain got best smile because he had the biggest smile in the entire crew, mostly due to his rubber abilities. And the last one was Best Performance that no doubt went to Zoro.

Greycie smiling walked over to Zoro and slided the sash over the swordsman's head. Zoro lightly smiled back but it quickly fell when he saw something that disturbed him. When Greycie reached up to put the sash on her arms came out of the sleeves and Zoro noticed they were shaking. She was wearing Nami's winter jacket that hid her arms but Zoro was sure they were still shaking. He looked at Greycie but she had already run off with Usopp, Luffy and Chopper to go watch a play.


THAT DOESNT COUNT AS A CLIFFHANGER! hahahaha im sorry im really trying to stop those damn endings. Please review everyone and how do you guys like the length of this chapeter?