WTF chapter 2

ncalkins dose not own Percy Jackson ooc thanks beta Zohan

Annabeth and Percy walked up to the mall. As they walked Percy was firing question after question at Annabeth who was slowly getting annoyed.

"Why are the gods taking a break?" asked Percy the first of his many questions.

" I don't know Percy. Its their own decision, and I don't really want to know what goes on in a Greek Gods head." answered Annabeth as she looked at Percy at the corner of her eye.

Percy nodded and all was silent then a look of wonder crossed Percy's face.

" Why are all the boys we pass staring at us?" she asked.

Annabeth looked at Percy in astonishment

"Wow, seaweed brain are you really that dumb. The boys think your cute and they are staring at you not me." She answered as she continued walking unaware of Percy frozen in place looking at her like she was nuts.

Annabeth realized that there was only one pair of footsteps - her own- she turned around, to find Percy looking at her strange.

"What seaweed brain?" asked Annabeth raising a eyebrow at Percy.

Percy looked at her more.

"What the fuck are you talking about?! I'm not cute I'm not even supposed to be a girl!" She took a deep breath and continued before Annabeth could interrupted.

"Your way prettier then me. So it's pretty clear that they are staring at you!"

Percy realizing what she said blushed a rosy pink that was nothing compared to Annabeth's fire truck red blush.

"Whatever seaweed brain." said Annabeth as she shook her head to try and failing to rid herself of her blush.

Annabeth continued walking Percy rushing to keep up so they walked side by side.

"Hey Percy." she said and finished her question after a hum of notice "Why is it that you didn't freak out about the boys staring at you."

Percy face turned pink and in her eyes a splash of embarrassment and fear shined throw. Annabeth could understand the embarrassment not use to talking to Percy about something like this but why fear? Percy swallowed the lump in her throat and cleared her voice.

"W-well when I was a boy I liked females and well…." She trailed off and swallowed some more.

thinking 'What if Annabeth is disgusted with me. What if she doesn't want to be my friend,' Percy thought.

A dawning look appeared on Annabeth's face.

"Your bi." stated Annabeth.

Percy blinking in surprise wiped her head over to Annabeth.

"How'd you know?!" Percy yelped.

Annabeth looked at Percy and explained:

"Well It's pretty obvious with the way your sentence was going and the way I caught you staring at some boys buts and checking them out just now."

She was serious at first then amused as Percy blushed red.

"You noticed that? Wait your not disgusted with me?" Percy asked.

Annabeth looked at Percy as she opened the mall door.

"No why would I be? There are a lot of campers that are bi or gay. Take Luke for example he's bi but leans more on the guy side."

Relief flooded Percy but turned to shock and embarrassment when Annabeth asked this question:

"Who at camp do you think is cute?"

Percy sputtered as they walked around looking for a store. Annabeth turned to Percy.

"Come on Percy just because I'm a daughter of Athena and like books more then makeovers dose not mean I don't want to talk boys. And get use to this because boy or girl you're my new partner in crime… or at least in girl stuff." Annabeth said.

Percy looked at her with a 'what are you talking about' look.

"Just because I'm bi dosen't mean I will talk about clothes or makeup. Boys, yes girly stuff, no." she said in a defensive tone with a hint of defiance.

Annabeth laughed.

"Look at you face and, by the way I never said we talk about cloths,… but now we might." she giggled.

Percy looked at her in shock.

"Moving on I think I see a clothing store." Percy said.

Annabeth grabbed Percy's arm as she tried to walk pass her.

"Not so fast you still haven't answered my question! And we need to get you some undergarments."

Percy blushed a deep red at both topics as she was dragged towered Victoria Secrets. Annabeth, realizing Percy was a little unstable and needed a distraction said : "So, back to my earlier question, boys at camp, who do you think is cute?"

Percy, not as uncomfortable of the thought of boys as the thought of undergarments, answered:

" Well…Luck is pretty cute and has nice eyes, smile and a good personality…beside the almost betraying m--us. And Nico has a nice smile when he smiles, got the whole dark and mysterious thing going, he's sweet, and he's cute. I wonder how he changed over the summer."

Annabeth smiled 'Nico will be happy and so will Luke. They've both had a crush on Percy, even when he was a boy. I wonder if I should tell them…nah, it would ruin the fun,' she thought.

Percy looked around to find himself in a pink store and in horror realized they were there. "Trying to run wouldn't help, it would just cause a scean." Annabeth's voice cut through his thoughts like a knife through butter.

So they carried on finding Percy undergarments

"No way!" shouted Percy as Annabeth held up a pair of bras and underwear causing people to stare.

"Keep it down." Annabeth hissed. "Come on these are really comfortable," holding up the thong.

Percy shook her head no and pointed to the training bras and regular underwear. Annabeth wrinkled her nose

"You have the style of a grandma, no, on second thought, I know some grandma's who are less of a prude then you."

Percy, red with anger and eyes flashing grabbed the undergarments that Annabeth wanted her to have and whispered in a loud voice:

"I AM NOT!"

She marched over to the cashier who had been watching in amusement all this time and bought the undergarments. Then with her bag she marched out of the store with her head held high in victory but slowly started to deflate and slow down. She turned on her heel and glared at Annabeth who wore a smug expression not even trying to hide it. The first thing out of Percy's mouth was:

"I hate you. And I'm returning this monstrosities. Because I have the receipt."

Annabeth's smug expression didn't change as she said:

"Love you, too, Seaweed Brain, in a sisterly way. And you can't return the clothes, so, ha!"

She ripped up the recite that was in Percy's hand. Percy sputtered in anger as Annabeth dragged her to different stores for everyday cloths and a fancy dress for them both.

After that was done they decided to eat in the food court. As Annabeth got their food, Percy waited at the table they would eat at. While Percy waited five random boys walked up to her, all seemingly in college ages, chiseled, two brunettes, and three blonds. They each gave her their phone numbers.

Annabeth returned with Taco Bell food to find a blushing Percy. She raised a eyebrow with a questioning look and Percy answered:

"Some boys gave me their phone number."

Annabeth smirked and said in a baby voice:

"D'aaww! My widdle Percy all gwone up~!"

Percy, embarrassed muttered :

"Shut up."

Annabeth laughed and so they talked and laughed as they ate. When they were done they went to the car to find Argus sleeping in the front seat. They woke him up and got in returning to camp in high sprits.

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