WTF chapter 10
Ncalkins doesn't own Percy Jackson; ooc; thanks beta DarkLadyIreth
Zeus walked up to Poseidon's cabin taking in the bottom of the ocean theme and the triton on the door.
Really you thank Poseidon could have better taste in decorating. Thought Zeus as he walked up to the door.
He opened the door and looked around inside absorbing the blue beds, oak table stands, and the sea water fountain in the corner that was letting a bit of steam out for iris messages. Zeus let his eyes roam the walls as he stepped farther into the cabin, closing the door behind him. On the wall over a bed was a Minotaur horn and a shield with a story pressed into it. Letting his eyes drifted down onto the silk blue bed sheet covering the slumbering figure, black hair and a face of angelic peacefulness poked out of a snuggly rapped blanket. Zeus smiled, a tender look over coming his face as he stared down at Percy. Zeus stared down at her for what seemed like forever then he started to yawn, looking at the bed Percy was in he thought:
Surely Percy wouldn't mind if I take a nap in the same bed as her. But just in case I'll sleep on top of the blanket.
Zeus gently lowered himself onto the bed, careful of not waking Percy, freezing every time Percy so much as breathed. Finally he was on the bed and comfortable, with one arm around Percy's waist and the other under his head. He fell asleep, unaware of the danger in the form of a over protective father would come and unaware of Percy's strange dream.
_PERCY'S DREAM_
Percy looked around her seeing a base camp in the middle of a field of grassy lands with a dark forest in the distance.
"Finally I'm back. Are the soldiers ready?" A voice that sound like a knife scratching stone asked.
"Yes sir, all of the soldiers are ready to move out and attack camp half blood." said a familiar female voice.
Percy turned to the pair looking at them she could not see the female just a blurry blob. But when she looked at the man he was holding a scythe made of celestial bronze and a type of regular metal. It looked like a scythe you would see death holding in a photo but somehow deadlier if that's possible because its kind of hard to look deadlier then death. Anyway the man holding the scythe had silver are and I'm not talking that cheep gray "silver" hair dye. I'm talking the liquid form of silver sand found in a hour glass. His eyes of melted gold at the moment studying the blobby girl were hard as a rock and cold as ice.
"That girl Annabeth what did you do to her?" asked the silver headed individual as he cradled the scythe in his arms.
" I tried to make her fall in love with Percy Jackson. But she woke up, took the arrow and threatened if I ever tried to manipulate her feelings again the next time I look at anything even remotely ugly she would ram the arrow so far up my ass that even Aphrodite couldn't undo the love spell." answered the girl in a teary voice.
That's pretty dang far. Thought Percy unaware that the silver haired one was thinking the same thing.
"Well what ever you do to her just make sure she keeps Jackson busy…Or we can get her on our side but whether she joins or not Olympus and the Olympians will fall." Just as the silver one said fall he hit a passing bird with the top of his scythe making the bird freeze in place. The bird frozen in place fell to the ground with a thud. Percy gasped which was a mistake as silver head turned his head her way scythe at the ready. But instead of attacking his eyes widened harden eyes softened to warm glowing gold.
"Beautiful." muttered Kronos as Percy's eyes made contact with his golden ones.
Kronos raised a hand racking out to Percy then…. Percy woke up, to a arm around her waist and a heart beat in her ear. As Percy groggily woke up she forgot the dream and focused on the pervert in her bed. Percy screamed:
"PERVERT!." and punched him right in the nose, not taking notice of who she was punching.
Zeus fell off the bed cursing in ancient Greek and setting off a chain of storms around the world. Zeus wiped his nose to find he was bleeding, staring at the blood Zeus thought:
Wow Percy packs a punch…ow….ya that hurts.
Percy stared at the figure that had just gotten off of the floor and it was Zeus, and understandingly she began to panic.
"OH NO! I'm so sorry lord Zeus I didn't mean to, I was half asleep! And.." she was cut off by Zeus as he healed his nose.
"It's fine, but I would hate to see what you can do awake. I feel sorry for those monsters." Said Zeus jokingly with a half smile.
Percy let out a breath of relief as she smiled back at Zeus, then she got off of the bed and ran, squealing:
"Bathroom!"
Zeus chuckled as the door slammed behind her, he sat down on the bed but fell of as the cabin door slammed open.
"WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO MY DAUGHTER!" yelled Poseidon as he took aim with the machine gun he was holding, dressed like a army man and looking completely insane he was scary. Next to him was Ares decked out in knives and swords dressed all in black and leather. On the right of Poseidon was Hephaestus in a flying wheel chair! WTF?
Then Poseidon fired and sent Zeus out the window to get away.
"Well, I'm going to see my kids. Bye uncle psycho." said Ares as he walked away at a fast pace.
Poseidon turned to Hephaestus to talk to him but he was already gone. Just as Poseidon walked into the cabin, Percy came out with a fearful expression on her face. Poseidon seeing the expression on her face started panicking:
"What's wrong? Is there a pervert in there?"
Percy looked up at her dad and said:
"What? No, but when I wiped there was blood… What going on dad?"
Poseidon looked at her then shot out the door thinking:
Oh hell no I'm over a thousand years old and I didn't have to have that conversation once I'm not starting now.
So he did what any reasonable man would do called his daughter's best friend to explain the wonder of the female body.
"ANNABETH!"
_AT KRONOS CAMP_
"I'm sorry sir. Maybe we should just kill Percy Jackson." said the spy standing in front of Kronos.
"No!" snapped Kronos then continued: " Percy Jackson is not to be harmed because she will be my queen."
Review. Poem : By heavens light we will be guided out of the night.
Annabeth is off the list because the Aphrodite cabin doesn't want a arrow up their buts, cant say I blame them. And Aphrodite is too busy watching the gods and demi-gods fight over Percy.
Apollo-66 Break all hearts-18 192
Hermes-17 Kronos-5
Turn him back-11 Chiron-4
Nico-81 Zeus-22
Luke-25 Dionysus-46
Hades-1,200 Four some between Zeus/Hades/Nico/Dionysus/Percy-4
Luke/Nico/Percy-8
Nico/Hades/Percy-4
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