A/N: Hey My People! Finally updated. Anyway, I don't own Adventure Time, just Brenda. Now, enjoy!
"Will Ice King Ever learn?" I asked with a laugh.
"Heck no!" Finn said standing up on Jake's back.
It's been two months since I moved in with Finn and Jake, and we've saved all the princesses from the Ice King at least once.
I know Marceline, Beemo, and I know Lady Rainicorn, Jake's girlfriend. I know almost everyone in Ooo. I just can't enter the fire kingdom without dying, so that's the one percent that I don't know.
As Jake walked back to the tree house with Finn and me on his back, it started to snow, and it never snows in the grass kingdom. I got suspicious. "Finn," I said, "Do you think it's a little odd that it's snowing in the grass lands?"
Finn looked around and said, "Hm. That is a little weird. Come in Jake, let's get back to the tree house as soon as possible."
"Alright buddy," Jake said picking up his pace.
Soon, it was a full on snowstorm in the grasslands. Finn, Jake, Beemo and I all had two sweaters on. I heard a knock on the door. "I'll get it!" Finn said getting to his feet.
He ran to the door and came back with a girl made of fire. "Who's that Finn?" The girl asked.
"This is Jake and my new roommate, Brenda. Brenda, this is my girlfriend, Flame Princess," Finn said.
"Nice to meet you," I said.
"Finn, can I stay here? If I stay in my house I might get doused," Flame Princess told Finn.
"Sure Flame Princess," Finn said with a warm smile. Warm. Hehe. I can be funny.
Flame Princess sat next to Finn who was at my left side. Flame Princess held out a berry and said, "Hungry?"
"Yeah, thanks!" Finn said taking the fruit.
Then I realized what the fruit was, a nyan! It's a really deadly fruit that can kill you in one bite! It looks like a pear with black spots on it. I took the fruit out of Finn's hand and threw it into the fire. "Brenda! What the glob?" Finn asked.
"Dude, that fruit is deadly! It can kill you in one bite!" I exclaimed.
"What? Finn, she's lying!" Flame Princess accused.
"What? No I'm not! I've lived in the forest most of my life! I know what fruits someone can and can't eat!" I exclaimed.
"Well, Brenda has lived in the forest and woods longer than you Flame Princess, so I pretty much have to believe her," Finn told Flame Princess.
"Just eat it. Please? I can eat it," She said taking another one of the fruits out of her bag bite of the fruit and eating it, "See?"
"That's because you're a fire elemental. Your body cancels out all the harmful parts of the fruit, like the juice and the skin," I told her bitterly.
"Then eat it, and show me how dangerous it is," Flame Princess told me handing me a spare fruit. Glob, how many of these fruits does she have?!
I glared at her and said, "I'll die. Finn, if you're going to eat it, fine, but it's YOUR funeral. Just remember the people of Ooo need you, and this fruit was how my big brother died." I handed Flame Princess the fruit and walked out of the tree fort.
I walked away from the tree fort and saw the storm had gotten worse. I tried my best to keep warm, and I almost fainted. Twice. I tripped over something, or someone. I looked at what I tripped over and saw a frozen person! It was a person-sickle! I picked the person up and ran back to the fort as fast as I could. I opened the door and saw Finn, B-Mo, and Jake playing cards, and Flame Princess watching them.
I put the person on the couch and got a dry stick. I held the stick over Flame Princess and it soon caught fire. Then I went over to the person and started to defrost them.
"Brenda," Jake asked, "What are you doing?"
"Defrosting someone who I found in the snow," I told him.
Flame Princess said, "I can speed-,"
"No," I told her, "You might burn him or her."
After another few minutes of thawing, the person was almost completely defrosted, and I saw that it was a teenage boy, about fourteen, maybe fifteen.
Finn got up from where he was sitting and walked over to me. He said, "Is he okay?"
I said, "Not sure." I handed Finn the lit stick and put my ear to the boy's chest. I could hear a heartbeat. I took my head off the person's chest and said, "He's fine. He has a heartbeat. A small one, but he has one. Jake, is it any trouble for you to make some food for him? I can hear his stomach growling."
"Sure Bren. What kind of person is he?" Jake asked.
I looked him over and saw he has a long black tail, cat ears sitting at the top of his head, and claws. I said, "He's part cat."
"Meat it is!" Jake said walking over to the stove.
"B-Mo! Stop cheating!" Finn exclaimed at the game system. B-Mo was looking at Finn and Jake's cards while they were gone from their seats.
I took the stick back from Finn and said, "You can go back to your game Finn. It's okay."
I put the fire out (which hurt Flame Princess in the progress) and took the fully cooked steak and sat next to the hybrid. After a few minutes, the hybrid came to, and opened his eyes; yellow and slit like a cat's eye. "Who are you? Where am I? And who are you?" He asked.
I smiled lightly and said, "My name is Brenda, and you're in Finn and Jake's tree house. Are you hungry?"
He nodded and I handed him the steak. He quickly gobbled it down and said, "Thank you very much Brenda." He sat up and said, "So how'd I end up here? Last thing I remember was talking a long walk, snow, and then BAM! Nothing."
"Oh, that would be all Brenda! She found you in the snow and carried you back," Finn said.
"Then she warmed you up," Jake said.
"Yeah, with MY fire!" Flame Princess said, "So really, I'M the hero here."
"Technically, Brenda did find, carry, and defrost him," Jake said.
"WITH MY FIRE!" Flame Princess screamed.
"Why are you taking all the credit?" I asked weakly, "I did help him."
Flame Princess screamed and lunged at me. I dogged and she hit her head against the wall, knocking her out. Finally, something to shut her up!
I said, "Anyway, what's your name?"
"Oh, excuse me. My name is Ryder," He said shaking my hand.
I smiled and said, "Nice to meet you."
"Likewise," I told him.
A/N: For the person who wrote 'Kinda boring. This has been done so much before.', *Picks Up Sword* You better run, because I worked hard on this story, and I don't need any of your negativity!
