A/N: Disclaimer! I Do not own Adventure Time, nor will i ever unless the creator sells me the rights, and blah, blah, blah, ON WITH THE STORY!
Princess Bubblegum, or PB as she told me to call her, told me to sit on a chair in the lab. She sat next to me and kept asking me questions. "Where do you come from?" She asked.
"The jungle," I told her, "Far away."
"Why'd you leave?" PB asked me.
"My parents died a few weeks ago," I told her.
"From what?" PB asked.
"Too far! I'm not telling you how my parents died," I told her.
Then a boy around my age and a dog burst though the lab door. The boy shouted, "Princess! What's wrong?"
"Finn, I need to tell you something. It's about," PB looked at me and then back at Finn, "her."
Finn raised an eyebrow at me and I waved at him. PB took out the paper from the machine and said, "This is what came out of my species analyzer."
Finn looked at the page and looked like he was going to hurl. He took the page from PB and showed it to me. The page said, '100% Human'.
He said, "You're a human?"
I nodded and said sadly, "Yeah. The last of my kind."
"No, you're not," Finn said, "I'm a human too." When I heard that, I fainted.
I opened my eyes and saw Finn over me. I screamed. I jumped to my feet and exclaimed, "You're human! How can you be human? I thought I was the last human!"
"Wait, wait," The dog said.
"What pooch?" I asked.
The dog said, "My name's Jake. And how can you be the last human? Every kingdom we visited said that Finn was the last one."
I sighed and said, "My parents were the only other humans I knew. My mom, dad, and I all lived in a forest. We lived there because we knew Rainicorn might eat us, and then humans would go extinct. We didn't want that to happen, so we stayed in the forest. We knew how to hunt, to cook over a fire, and we knew which fruits could kill someone with just one bite. Why haven't I heard of you?"
Finn shrugged and said, "I'm heard of a lot, but I don't know."
Jake asked, "Do you have powers?"
"Jake, she's human! She wouldn't have powers!" Finn exclaimed.
"Actually, I do," I said.
'What?" Finn and Jake exclaimed.
"I can talk to animals, fly, read minds, and hit a note so high it breaks glass and ice," I said.
"Then what am I thinking?" Finn asked. Finn thought, "I'm in love with Flame Princess."
"You just thought you were in love with Flame Princess," I told him.
"Ha! Pay up Bubblegum," Jake said.
PB took five bucks out of her pocket and handed it to Jake, who put the money in his pocket, even though he doesn't wear pants.
"Alright dude, what did you bet," Finn asked.
"I bet PB that you loved Flame Princess," Jake said with a smile.
Finn punched him and said, "You're annoying brother."
"I know," Jake said.
I rolled my eyes and Finn said, "Now prove your other powers."
I nodded and started to fly over the ground. Finn nodded and Jake held out a glass figure. It was a little heart. "Isn't that the heart you made for Lady?" Finn asked.
"No. I have five more," Jake said with a chuckle, "Alright Brenda. Yell."
I started to sing at the highest note I possibly could, and after a few seconds, the glass heart broke. "We got that one cleared," Jake said.
I said, "Yep."
"And we can do the talking to animal test when we find an animal we can't talk to," Finn said with a shrug.
"But other than that, all her powers are conformed," PB said.
Then there was a scream. Finn and Jake looked out the window and said, "Ice King."
"Princess, we're going to stop the ice king! Brenda, you stay here!" Finn said jumping out the window with Jake. I ran over to the window and saw Jake was a magical dog. He was huge with Finn on his back and he was walking to the Ice land.
I jumped out the window and flew to the Ice King's castle.
A/N: What's going to happen next? Stay tuned to find out! Review, eat a ham, and later!
-Nicky