WTF chapter 9

Ncalkins doesn't own Percy Jackson; no beta; ooc

"Wow Percy you sure are naïve, don't you get what's going on?" asked Annabeth in surprise with wide eyes staring at Percy. They were sitting in cabin three and Percy had just filled Annabeth in about what has been going on. Percy looked at Annabeth in confusion taking in Annabeth's golden hair in a pony-tail, her white tee and blue jeans.

"What do you mean Annabeth? I'm just being nice and so are they." said Percy picking at her tan shorts.

Annabeth stared at Percy not believing her ears. Percy who was wearing a blue short sleeve shirt and tan shorts didn't look up from her picking.

Percy who use to be a guy didn't know when someone was trying to woo him/her? Thought Annabeth as she looked at Percy, then she made up her mind.

"Percy we need to have a talk. The reason why the gods, Luke and Nico are acting weird are…"

Suddenly Poseidon crashed throw the door making it slam against the wall. With wild eyes and messed up hair, he whipped his eyes from left to right, from Percy to Annabeth until they stopped on Annabeth.

"GET OUT!" howled Poseidon as water rose behind him, grabbed Annabeth and tossed her out the window.

"Ow! Why the hell you hit me with a rock Silena?" yelled Annabeth then silent. Percy normally would have checked on her but was kind of busy with her psycho dad.

Percy stared wide eyed at Poseidon as he skulked forward and sat next to Percy. Poseidon let out a huge breath and then out of no were he put his arm around Percy. Pulling Percy into his side Poseidon hugged Percy tightly and gushed:

" OH! My sweet little princess, daddy's little angle, that was too close Annabeth almost stole your innocents by telling you the horror of the male species!"

Percy whose arms were trapped between Poseidon's arms and Percy's side, tried to wiggled a arm lose. She finally succeeded and started to hit her dad on his chest saying in a muffled voice:

"Can't breath! CAN'T BREATH!!!"

Poseidon finally let Percy go, Percy took a deep breath her face was red and quickly turned back to it's normal color. Percy cached her breath looked at her dad and said:

"What are you talking about? Annabeth was just trying to help and horror of the male species? Dad I use to be male!"

Poseidon ignoring Percy took her hands and looked her strait in the eye and said:

"Now tell daddy what's the problem and he'll make it all better."

Percy looking uncomfortable knew that her dad would not let it go. So she told him what was going on. At first she was tense and didn't give much detail, but as she continued she got less tense and began to get into telling the story. Poseidon listened with interest and by the time she was done he had an evil glint in his eye.

"Well Percy, thank you for telling me this daddy will take care of everything." Said Poseidon as he planed to go to Ares for help. He got up and was about to leave, when Percy's voice stopped him:

"You never told me what's going on."

Poseidon turned to Percy and put on a giant smile filled with love, but his eyes promised pain. So the effect of his look was creepy like a psychotic clown. Percy began to inch away from Poseidon as he walked toward the bed a twisted grin on his face and eye twitching. Poseidon grabbed Percy's shoulder, pulled her into a one armed hug and began to pat her head, Percy very disturbed tried to get out of her father's grasp. Poseidon forced Percy to lay down and rapped her in the blanket, tucking her in tight he kissed her on her forehead.

"Don't worry Percy, daddy will take care of everything. So why don't you take a nap."

Poseidon turned again and walked out the door. Leaving Percy with one thought:

Like I have a choice.

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Poseidon walked out of cabin three thinking of ways to torture his so called family. He would need to go to Ares and maybe Hephaestus too for help. But fist he had to find a person to guard his little angle. Poseidon passed Zeus who was taking a walk and just as he was about to walk further away, he froze. Poseidon whipped around and ran toward his brother and jumped in front of him.

"ZEUS!" yelled Poseidon into Zeus face.

Zeus who was tucked into his thoughts about ways to get near Percy was startled at the yell. In surprise he yelled and throw a punch at Poseidon, Poseidon ducked and dodge as Zeus kept throwing punches. Just as Zeus began to throw lighting bolts, Poseidon yelled:

"BROTHER IT'S ME!"

Zeus looked at him with wild eyes, beard crackling and a lighting bolt in his hand, he yelled back:

"I KNOW! THAT'S WHY I'M FIGHTING BACK. You might be trying to kill me."

Poseidon blinked as he dunked his brothers lighting bolt. Jumping forward he grabbed Zeus arms and head butted him into stunned silent.

"I was just going to ask you if you would watch Percy of me. But I'm not so sure now. You punch and lighting throwing psycho." panted Poseidon.

Zeus's eyes widened and he smiled really big, then he shouted:

"I'll Do IT!"

Next moment Poseidon was holding onto a dust cloud that use to be his brother. Poseidon shock his head and flashed to Ares house. In a flash of light Poseidon appeared in Ares bathroom. Red painted walls and a white tub and toilet, but Poseidon didn't know that because Ares was going to the bathroom on the toilet while reading a newspaper. Ares jumped and yelled:

" JEZZE Poseidon! YOU SCARED THE CRAP OUT OF ME!"

Poseidon looked at Ares and fire appeared behind him, with a fist in front of his face he shouted:

"I Need you help! I need weapons to protect my dear daughter!"

Ares stared at Poseidon over the newspaper.

"Can I finish first?" asked Ares

Poseidon took a breath the flames disappeared and he walked out of the bathroom, muttering:"Yes, hey where's your phone?"

Ares leaned forward to look throw the open door way wondering what Poseidon was doing and yelled:

"On the table! Why?"

"I need to call Hephaestus." called Poseidon to Ares.

"Fine." Said Ares as he flushed the toilet and washed his hands in the marble sink.

Find out next time what happens to Percy! And if you want to be my beta please tell me!

"And Give me ideas on how to torture them. And help me plane." Yells Poseidon.

"Put in what you want to happen in the next chapter with me and Percy!" says Zeus

"What?! YOUR trying to woo my daughter! You BASTERED1" shouts Poseidon and he begins to beat up Zeus.

Already decided on protective Poseidon so Poseidon is out of the race. If you wanted a Poseidon /Percy paring I think you should write a story of them. I'd read it but I might write one because when this is over I'm planning to try to make fics of the losers ones with Percy either as a boy or girl. But only some! And just so you know if you can decide between people its counted as a vote for those persons.

Nico-55 Apollo-41 Annabeth-20 break all hearts-14 Kronos-3 Chiron-1

Turn back to boy- 6 Luke-22 Hades-53 Zeus-18 Dionysus-6 Hermes-8

Four some between Zeus/Hades/Nico/Dionysus/Percy-4

Luke/Nico/Percy-8

Nico/Hades/Percy-1 All except Poseidon-1